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Before we descend into Dennis Prager’s Id and begin digging around for his usual nuggets of wisdom and veins of poetry (part of our new government-sponsored program, Clunkers for Spelunkers), I’d like to welcome former law clerk, former part-time community college instructor, and ham radio talk show host Ellis Washington, who dropped by this post yesterday to wish us happy holidays:

I’m elated that my article, “Art, music and the Wagnerian dilemma,” provoked such passionate discussion. During this Holiday Season I wish you all …

Peace

Passionate we certainly are, although as Mary remarked, Mr. Washington may have “confused discussion with derision.”  But hey, if it leads to … Peace, then I’m all for it.  Plus, Ex-Clerk Ellis has a blog now, Ellis Washington Report, and while so far it only features links to, and brief excerpts from, his World Net Daily columns, this is still a very exciting development, because unlike WND, Mr. Washington’s blog invites you to “leave a comment.”  Naturally I wanted to reciprocate his holiday sentiment, but clicking on “leave a comment” takes you to World Net Daily where you can’t … leave a comment.

It just goes to show that liberal’s well-known love of the “intentional fallacy” leads to chaos and Caravaggio, while Veritas leads to a clean and well-lighted causality loop.

So anyway.  Dennis Prager is about to school us squares on popular music.  And a one, and a two…

‘F— You’ – from the music industry

The nominees to receive the most prestigious awards in the music industry, the Grammy Awards, were just announced. Among the five nominees for Song of the Year is a song titled “F— You,” with the F-word, of course, spelled out and pronounced.

Here are the song’s opening lyrics:

I see you driving ’round town
With the girl I love and I’m like,
F— you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn’t enough, I’m like,
F–- you!
And f— her, too!

The next lyrics add the S-word:

Which, if you say it real fast, sounds like “sword.”  That’s why I like to mumble when I curse, because people don’t know if I’m saying “S-word,” or threatening to grab a basket-hilted claymore and run them through.  Either way, it will usually inspire the elderly woman ahead of me in line at the grocery store to fill out her check with a bit more alacrity.

And shortly thereafter, the N-word:

Eventually this song is going to exhaust the English alphabet, and we’re going to have to start importing fricatives from the !Kung Bushmen.

It is also worth noting that the video of this song includes children who appear to be under 12 years of age and all the performers are black – a point I will address later.

Well, I took that for granted, since Dennis usually gets around to pointing out how black people are spoiling everything, from pride to snack chip commercials.  Not to mention all the “name rape.”

I have long believed that MTV has done more damage to America’s young people than any other single institution. I am referring to the music videos, in which most images or scenes are shown for less than two seconds and thereby numb kids’ minds, and to the sexual imagery and sex talk that permeate the music videos and much of the rest of MTV programming.

There are music videos on MTV?  I’d better touch up my spiral perm.

How does a song replete with expletives, whose very title is “F— You,” get nominated for a Grammy Award as Song of the Year?

I blame industry pressure from Big Dash.

The answer is that the music industry, from producers to artists, is largely populated by people who regard social and cultural norms as stifling. Their professional lives are dedicated to lowering that which is elevated, destroying that which uplifts and to profaning that which is held sacred.

Tell me about it!  What’s next in their unending quest for sensationalism and exploitation?  Caribou snuff films?

There is no better explanation for “F— You” being nominated as Song of the Year. It has little, if any, redeeming moral, social or artistic (to the extent that this word retains its original meaning) value. The lyrics are as vapid as they are obscene; the video further degrades that part of black life that is already too lacking in elevation; and there is the participation of children in a profanity-filled video.

Dear Black People:  Mr. Prager would appreciate it if you would stop living at sea level.  Thanks.

For most of American history, a child who used such words was punished by his parents, and society instinctively knew how important it was not to expose children to obscenities. Today, adults in the music industry reward children for participating in videos laced with obscenities.

When in fact they should have been dealt with in the same time-honored fashion Dennis would have dished out to the kid in that corn chip ad which delivered such a fatal blow to Western Civilization during the Super Bowl:  ”If a child did that to me, I would grab his offending arm and apply enough force to make it clear that he will never do that again…The Doritos kid deserved a physical response from this man — as in pressure on the offending arm.”

The third nominee is an ode to New York City, “Empire State of Mind,” performed by black rapper Jay-Z and Alicia Keys, and which also contains the N-word. It is worth recalling that when white radio-show host Laura Schlessinger used this word solely to condemn its use in inner-city black life

Black people really needed to hear it from an unbiased source.

…society’s elite poured such wrath on her that it forced many of her sponsors to abandon her, and she decided to leave radio.

…and move to satellite radio, where apparently you can say any crazy s-word that comes into your head.

26 Responses to “Dennis Prager Would Like You To Consonant And Ellipsis Yourself”

I briefly considered going through the alphabet letter-by-letter to find an obscene word for each, but it sounded too much like work.

Anyway, the difference between Laura Schlessinger and Cee Lo is that one of them is a racist and the other is black. Two guesses which is which, and the first one doesn’t count.

They do play (as Dennis would undoubtedly put it) “Eff You” on the radio in Britain, don’t know if they do bei Ihn. But they change the refrain to “Forget You.”
And it doesn’t even forgetting scan.

Wait, artists “regard social and cultural norms as stifling”? When did this happen? I thought artists were only here to maintain the status quo, and give us nice pictures of horsies, doggies, and flowers.

Here’s what someone needs to explain to me: Prager is born in 1948. Schlessinger in ’47. This puts them in their early teens when the first of the Freedom Rides winds up as a black smudge all over the front pages of every newspaper in the country. It means in their mid-teens they might have come across a first edition of Nigger, Dick Gregory’s autobiography, a best seller. It means that as young Nixonites, beginning serial monogamists, and fledgling nude models they might have been aware of controversies over Huckleberry Finn or picked up a Richard Pryor album. So how, exactly, does either reach late middle age not knowing (or, perhaps more accurately, “not” “knowing”) the distinction in the use of Nigger? Aside from the obvious reason, I mean.

I’m sure that Ellis Washington is still lurking around here (it’s his M.O.) so Ellis, I have a discussion topic for you: When a person uses a fake quote in a column and then refuses to take it down, even after being informed that it is fake, should that person be trusted in the future?

I liked the version Cee-lo did on Colbert, where the refrain was changed to “Fox News.” (This scans much better, helen-s, and it means the same thing.)

D.Prags is just mad that for the 56th straight year, the Grammys have snubbed Pat Boone.

As long as we’re ragging on WND, can I make a suggestion? They just picked up a hot new prospect named Chrissy Satterfield. I was first turned on to her after a recent article in which she shared her views on forced sterilization. A look through her short history reveals more gems, such as her declaring anonymous vandals to be heroes. I know that most of these young pundits flame out pretty quickly, but I have a good feeling about this one.

Dennis? Put your ellipsis here, dude…

“Art, music and the Wagnerian dilemma,”

Art Music must be pissed you’re using his name in vain.

It is also worth noting that the video of this song includes children who appear to be under 12 years of age and all the performers are black – a point I will address later.

Nice of you to notice, cracker.

I have long believed that MTV has done more damage to America’s young people than any other single institution.

Drugs? No problem. Underage drinking? No sweat. THE FUCKING RAPE OF THE EDUCATION DEPARMENT? Not an issue.

But a TV network that parents probably turn off cuz it’s boring?

OMG! TERRARISM!

The answer is that the music industry, from producers to artists, is largely populated by people who regard social and cultural norms as stifling.

A popular song is nominated for multiple Grammys, and somehow this asshat thinks HE’S the norm????

What a fucking cracker douchebag…

O Dennis:

You’re breakin’ my heart
You’re tearin’ it apart
So fuck you

–Harry Nilsson, “You’re Breaking My Heart” (1972)

Think we should tell Dennis that South Park’s “Uncle Fucka” picked up a Best Musical Performance MTV Movie Award a decade ago?

fucking cracker douchebag…

which is, amazingly enough,a great name for a rock band, well, if its frontman were Dennis Prager

It was the therapist Fritz Pearls who was inclined to use the middle finger and F___ you as a way to jettison negativity and other personality subverting words and actions from others. So I’m getting that the lyrics in question are really just the lyricist functioning inside his self-protecting gestalt which is protected by the Constitution despite offending Prager’s prurient interests. (Until it gets to the Supreme Court where it’s not protected anymore.)

It is worth recalling that when white radio-show host Laura Schlessinger used this word solely to condemn its use in inner-city black life

Lying scum. She was using it to taunt a black caller for being so sensitive as to object to her husband’s white friends using the term indiscriminately. Dennis Prager really is the very bottom of the barrel, morally and intellectually.

“Fuck You” is incredibly popular, and that’s what the Grammy award is about. It’s also a good song! In fact, lots of great music has “vapid” lyrics! Complex concepts explored in depth with nuance is the territory of the written word and film, not pop music!

And yes, it’s “Forget You” on the radio, and if it’s played at the Grammy awards, I’m sure any live performance or announcements will use the cleaned-up version.

As #8 of the National Review’s top conservative rock song puts it,
“Fuck this and fuck that, fuck it all and fuck that fucking brat”

well,Johnny Ramone was a conservative douche, so no surprise there

Ellis Washington writes: I’m elated that my article, “Art, music and the Wagnerian dilemma,” provoked such passionate discussion.

Yep, “elated.”

You don’t get to hear this word much these days, as it usually means somebody armed’imself up with a thesaurus and is not afraid to wave it around in public.

But coincidentally, I just heard the word again for the second time this week, to wit:

She gives me a very strange, very new elation.

–Gor, “The Brain From Planet Arous” (1958), preparing to assume the body (and testicles!) of John Agar for a hot parking date in the convertible with his poor fiancee, Sally, who is aware at this point of the nature of the possession but is probably wondering Gor/Agar, what’s worse?

Last add:

Dennis will be thrilled, no doubt, to learn that the motherfucking Nixon Library has just released online another goddamn 265 fucking hours of tapes.

Cheers, cocksucker!

Dennis will be thrilled, no doubt, to learn that the motherfucking Nixon Library has just released online another goddamn 265 fucking hours of tapes.

I love you, Chris.

When Prager goes on tour, he’s tickled when members of his audience throw their walkers on stage during a particularly good riff and then he stops, summons the strength, raises his hands in the air and yells “Can I get a Harumph?!”

The crowd goes crazy in bloodlust.

“Can I get a Harumph? YEAH! Let me hear you say Tch! YEAHHH! Now, as I was saying…”

MAAAAAAAATLOCK!

“Can I get a Harumph?!” for the WIN!!!

too late, them damn kids are already offa his lawn

The song “Fuck You” is actually a psyche evaluation of “White Man’s Disease”.

Let me translate:

Girl: I fucked your best friend, your brother, your enemy, your boss, your father and some stranger who is your exact opposite.

Early Stage “White Man Disease’s”: Honey, is it something I did.

Girl: You didn’t do shit, but I fucked them all anyway.

Second Stage “White Man Disease’s”: Does this mean its over?

Girl: I’m going to fuck them again, and take videos for you to purchase.

End Stage “White Man’s Disease”: I feel sick when I drive by your house to see if a stranger’s car is there. I feel more fucked-up, if I drive by your house more than twice a day.

Girl: I fucked your coworker, your business associate, the other guys in your lame Dungeons and Dragons circle, the homeless guy at the convenience store, your friend’s relatives, the mailman, the handyman, the neighbors, and your car pool buddies.

Final Stage: I am a worthless piece of shit, because you treat me like one. It is all the proof that I need that I should kill myself or you. I would kill him too, if he was not “them”.

Fuck you.

If you recognize these symptoms in a male you know, tell him how the story ends. If he does not want to be the victim of “White Man’s Disease” he has to learn to love being a loser. Remind him that it is only one tramps opinion of him. If it is the second or third time he has gone through this, he is too much of a loser to give advice to. Suggest nothing and go as far as possible from him, because something you do not want to be a part of is going to happen. He, the girl, or some other fool she has fucked will make it happen. It is out of your control. Become scarce. A fool and his heart are soon parted. If he escapes suicide or murder, there is always merciful lobotomy.

I hope that this has been helpful.

Dr. Aubergine PhD, MD, Con man, Astrologist, Past Life Regression practitioner, Eckankar Science Fiction author, Mary Kay Organizer and professional tax evader, sweat lodge medicine man, and Proud Owner of Pink Jaguar.

Dennis is obviously one of those people who, as my late mother used to put it, wouldn’t say shit if he had a mouthful.

Something to say?