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Via Doghouse Riley, via Lawyers, Guns and Money:

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Maybe this is a sign to cut back on all the boner blogging…Or maybe we should just stop filling the page with long quotes from Jonah.  Anyway, the two sites above are rated post-graduate and undergraduate level respectively, but please consider us for all your middle school needs.  We’ve got locker room hazing, homosexual panic, and Tater Tots!

17 Responses to “Caution: Content May Include Sloppy Joes, Gym Class, and Nocturnal Emissions”

1. I shoulda hat-tipped Lawyers Guns & Money.

2. Trade ya.

I had high school

I was too embarassed to post it, but dammit! If you guys can come out, so can I!

No wonder I love this site.

I Blame the Patriarchy was leveled at elementary. I don’t think so, ole Twisty is pretty erudite.

My halfassed site was rated college level. It is only 36% evil though. I need to work on that.

Firebaton is existing at the elementary school level, just like my palate.

Fuckers couldn’t “process” my URL.

Man.

Really is like 12 years of public school.

Hmph.

Fuckers.

I got Junior College, but you know what a know nothing I am.

Jeezis, I expected better for you guys. There’s seriously something odd about that thing (not my web log getting “Post Grad,” lah-di-dah). The only two I ran through that rec’d. “Genius” were Matt Yglesias & (hold onto your hats, or vital body parts) Atlas Shrugs!! Seriously. What’s up w/ that?

And I got a fuckin’ NC-17, (natch!) but where might one go to see how evil one is? I need a competitive edge!!

Oh, sure, you win in the readership dep’t., but that’s trivial, really.

High school. I have an actual site with actual writing on it that got grade school, but I suspect it only read my opening, links page. Or else it just hates run-on sentences.

I tend to think there’s more to the software than ‘education level’ at play there.

Annti says, Fuckers couldn’t “process” my URL.

But they could process http://anntichristscoulter.com. I don’t know what the results say about the sort of language kids in Junior High School are using these days.

(Yeah, but that’s just a holding space that Realist built for me, we still haven’t figured out what to do with it yet.)

And just think of all of the junior-high kids that I’ve substitute-taught over the years… The mentality fits, dontcha think?

I felt kinda bad about the elementary school rating until I discovered that notorious hate site godhatesfags.com got the same “College (Post Grad)” rating as Microsoft.com. Maybe this education stuff isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

This is hilarious: I set up a blog on Blogspot but, I’ve yet to post anything. So I put the URL in and received a rating of “Genius.”

Zen blogging at its best.

Hey! I resemble that sentiment!

Best piece of advice I ever got for technical writing, which I still do a bit of, is to “aim for a fairly intelligent twelve-year-old”.

So, I don’t think I’d be put off by a junior high reading level assessment; it’s a testament to the clarity and conciseness that characterizes much of the writing here.

And NO BIG WORDS!

Something to say?