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“Well I bet I can turn that Orange Julius head of yours the color of an eggplant if I squeeze your nuts hard enough.”

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“Jesus — no wonder you pronounce it BAY-ner. I bet I could load these in a BB gun…”

4 Responses to “Oh, So I’m Whiter Than Casper the Friendly Ghost, Huh?”

Wrecked ‘em? Damn near killed ‘em!

My god that is real, isn’t it?

Tell me there is some sort of optical illusion going on, perspective and distance and so on.

Pls, just tell me that.

“I told you, kid! Stay! Off! My! Lawn!”

“So you like that? Huh? HUH!? Like that? SAY YOU LIKE IT!”

Something to say?