RenewAmerica columnist Sher Zieve, the Bleached, Forgotten Stooge, has decided to switch gears this week and pitch us a post-apocalyptic thriller. And as readers of know, when it comes to this particular genre, we are experts, if not exactly aficionados (see Chapter 2: It’s the End of the World as We Know It, and I Feel Fine, But You’re All Dead).
Now beginning the Era of Captivity, the American people have entered a new stage in their once extremely productive lives.
This will either be a crawl at the beginning of the film, or maybe a voice-over by James Earl Jones, as the camera pans across a blasted, desolate wasteland, sort of like the opening to Judge Dredd.
This new phase has been purposefully designed to be unproductive and will be called ‘existence.’
We’re trying to come up with a snappier name. Maybe ExtenZe. Or EXistenZ — we’ve got the guys in Legal working on it.
Existence, however, will soon degrade and devolve — with no one stopping the perpetrators of this abhorrence — into subsistence.
I can’t believe we’ll sink so low — from merely existing to merely subsisting.
After that chapter has been written and read, life will have become so essentially bitter and untenable that additional deteriorations in life-conditions will carry no significant meaning — other than base survival.
I believe this is the part where Kevin Costner drinks his own pee.
Since the Usurper and Dictator in Chief Barack Hussein Obama assumed power and rule over American citizens in January 2009
It’s always good to give your bad guy an elaborate, fruity title, like “the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV,” “the Steward of Gondor,” or “former Speaker Newt Gingrich.”
the United States of America has been under siege from far left terrorist ObamaMentors
I liked it better when they were just called “the Fresh-Makers.”
an increasing set of perverse and prurient Marxist and Maoist Czars, thieves creating hoaxes (“global warming: comes immediately to mind)
Why, the crooks even stole Sher’s close quotation marks!
in order to steal the resources of the USA out from under its inhabitant-owners
Well, it worked with the Indians.
and “The Obama” (this designation has quickly become most recent synonym for Tyrant) itself.
And the biggest dance craze since “the Mashed Potato.”
For anyone who still maintains the ability to see, hear and discern that which is occurring in reality, The Obama’s mission is clear.
Tommy, can you hear me? No? Well, that’s fine, she’s not talking to you anyway.
As a refresher, let’s again take a look at a very small portion of the clearly Draconian orders that The Obama has dictated and the Orwellian legislation the US Marxist-run Congress has passed since the despot has been in office.
There was that one resolution Congress passed about how they all like Christmas…
Despite the fact that the majority of We-the-People are strongly opposed to the ObamaCare Death Plan (some polls show the opposition as high as 72%), Obama and his Marxist Congress are determined to ram it down our throats.
Oh calm down, it’s just a tongue depressor.
The ObamaCare Death Plan is the virtually all-encompassing proposal that will lead very quickly to complete ObamaControl over everything the American people do and will give Obama’s commissars and Czars total control over who lives and who dies.
A job which should properly belong to .
The Obama Death Panels are back — and with a vengeance, folks!
Tonight on the Death Panel…The Amazing Kreskin! Totie Fields! With special musical guest, the Starland Vocal Band!
What will happen is that Obama & Co will have complete control over 1/6 of what’s left of the US economy. Can you say “another Marxist-Democrat slush fund with no healthcare, whatsoever?
I could, but I’d really rather take the trolley and see what King Friday’s up to.
Even though global warming has now been exposed as merely another scheme to steal money from the USA and its people, Obama traveled to Copenhagen and pledged $100 Billions to solving the, now admittedly unsolvable, manmade global warming issue. It can’t be solved because mankind dos not control climate change.
Well I hope DOS doesn’t control it, because frankly I’ve forgotten all those old C: prompt commands.
Obama and his fellow Marxists still plan to push the faux Cap & Trade (realistically “Cash & Tax”) program. And, as was accomplished with his despotic ObamaCare Death Plan, Obama will use any and all bribes (if money, it’s out of yours and my pockets) necessary to do so. The Chicago mob/syndicate is firmly in control of the US government.
It’s time to call Elliot Ness and his Untouchables. Lee! Rico! Youngblood!
The Obama has taken control of and nationalized our banks
He knows our PIN numbers!
Dispelling any rumors that Obama is not — himself — a criminal, Obama and his US Attorney General Eric Holder have said that Obama’s unlawful election-fraud unit ACORN WILL be funded. Note: Besides, Obama will need them for both the 2010 and 2012 elections
So…he dispelled rumors that he’s not a criminal? That’s a confession, right?
There are hundreds more examples of what The Obama has accomplished in his first year of office.
If only The Obama was on The Office. That would be The Shit.
But, I’ve almost made myself sick telling the truth about those listed above. The facts are there for all to see. Are you preparing for your own eradication under the hammer and sickle of the tyrant?
I know I should, but I’m such a procrastinator.
Still feeling peaceful?
If not, feel free to join the armed uprising Sher has been trying to foment for weeks. Her loyal militia is only waiting for the code word (“John has a long mustache”) and for some defense contractor to invent a helmet that’ll fit over helmet-hair.