*And for once I’m not talking about a depressed male porn star.
The election results are in, and it appears that Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. was thwarted in her campaign to become California Secretary of State. Dr. Taitz Esq.’s plan, of course, was to use her control of the election process to throw Obama off the ballot in 2012 by charging him with high crimes and misdemeanors such as Attempted Usurpation, Aggravated Socialism and Excessive Melanin. But Dr. Taitz Esq. is not allowing the election results to dampen her resolve, or the resolve of the people who didn’t vote for her:
ELECTION RESULTS DIDN’T DAMPEN RESOLVE OF THE PUBLIC TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT OBAMA’S ILLEGITIMACY TO PRESIDENCY. THE NUMBERS ACTUALLY WENT UP. TODAY “ORLY TAITZ” IS THE 22ND MOST POPULAR SEARCH ON THE NET AMONG BILLIONS OF DIFFERENT SEARCHES
I didn’t see Orly peaking on Google Trends, but I have no doubt that many people were indeed typing her name into search engines today, for just as Orly believes in the ultimate vindication of justice, I believe in the constant triumph of schadenfreude. Nevertheless, the ability of her olfactory sense to detect electoral chicanery is keen, and she has noticed a very strange coincidence: not only did Californians decline to vote for her, they also didn’t vote for other crazy people!
“Dr. Orly Taitz ESQ”
To:
“Brian Anders OC REPUBLIC” , “bernie polak”
Cc:
“GOPUSA” , “Orly Taitz”
Can you call me at 949-683-5411?
It’s an “open letter,” but I don’t think that means she actually wants all of us to call her. Maybe just one person should call her, and the rest of us can get on the extension.
I researched electrons results.
Turns out they’re elementary particles that carry a negative electric charge.
All the candidates, who were strong against illegal immigration were kept at around 25%.
If you look Nationwide teaparty backed candidates were winning elections: Sharon Angle in NV, Rand Paul in KY. In CA all tea party backed candidates were kept at this imaginary line of about 25%.
So apparently 25% of Californians are phantasms. I knew this was going to happen as soon as we amended the state constitution to count kids’ imaginary friends as 3/5 of a person.
In my election in Los Angeles county I got over 30% and statewide 26%, but all in all there was a wall, and tea party backed candidates, anti illegal immigration candidates, pro second amendmet candidates, anti-corrupt establishment candidates were kept behind that wall.
Hm. I guess we did “complete the danged fence,” but apparently it’s facing the wrong way.
It worries me, it means the candidates that were elected, regardless of the party will vote for amnesty. Some surveys show that there are 30 million illegals in this country.
And twice that many bats in Orly’s head, although most of them have settled down and have green cards.
If they go through amnesty, it is the end of the republic as we know it. We will be a de facto destitute third world banana republic
Although if most of the illegal aliens are from Moldova, then we’ll be more of a ghiveci republic, a form of representational government that goes well with stewed fruit compote and vodka.
I hope Steve Poizner [who lost the Republican gubernatorial primary to Meg Whitman] does not stop the fight. He is a billioner.
I’m no financial expert, but I believe a “billioner” is a person employed in the Accounts Receivables department of one of those gold brokers that advertise on Glenn Beck’s show, who bills you for your bullion.
He can provide financial support for legal actions, canvassing, analysis of Diebolt and Sequoia voting machines, outreach to the voters to fight corrupt and toxic thugs in the media.
Well, they’re not all thugs. I bet if Rachel Maddow mutates as a result of her exposure to the oil spill, she’ll become more of a Toxic Avenger.
He is a father. I hope he wants his daughter and his future granchildren to live in a constitutional Republic, not tyranny that we are seing today.
With Tea Partiers trapped behind walls, and a republic that can be peeled and sliced up, then served on Bran Flakes or made into a delicious smoothie.
Please contact him and asked him to continue the fight,
Sincerely
Dr. Orly Taitz, ESqthis letter was sent to Poizner campaign administrator
Yeah, I’m sure this was the first thing campaign administrator wanted to see this morning while he was updating his resume.