On this Independence Day, Riley observes:
“Doesn’t matter what angle I’m viewing from — your feet look weird.”
Meanwhile, Moondoggie remarks:
“It’s been medically proven that rubbing a luxuriously-pelted belly can slow the heart rate, reduce stress, and decrease hypertension. If only Sarah Palin had had a soft, hairy, two-toned gut available to her, she might not have freaked the hell out.”