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Archive for February 1st, 2007

‘Law & Order’ Alert

Posted by s.z. on February 1st, 2007

I just saw the ad for this Friday’s ep, and it seems to be about how Ann Coulter incites a murder at one of her college appearances. (I’m guessing the story has her urging her stalwart College Republican groupies to beat up some liberal kid who interrupts her with questions about her lack of a husband, or who threatens her with a pie or something, and the kids go too far, and next thing you know, it’s murder.)

In the ad, they showed Ann being questioned in court by McCoy and she did that hair flip thing, so you know this is truly ripped from the headlines. 

But, as you also know, lately L&O isn’t content to rip from just one headline, so I imagine this storyline will also involve Congressmen getting murdered by an out-of-control Britney Spear because they signed an initiative opposing the President’s plan to increase our troop strength in Iraq.  Then events prove that Britney was right about how Congress was enboldening terrorists by disagreeing with the President, because the next day evil Islamofascist cartoon characters based on images from a 1980′s video game shut down one of our major cities, and start scaring our leaders, raping our women, swimming in our pools, and eating our sweet, sweet Doritos . . .

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Joins Axis of Evil

Posted by s.z. on February 1st, 2007

Hey, cartoon characters, if you cause terror, then you’re a terrorist, and we have already declared war on you.  (But seriously, didn’t you always suspect that “Master Shake,” AKA “Master Sheik” was out to destroy our very way of life?) 

Tomorrow: President Bush announces that intelligence reports indicate that the Mooninites are allied with Iran (after all, didn’t one of them say “The innocent shall suffer – big time”?), that they posses weapons of mass destruction, and that they framed Scooter Libby for perjury (and tried to make Dick Cheney seem like a vindictive old bastard).  He then declares that we have to fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them here.  The moon then becomes the latest arena of our ongoing War On Terror and Blinking Lights and Stuff, and our Commander in Chief looks for a space suit that shows off his manly physique.

Important Announcement: Please notify the FBI if you see any of these suspects lurking in YOUR neighborhood.