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Archive for July 4th, 2009

4th of July Beast Blogging: The “What a Country!” Edition

Posted by scott on July 4th, 2009

On this Independence Day, Riley observes:

“Doesn’t matter what angle I’m viewing from — your feet look weird.”

Meanwhile, Moondoggie remarks:

“It’s been medically proven that rubbing a luxuriously-pelted belly can slow the heart rate, reduce stress, and decrease hypertension.  If only Sarah Palin had had a soft, hairy, two-toned gut available to her, she might not have freaked the hell out.”