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If you’ve noticed the smell of burning hair, relax — you didn’t accidentally toss your Red Baron™ Biscuit-Style Breakfast Pizza in the pet taxi, and your cat in the Toaster Oven this morning. No, it’s just RenewAmerica froth merchant Sher Zieve, who has observed the progress (if we may use that word without provoking a rash of snorts and rude gestures) of health care reform, and who, as a result, is now hosting a smoldering rage beneath her mop of Cousin Oliver hair.

Obama openly rules against the will of the governed and now their lives

The ObamaCare “healthcare” bill — which has little to nothing to do with health — will begin the establishment of his and the Marxist-Democrats’ permanent dictatorship in the United States of America. At least 100 (that’s one-hundred, folks)

Sher spells it out as a courtesy, since a large portion of her audience won’t read Arabic numerals on principle. No clue about the hyphen, though.

…new agencies are included in the ObamaCare monstrosity. These are agencies the Obama, his Marxist and his Maoist co-conspirators have included for the establishment of [their] total control over the American people.

Also not sure about the brackets. Maybe punctuation at RenewAmerica is like funding at government agencies — they have to use it all up by the end of the fiscal year (that would certainly explain the recent run on exclamation points). Anyway, The Obama is a 1978 film (originally titled The Manitou) starring Tony Curtis and Stella Stevens, which is apparently about the horrors of the Canadian health care system, since it was shot in British Columbia, and Burgess Meredith, Jon Cedar, and Paul Mantee all play doctors.

This is, of course, a deliberately executed atrocity

Which I actually prefer, because there’s nothing more vexing in the immediate aftermath of an atrocity than to hear the perpetrator say, “oops.”

In previous columns I’ve written about Soviet Dictator Josef Stalin who committed genocide on the Ukrainian people via mass starvation. Stalin began by regulating the food the Ukrainians were allowed to have, then he shipped all of the wheat they had raised to other countries and ended with his goons invading Ukrainian houses and removing every last morsel of food in each and every home.

The parallels to budget reconciliation are uncanny.

This resulted in the deaths of between 3,000,000-7,000,000 (that’s Millions, folks)

Thanks, Sher. But if you suspect your audience is illiterate, is closed captioning really the solution?

To this day, the numbers are still not known with certainty. Stalin’s thugs buried the bodies in massive graves, then covered them up with tons and tons of dirt.

This has made obtaining an accurate body count difficult, because Stalin’s thugs buried the Ukrainians so deep that their remains got mixed up with all those fossils Satan planted to make us believe in evolution.

Fox News and a few other not-completely-controlled-by-the-dictator news sources are reporting that US citizens may or will soon be prohibited from fishing the nation’s oceans, coastal waters, Great Lakes and even inland waters. That’s everywhere, folks.

I swear, the above sentence on proposed fishing regulations is in the very same paragraph as the stuff about the genocide of the kulaks.

And Robert Montgomery from ESPNOutdoors.com writes: “The Obama administration has ended public input for a federal strategy that could prohibit U.S. citizens from fishing some of the nation’s oceans, coastal areas, Great Lakes, and even inland waters.” Obama also recently dictated — in the manner of a real and true tyrant — that ALL input from the public on this matter has ended and will not be accepted by the tyrant and/or his administration. Could this be Obama’s clever take on the “Stalin Ukrainian problem Solution?” Is this the beginning of the Obama Opposition Solution? Looks like it.

Will Obama’s thugs invade American’s homes and remove every last morsel of fish? Looks like it.

The only real “solution” to any hope of restoring our now defunct republic is the removal from office of all Marxists, Marxist and Maoist wannabees contained within the Executive branch

A Marxist and a Marxists are similar, but a Marxists is even worse, because he’s plurals.

… and all willing Obama Congressional schemers — on both the Senate and US House of Representatives side — from office. It will need to be very soon or we as a country will have been murdered by The Obama and his willing adherents and We-the-People will no longer exist.

La Zieve is serious!

Communist Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)

Who would appreciate it if you would use her proper title: Chairwoman of the Presidium.

…is reported by a congressman to have recently said that she will push ObamaCare through in “any way possible.” Perhaps what’s left of We-the-People should consider her statement toward the application of ridding ourselves of her and her colleagues who are embroiled in the destruction of the USA. What do you think?

I think you’re getting a little mealy-mouthed, Sher. You used to end every column with the ominous question, “Still feeling peaceful?” Now you’re trying to foment revolution by suggesting that we “should consider her statement toward the application of ridding ourselves of her and her colleagues”? Okey dokey, thanks for the Politburo boilerplate, Commissar.

Obama to end fishing by humans in USA

Even worse, he plans to introduce humaning by fish (probably by tampering in God’s domain and accelerating the evolution of salmon until they become carnivorous bipeds with a yen for booty, pretty much the way it happened in Humanoids From The Deep). But not everyone is taking this lying down; somewhere in Minnesota, Babe Winkelman is staring into a trout stream and willing himself to undergo an Incredible Mr. Limpet-style transformation, hopefully in time for the debut of his new show, Good Humaning, this fall on the Versus network..

21 Responses to “Teach A Man To Fish And You Starve Him For A Lifetime”

I read that as “Marxists and Marxist wannabes” although given that Marxism is a political philosophy/theory of historical criticism I’m really at a loss as to how you could be a Marxist wannabe.

Cue the koan-like New Yorker cartoon: “He’s a Marxist wannabe. He couldn’t get past Hegel.”

s/get/make it

Oh, Sher. Your dramatic overreactions and juvenile exaggerations truly know no limit, do they?

I wonder how these sorts of people behave in real life. Do they leave the histrionics when they get up from the computer, or are they like this all the time? Picture it: Sher is in a restaurant and there’s some snafu with her order – the steak comes back medium instead of medium rare, or perhaps the potatoes are salted too heavily for her tastes. Who here thinks that, as soon as the waiter leaves, she opens up on the Marxist owner and chef and how they’re oppressing her?

“The Obama administration has ended public input for a federal strategy

and I bet they were so arrogant about it they not only posted it in the Federal Register, they also posted the opening of the comment period and how long it would run

Cousin Oliver, or Stooge Moe? Looks like Moehair to me…

►To this day, the numbers are still not known with certainty. Stalin’s thugs buried the bodies in massive graves, then covered them up with tons and tons of dirt.◄

Ho Li Fuk. Stop now, Scott, you have found the Mother of all Crap. Searching further cannot possibly be good for you, and would be fruitless, anyway.

Massive graves…..tons and tons…
Seriously, take a break and read 4 or 5 Larry Niven novels back to back. That’s the only antidote I can think of for this kind of stupid…

he shipped all of the wheat they had raised to other countries and ended with his goons invading Ukrainian houses and removing every last morsel of food in each and every home.

“COMRADE! Your M&Ms, please!”

Fox News and a few other not-completely-controlled-by-the-dictator news sources are reporting that US citizens may or will soon be prohibited from fishing the nation’s oceans, coastal waters, Great Lakes and even inland waters.

Y’know, I’m loving this bit: the crazier and stupider shit gets, the more likely Obama can sit back and talk about the blight of crab grass in 2012 and still win.

First this week was Glenn Beck getting Naval cum egg all over his face in the Massa interview and thoroughly discrediting himself and now we have Obama banning fishing….*smirk*

Sher? The wig’s on too tight. Your brain is starving.

I wonder how these sorts of people behave in real life.

Velcro was a wonderful invention.

“a large portion of her audience won’t read Arabic numerals on principle” — they are Hindu-Arabic numerals ! Also, unlike Julius Caesar, “Dictator” was not one of Stalin’s official titles. Did his troops remove only the last morsels but left the penultimate morsels for the householders ?

“Even worse, he plans to introduce humaning by fish” — first, Tillikum came for the trainer but I didn’t object because I was not a whale trainer !

Obama to end fishing by humans in USA

He really wanted to end fishing by nonhumans too, but the grizzlies, not being Marxist wannabes, weren’t afraid to stand up to his communist plot.

OK, so, just throwing this out there, if this HCR thing does pass and we’re not thrown into re-education camps, what happens? Because I’m looking to lose 20 pounds and I think that a good work collective and starvation diet can help force me to reach my goals in time for the summer beach season.

removing every last morsel of food in each and every home.
The true story upon which the classic “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” was based. The part at the end where Grinch gives it all back represents the withering away of the state.

Cousin Oliver hair? I’ll have you know she stole that hair off the corpse of Moe Howard.

There’s one thing I don’t get about this.

If it’s true that the Commienazimuslimcrats are trying to sneak in, under the guise of a health care bill, the creation of a hundred agencies meant to control the U.S. people and keep them from fishing from their death camps, why hasn’t a single Brave Republican Congresscritter mentioned this as one of their objections to the bill? I mean, does that mean the Repubs are part of the Commienazimuslimcrats now? Or are they being mind controlled? And if so, why haven’t they voted yes on the bill yet?

(I thought they were Marxist-Leninist, folks)

“Maybe punctuation at RenewAmerica is like funding at government agencies — they have to use it all up by the end of the fiscal year”

I think the punctuation is more like ketchup. Some people like it on everything while others only like it on burgers/hot dogs and the like. RenewAmerica, on the other hand, bathes in the shit.

I think I figured it out. She lines that horrible wig with aluminum foil and wears that to protect herself from Obama’s mind control rays without being completely obvious.

I still like “Shermp, the Would-be Stooge.”
It was the early 70s, where a rapidly deteriorating Moe Howard, looking to pad his will, agrees to a Hanna-Barbera live action series revival of the Three Stooges. One of the updates was the addition of a female stooge. After Ruth Buzzi declined, the directors chose then- unknown Sher Zieve for that coveted-yet-cursed role of “Not Curly.”

It was to be Sher’s big break, her chance to bask in the limelight, to have her nyuk nyuk nyuk’s heard by millions of children every Saturday morning. It was time, in Sher’s mind, for Grape Ape and Hong Kong Phooey to face their Golgotha, for a new kid was in town to claim Saturday…

Alas, though, Moe Howard passed away before Sher’s dream could to fruition. And all these decades later, here she is, bitter and disappointed, wearing that damned wig in stubborn refusal to completely give up the old dream.

Let it go, Sher. Let it go.

Damn, scratch Hanna-Barbera, I meant Sid and Marty Krofft.

As a consolation prize, they gave Sher the physical role of Zelda in Sigmund and the Sea Monsters (she wore the costume, but the voice acting was done by Mary Wickes), which she accepted despite viewing it as an insult (it turns out it was indeed meant as an insult).

After being strung along with the promise of playing Electra Woman on the Krofft Supershow (a promise Sid Krofft vehemently asserted was “all in her head”), Sher finally quit show business after Sid and Marty passed her over for the role due to her being “unattractive” with a “repellent” personality.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Oh fuck that was some inspired snark of some batshit crazy paranoia. The last paragraph had me laughing so hard I scared the dog.

“Humaning by fish” sounds so wonderfully Lovecraftian -and it would make a great album title.

Sher’s do is known in in the business as “The glans”

/spingola/100314

Please, please, please do this one next. This is the only column I’ve seen that uses YouTube as a cited source.

It will need to be very soon or we as a country will have been murdered by The Obama and his willing adherents and We-the-People will no longer exist.

Pastor Swank now wears a blonde helmet-hair fright wig?

“Maybe punctuation at RenewAmerica is like funding at government agencies — they have to use it all up by the end of the fiscal year”

Punct.u.ation is Theft!!1!

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