Riley (felinus sardonicus):
When I look upon Man and all his works, I’m really glad I can fit inside a small, carpeted hole.
And Moondoggie (felinus loveabilitus), with an opposing view:
I really like Man and all his works. Especially his research into crunchy yet tender liver treats. I remain optimistic that his native ingenuity and Can Do attitude will lead to technological breakthroughs that will free us from our dependence upon foreign snacks. Or you’ll just forget to close that cabinet under the sink and I’ll be able to rummage for treats at will. Either way I foresee a bold and bright future for us all.