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Archive for January 6th, 2007

Swank o’ the Day

Posted by s.z. on January 6th, 2007

Today the good pastor will explain why Nancy Pelosi is history’s greatest monster.

Pelosi, The Mother Of All Mothers

I don’t think so.

One line in, and already Pastor Swank is arguing with himself.  Not a good sign.

I noted recently especially when male reporters interviewed Nancy Pelosi the males just glowed when asking her questions about being a mother, her children, her family.

It made me sick.

Yeah, motherhood, children, and families do that to some people — but not many of them are brave enough to admit it.  You go, Pastor Swank!

But Pelosi is a murderer, along with too many other American mothers, even those presently pregnant and planning that bloody end zone.  Pelosi proudly states that she is for abortion. That translated into bald language is that the Female Head of the Congress favors killing unborn children.

So, supporting legal abortions and thinking about having an abortion make one a murderer in Pastor Swank’s world.  No wonder he thinks the whole country is being stashed near hell’s lip.

So what makes Pelosi any different from Saddam Hussein?

I’m going to let you guys answer this one.

Before you think that statement extreme — considering Hussein’s yen for pushing humans into shredding machines and slaying thousands as his executive duty being head of state — consider Pelosi endorsing measures by which millions of defenseless children are slaughtered.

If Hussein slaughters and Pelosi slaughters is there not somewhere in there an equal equation?

Certainly!  And if Hussein slaughters millions by pushing them into gigantic blenders, and Pastor Swank slaughters the English language on a daily basis, is there not somewhere in there an equal equation?

Further, Pelosi, mother of all mothers NOT, endorses most smilingly — with all the grins her face can muster — same-gender nuptials. She was the female politico in California who several years got the ball rolling across the nation for same-gender vows. She proudly told media daily how she thought it most laudable for same genders to tie the marital knot.

Now that same headliner is the chief in the United States Congress.

Put Pelosi the murderer alongside Pelosi the sexually-permissive-which-furthers-HIV-AIDS and you have one of the major monsters in our country.

And YOU thought I was just misquoting a Simpsons ref when I made that “greatest monster” remark!

But let’s think about this a moment: surely supporting legal abortion and same-sex marriage don’t mean that Pelosi is worse than Jeffery Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, or Gallagher?

Don’t try to whittle away any of the above. Don’t even dare.

Um, fine.  Whatever you say, Pastor Swank.  I’m backing away slowly now.  Please don’t hurt me!

Once you unravel one thread in the name of niceness, you unravel everything and that leaves you with being just as abhorrent a personage as Nancy Pelosi.

So, I guess that means that I am also history’s greatest monster.  I bet you people are so jealous!