1. Dick Morris: I’m Leaving if Hillary Wins
Political strategist Dick Morris is so disgusted by the prospect of a Hillary Clinton presidency that he’s announced he’ll leave the country if she wins the Democratic nomination.
Hey, whatever it takes to get rid of Dick Morris is fine by me. And if electing Hillary Queen of the Western World is what is required to get him to take his buddy Hannity with him when he leaves, then I think it’s an action we’ll have to take.
2. Cheney to Testify in CIA Leak Case
Vice President Dick Cheney will be called as a defense witness in the CIA leak case, an attorney for Cheney’s former chief of staff told a federal judge Tuesday.
“We’re calling the vice president,” attorney Ted Wells said in court. Wells represents defendant I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, who is charged with perjury and obstruction.
Early last week, Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald said he did not expect the White House to resist if Cheney or other administration officials are called to testify in Libby’s trial, expected to begin in January
So, we may actually see if the rumors are true about Cheney bursting into flames, like a vampire exposed to sunlight, if required to swear an oath to tell the truth.
Well, on second thought, I imagine that the demands of his job, what with the new war in Iran and all, will keep Dick out of the courtroom in January, despite his promise to support Scooter 100% if he would just keep his mouth shut and be the sacrificial lamb for this particular crime.
But you know, if this were a movie, Scooter would be terminated with extreme prejudice at the witness stand just seconds before he testified against Dick “Big Pussy” Cheney, leading to Elliot Ness being called in to clean up Washington. So, this might be an entertaining trial after all, if we let Hollywood direct it.
3. Judith Regan: ‘Jewish Cabal’ Led to Firing
In an explosive telephone argument that led to her firing, publisher Judith Regan allegedly complained of a “Jewish cabal” against her in the book industry and stated that “Of all people, Jews should know about ganging up, finding common enemies and telling the big lie.”
Wow, Mel Gibson has found his soul mate! And since we hear that Mel likes to do it in the back of station wagons, and we know that Judith likes to do it in apartments set up for 9/11 rescuers, this could truly be a match made in bigot heaven!
But hey, we are being mean, and Mel says we should stop picking on him:
Gibson to Hollywood: ‘Get the hell over it’
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“I’m doing well,” he says. “But how many people do you know get a DUI and are kicked around for six months? It’s out of proportion.”
Yes, why is it always the famous actor/director/producers who must suffer? Maybe we should start a telethon to benefit stars who drive drunk, let loose with anti-Semitic, misogynistic tirades, and then are mercilessly mocked for six months. After all, they are the true victims, not those whiny kids of Jerry.
But back to Judith and her problems with the Jews.
[Rupert Murdoch's] spokesman, Andrew Butcher, released the comments in response to a threatened libel suit from Regan’s legal representative, Hollywood attorney Bert Fields, who had called earlier reports of anti-Semitic remarks “completely untrue” and added that the publisher “didn’t have an anti-Semitic bone in her body.
Um, this is a family blog, so we won’t speculate about the anti-Semitic bones that may or may not have been in Judith over the years. Do that on your own time!
Imagine if Mel G directed a movie about Scooter’s trial.
But I think his next project is “The Inquisition”, showing all the positive things about that period of Catholicism that Liberal Historians have obscured.
Left by Kathy on December 19th, 2006