Mark Steyn: I love it when metrosexuals talk butch. John Edwards is such a girly-femme!
Mark Steyn: There’s nothing I adore more than musical theater! The plot of Oklahoma! is simple: who’s going to take Laurey to the picnic (here’s a tip, if your surrey is dripping with fringe, you’re in!). But yawners! Who cares? It’s really all about tall, clean-limbed young men in tight denim, dancing around bowlegged and belting out thrilling musical paeans to a place I wouldn’t be caught dead. But I hear it’s a lot nicer since they’ve moved all those natives out…
And when we say
Yeeow!
That must be the part where the clean-limbed young men do their waxing.
Left by arghous on November 16th, 2007