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Archive for March 13th, 2010

Top Ten Google Searches: The “Confused With A Keyboard” Edition

Posted by scott on March 13th, 2010

It’s the end of a long week, and time once again to dip into the referrer logs and answer some of the search engine queries that have led the curious, the concerned, and — as always — the bonercentric to World O’ Crap.

1. How to tie a headscarf JEWISH: I don’t know this one, sorry. But if it helps, I can probably walk you through How to stuff a wild bikini GENTILE.

2. do carps eat crap: I’m not sure if this is a good question, or a lousy palindrome.

3. deal with your daughter’s pimp: is a reboot of the 2002-2005 ABC sitcom 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter. A mid-season replacement series set to debut on ABC Family, Deal With Your Daughter’s Pimp, follows the wacky adventures of the Giles family. The father, Doug, is a jive-talking preacher whose “church” is a motel conference room. The daughter, Hannah, is an aspiring hooker who works for America’s Whitest Pimp. And the mother is invisible and has no name. Can two fame whores live in the same house, without driving each other crazy?

4. shamwow guy excited without shamwow cloth: How inconvenient — just when we need something absorbent to swab down the naugahyde.

5. playboy no clothes: Yes, I believe you’ve grasped the concept. Congratulations

6. Women lesbians: Hey, great! That’s my favorite kind!

7. “mr happy meal”: As you can see, even cannibals have a pet name for the penis.

8. Bald Negro Kevin Eubanks: I’d like to thank Senator Harry Reid for joining us here today…

9. cindy and bryan anal and sinister: I’ll say one thing for ‘em — they’re versatile.

10. the facts about boners: This is a 1957 mental hygiene film starring Jack Webb. Produced by the California Department of Health, it was used by most junior high schools in the state until the mid-Seventies. It replaced a 1951 animated short featuring Woody Woodpecker, entitled Hey Pecker! Wood?


And now, in keeping with our crowd sourcing approach to wisdom, here’s a few questions for you guys to tackle:

Ann Coulter’s hands

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what happened to Fabio’s face?


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