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Archive for the 'Oops' Category

We Forgive You, Mary Katharine

Posted by s.z. on August 18th, 2006

 MaryKat’s mea culpa for failing to bring her readers the story of the terrorist barf bag.

I missed this scare. Man, and I do so hate to disappoint the World o’ Crap kids.

Well, it is Friday, so I guess we’ll let it go this time.  But if it happens again, we’ll be forced to get our “Update: Never Mind” stories from a different TerrorScare  blogger.

Billy, Have You Ever Been in a Turkish Prison?

Posted by scott on June 27th, 2006


A Customs inspector going through the baggage of conservative radio show host Rush Limbaugh on Monday afternoon found 29 small blue tablets — a supply of the impotence drug Viagra.

Isn’t swallowing a condom full of erectile dysfunction pills kind of redundant?

Limbaugh, 55, arrived on a private plane at Palm Beach International Airport from the Dominican Republic

Popular national destinations for sex tourists include Dominican Republic, Costa Rica, Cuba, and several countries in Southeast Asia, including India, Thailand, and Cambodia.

s.z. adds:  If Scott is right, and Rusty did go to the Dominican Republic for a sex tour, how sad is it that he came home with 29 pills left unused? 

Last month, Limbaugh cut a deal with prosecutors that would dismiss the prescription fraud charges in 18 months if he continued treatment for his painkiller addiction, submitted to random drug tests, and did not own a gun.

Well…he was obviously allowed to keep his love gun

He did not, however, have to admit guilt.

Because havin’ a Love Gun means never having to say you’re sorry.

I’m a sex shooter
shootin love in your direction
I’m a sex shooter
come on play with my affections
come on kiss the gun

And We’re Back…

Posted by scott on June 21st, 2006


Sorry about the sudden and baffling disappearance of the entire blog.  We signed up with another host on Monday, and I foolishly chose their Brigadoon package.  Big mistake.  We’ve since upgraded to the Pompeii package, so service should be considerably more stable from now on.

Delays were further exacerbated by my complete and utter ignorance of php, pvc, spf, and other incantatory internet abbreviations.  Many thanks to maryc, who stepped in and storted out the bollixed files for us.  She wins a Manos wife diaphanous nightgown with crimson front-and-rear modesty panels, and the right to be worshipped as a goddess for five nights and four fun-filled days.

We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties…

Posted by scott on June 19th, 2006

Please Stand By

The move to a new (and, we hope and whine) permanent host is underway, so we may experience service outtages over the next 24 to 48 hours. As a result, Movie Monday has been postponed, so you have several more days to get your affairs in order before we unleash Zardoz upon you.

Also, our hostess has mug shots of her foster kitties, as well as glamour photos of her regular supporting cast of quadrupeds, and a breathtaking tale of one cat’s daring escape from Stalag S.Z. And possibly a visit from an Old Friend…

So please stay tuned.

Tech Support

Posted by scott on June 12th, 2006

We’ve been informed that, due to personal issues, our hosting company is going out of business at the end of the month. This seems rather abrupt, but we’re sure they must have a good reason; perhaps they’re pessimistic about the long term prospects of net neutrality, perhaps they’ve sold all their wordly goods and are relocating to an ashram without a high speed internet connection, or maybe it’s like when my parents were building an addition to their home, and the contractor quit before putting the roof on because he and his wife suddenly bought a fixer-upper bordello in rural Nevada.

Anyway, we’re shortly going to have to move the site (again). If anybody has suggestions for reliable, reasonably-priced hosting, please email us or leave a comment.