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Joseph Farah accepts Sandy Rios’s assertion that soldiers will just opt out of the military if “don’t ask, don’t tell” is shoved down America’s throat. And he raises her, by urging all patriotic, freedom-loving young men to desert, so that the gays have to fight our current two wars all by themselves.

Here, let’s let Joe explain it to you:

So what’s next if the U.S. military opens up its ranks to flaming homosexuals, transsexuals, transvestites, lesbians and other sexual deviants du jour?

Then maybe all of those young Republicans who were so gung ho to get us into war in Iraq will finally have no excuse not to enlist?

The real answer, per Joe and some guy from the Family Research Council Hate Group is that almost 25% of the troops and the reserves will take their balls (ahem) and go home.

But that’s not good enough! Joe says that everybody who is not a cross dressing lesbian flaming poofster deviant should just quit the military. That will teach everybody who believes is equal rights a thing or two!

As much as I respect and admire the U.S. military as an institution, I would find myself actively encouraging men and women to leave – in droves.

If the U.S. military is going to be transformed into just another tool of twisted social engineering, rather than a force designed to defend America’s national security interests, dedicated, brave and upstanding young men and women should no longer participate of their own free will. It’s just that simple. Let the politicians cobble together a military of social deviants if they think they can.

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It’s been a long time since America used its military wisely anyway.

The military should be used to destroy America’s enemies. Period. End of story. That’s not what the politicians did in Iraq. That’s not what we’re doing in Afghanistan. That’s not what we did in Vietnam. That’s not what we did in Korea. The results from those military campaigns of planned stalemate are in for all to see.

Yeah! The last time America used its military correctly is when we nuked Japan. And if we aren’t ready to totally annihilate the middle east, our troops might just as well stay home and blockade abortion clinics.

Besides, the whole “DADT” thing is all just a ploy to destroy marriage. So, instead of capitulating to it, we might as well invite the Chinese to invade us — because even though they are commies, they don’t tolerate gays. And tolerating gays is the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone.

This move by the politicians, by the way, is not even about what’s best for the U.S. military. That was clear from the hearings in Washington in which no one could articulate a single advantage to the sissification of the U.S. military. It’s about promoting a political agenda of softening up America’s morals and preparing for the next shoe to drop.

The next shoe, in case you don’t get it by now, is transforming marriage from an institution between a man and a woman to one of anything goes.

So, young patriots, if DADT is eliminated, you should desert, and then report state side to welcome our new commie/terrorist masters. It’s the only moral, patriotic thing to do.

I hope the best and brightest in the U.S. military recognize the stakes and make the decision to rejoin the civilian ranks at home where the ultimate fight for liberty, morality and self-government is about to take place.

It’s time for a civil war, and you best and brightest should be in your civvies, ready to fight on the side of decency, no-sissification, and self-government! And then, once the “no rights for gays” side secedes from the union, maybe they can get slavery back.

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That’s not what the politicians did in Iraq. That’s not what we’re doing in Afghanistan. That’s not what we did in Vietnam. That’s not what we did in Korea.

I get the feeling that he’s only half a step away from “And you know why? ‘cuz that damn commie Truman let the n*gras inta the white units and they haven’t been able to win one since”

The military should be used to destroy America’s enemies. Period. End of story. That’s not what the politicians did in Iraq. That’s not what we’re doing in Afghanistan. That’s not what we did in Vietnam. That’s not what we did in Korea. I think Joe “Pornstash” Farrah is righter than he knows. Vietnam, Korea, Iraq and Afghanistan weren’t our enemies in that they didn’t attack us and we never declared war on them. If we could stop this 60 year crusade of attacking anybody we don’t like that we think we can (but can’t) defeat, our military could go back to destroying our enemies, if we have any.

I am continually amused by the reactionary fantasy that every uber-stereotypical window dresser/choreographer just can’t wait to “skip down to the recruiting station” because they all want to spend the next few yrs. of their life being shot at while in a muddy foxhole on the other side of the planet.

Joe should be thrilled by the Red Dawn remake, in which the aggressor is China, and no doubt driven into a goose-pimply frisson of patriotism by the opening scenes where the plucky Colorado townspeople welcome their invaders because the two unmarried men who run that new gourmet bakery downtown seem just a little too friendly with each other.

The next shoe, in case you don’t get it by now, is transforming marriage from an institution between a man and a woman to one of anything goes.

Should a guy whose writing is sprinkled with shoes and musical theater references really be the spokesmodel for anti-sissification? I thought only Mark Steyn could get away with that kind of thing.

That asshat must have a really sad, twisted little stain of a personal life.

@heydave:
If tubesocks could talk…

You know, unnoticed in all of this is the fact that any Marine will tell you that accomplishing the mission is central to his being, and that nothing, but nothing, will dstract him from it. This stoicism is a badge of honor, worn proudly on the sleeve, and I commend them for it.

Let me put it in the terms a drill sergeant might use:

IS THIS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR GIRLY-ASS FEAR, JACKWAGON? DO YOU PUT YOUR OBSSESSIVE CONCERN ABOUT YOUR CORNHOLE ABOVE THE CORE? WELL, DO YA, MAYONAISSE?

I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

“…other sexual deviants du jour?”

I’ll have the baked Furry with a side of BDSM, easy on the leather.

@Chris… and I don’t know why I did that; I fucking hate the whole “@” twitterese, but anyway…

Good call on Marine reaction. I really can’t visualize your basic jarhead as being so… sensitive.

And forget that foreigner guy Assange; isn’t encouraging soldiers to “quit” just a wee bit closer to that treason thing?

If tubesocks could talk…

They’d need to spit first.

So we are to make what of the glaring hole where Mr. Farah’s own military bio would be?

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the glaring hole

I think it’s really close friends with Mr. Farah’s glory hole

It is a little mind-bending, though, that this screeching wingnut (do you suppose a WD-40 & vodka cocktail would help?) actually does get it that America’s dirty little wars have and had nothing to do with national security, while working with/for people one could assume are just fine with all our colonial excursions. Usually, being aware to this extent of reality is, A. disqualifying for any of the rights and privileges of wingnut punditry, and B. a gateway to further deviations from Right Thinking. Granted, he smothers this sign of incipient rationality in a foul special sauce of homophobia, but how did he ever get that far, yet no farther?

So what’s next if the U.S. military opens up its ranks to flaming homosexuals, transsexuals, transvestites, lesbians and other sexual deviants du jour?

Uniforms will go from olive drab to FAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBULOUS!

As much as I respect and admire the U.S. military as an institution, I would find myself actively encouraging men and women to leave – in droves.

Which would make Farah a camel drover.

If the U.S. military is going to be transformed into just another tool of twisted social engineering, rather than a force designed to defend America’s national security interests, dedicated, brave and upstanding young men and women should no longer participate of their own free will.

Because no one would insist the military reflect society, no sirree!

The military should be used to destroy America’s enemies.

The, um, Military Oath…you know, the one the Founders insisted upon, reads as follows Mustacheboy…

I, (NAME), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

That was clear from the hearings in Washington in which no one could articulate a single advantage to the sissification of the U.S. military.

Does anyone know if Farah, he of the camel-droving and rather, um, Village People-esque mustache, has ever served?

Cuz I get the feeling he’d pee his pants and run to don a skirt faster than anyone serving currently.

Does anyone know if Farah, he of the camel-droving and rather, um, Village People-esque mustache, has ever served?

There’s not a word of any military service in the four or five bios I found. Under the circumstances (which would likely have portrayed a two-week boot camp washout as “infantry service during the Vietnam war”) I believe we can claim absence of evidence correlates with evidence of absence at about 98%.

He was a year too young (b. 1954) to be drafted for Vietnam, but not too young to volunteer.

Bend over and give me twenty, Farah.

He was a year too young (b. 1954) to be drafted for Vietnam

Well, technically, no, since his year was drawn on March 8, 1973, but de facto, yes.

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