Iago-like envy gnaws at Moondoggie’s soul…

“Riley thinks she’s so evil. Well…I bet I could be evil too…!”

“There! See? Evil! Positively EVIL…!”

“Yep, you’re evil alright, kid. Pure evil. Fetch me a frigging exorcist, the brimstone’s gettin’ thick in here.”

“Wow…it’s harder than I thought. Makes my eyes itch.”