Flayer of trolls. Purveyor of fine comments. Fish-fancying film critic, and one sharp cookie. D.Sidhe is all this and more, so please join me in wishing her the happiest of birthdays.
(I know s.z. would have wanted me to uphold our sacred traditions, but frankly, she has a stronger constitution than I do, and one Ann Coulter pic per week is about my limit. So please accept this photo of Aishwarya Rai for some reason.)
Now let’s check your horoscope, and see why the stars keep glancing over here while snickering and elbowing each other.
You possess a more unique manner of expressing and asserting yourself this year.
Because a unique manner of expression is no longer enough. Changing times demand that you be even more uniquer, while striving to become the uniquiest.
Suppressed anger is more effectively released in creative ways.
Like a genetically-engineered army of winged, urethra-seeking candiru that will darken the skies and spread terror and despair amongst those who doubted and wronged you. Or maybe a slam book.
Venus conjunct Mars in your Solar Return chart this year points to creative energy, romantic excitement, and playful competitiveness in relationships. Romance is in the air
Along with flying candiru.
…as this aspect increases your sensuality, sex appeal, and animal magnetism.
So remember at the end of the day to check yourself before you go inside; you may have chipmunks, marmots, and mountain beavers stuck to your pants.
Jupiter joined with Uranus is also found in your Solar Return chart
This was pretty embarrassing, and Jupiter promised that next time they’d get a room.
Thanks for hanging out here, D., for making us laugh, and for so often saying what I didn’t even know I wished I’d written until I read it. You are indeed the keenest cookie in the jar.
Happy birthday!