Our apologies to anyone who’s been experiencing slow-loading or timeouts with Wo’C lately (we certainly have). Our host has moved us to a different server, although he still insists on seating us next to Peggy Noonan, which means I’ll have to find one of those plastic ponchos people wear at Gallagher shows if I don’t want to wind up smelling like second-hand Gin Rickey before the cheese course. Still, the blog seems to be a bit zippier now.
So let’s get back to work and out-produce the Taliban! Remember, there’s a war on, and for every plane, tank, or comfort capsule we produce, the Afghans produce two tons of opium, which I’m pretty sure is where all that money you ought to be putting into War Bonds is actually going.