Well, I don’t know how long we’ll be allowed to savor this victory, but I’m going to savor the hell out of it while I can. In the meantime, Bill S. pointed us to this secret strategy from the National Organization for Marriage and released by WikiLeaks.
And in conclusion, Bill has composed a hasty but heartfelt little ditty for the occasion:
OH, HAPPY GAY
(to the tune of “Oh, Happy Day”)
Oh, happy Gay! (Oh, Happy Gay!)
Oh, happy Gay! (Oh, Happy Gay)
When bigots lost (bigots lost!)
When bigots lost (Really lost!)
Oh, when they lost (Bigots lost!)
On prop 8 today
(Oh Happy Gay)
Oh, by the way (May I say)
Oh, by the way (May I just say)
Their case was weak (Weak it was!)
Oh, lame and weak (Weak it was!)
How week it was!
Testify, Tisinai!
I hate kick someone when they’re down, but, “ suck on that!”
Unless they’re just a dumb, spiteful clown-or NOM Asshat!
Oh happy Gay (Oh happy Gay)
Oh happy Gay (Oh, happy gay)
Equality (Quality!)
Equality (Quality)
Equality (Quality)
In Cali-for-ni-a
OH HAPPY GAY!
-Bill S
Update: Our friend Evan at Truth Wins Out has a delightful compendium of anti-gay wingnuts working their bile ducts like a pump handle.