Our friend David E. wrote to say:
My favorite pron movie title (I haven’t seen the movie, but the title will forever stay with me): Lezbollah.
Maybe we need a new contest, for best conservative pron title? Like, Why Don’t We Cuddle in the Road or Exit Only: The Story of My Anus?
I think that’s a terrific idea; let me see if I can help get things started. How about:
Daddy’s Purity Balls
Two Wetsuits and a L’il Dildo
Larry Craig’s List #2: Knockin’ On Heaven’s Stall Door
Please submit your own nominations for the AFI’s 100 Greatest Conservative Porn Films, and possibly win a valuable prize (probably a Seka movie on Betamax — we haven’t worked out all the details with Doghouse Riley).