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Traditional Yuletide Cheesecake

sundblom_playboy72aa.jpgWell, it’s been quite the roller coaster year for us here at World o’ Crap — that is, if you consider the calendar an amusement park ride, the events of each month a dove, and us Fabio’s face. So I’m going to throw in the towel with a grudging, but sincere, “Well played, 2009. You kicked my ass,” and take a brief sabbatical.

MoondoggiemitTree.jpgWe’ll be back next week. In the meantime, on behalf of Sheri, Mary, Moondoggie and Riley, have a pleasant Whatever You’re Celebrating or Ignoring, and best wishes for a safe, healthy, and prosperous 2010.

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“This ornament makes me look evil.”

Posted by scott on Thursday, December 24th, 2009 at 7:00 pm.

13 Responses to “Traditional Yuletide Cheesecake”

Merry whatever to you, and yer’z, too.

Good will to all and yadda ya however that’s supposed to go.

That’s some wholesome cheesecake there.

Left by Rhodo Zeb on December 24th, 2009

I haven’t forgotten my writing assignment, I’ve simply been putting it off, as anyone with a functioning brain WOULD. I promise to have it before the weekend is over. I CAN’T promise it’ll be worth the wait.
Merry Christmas scott, maryc, s.z. and the peanut gallery of regular commenters!

Left by Bill S on December 25th, 2009

Happy Hanukkah, Christmas, Festivus, Boxing Day, etc.

and

Merry New Year to all of you at the World-O-Crap!
I’ve enjoyed this blog all year long and am looking forward to many more blog articles!

May you and all of your loved ones enjoys the (Holidays?)!

Left by mary b on December 25th, 2009

And where’s the traditional Christmas beefcake? Not even a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal from that scene in “Jarhead” where he had the strategically placed Santa hat?

Left by Bill S on December 25th, 2009

Sweetly done, Scott.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all here. You guys are like my special circle of drinking buddies who never try to move in with me and insult my cooking.

Peace and joy to you all, and some fun too if you can manage it.

Left by D. Sidhe on December 25th, 2009

Happy holidays to my longest running, daily followed, most favoritist blog in the intertube world.

Cheers!

Left by heydave on December 25th, 2009

Cheers to all!

Left by AnnPW on December 25th, 2009

Happy Hollandaise! [thanks, Digby]

Left by Chris Vosburg on December 25th, 2009

I just have to say, I’ve been enjoying your cat photos for a while. (Kinda dirty confession here, as I used to hate cat blogging. Guess I’m getting old or less Aspberger-y or something.) Your cats are so photogenic. Okay, well Moondoggie is.

My cat actually *is* evil. Fortunately, she’s stupid.

Left by not a gator on December 26th, 2009

For Bill S -

Left by acrannymint on December 27th, 2009

Happy Merry I’llhavewhathe’shaving, Scott et al!

Left by actor212 on December 28th, 2009

Merry Xmas, World of Crappers. May your new year be just as Crappy.

Left by scripto on December 28th, 2009

Bill, sweetheart, I can see why you’d feel a little short-shrifted as per “cheesecake” in this post, but you already HAVE every available nekkid picture of Gyllenhaal and/or every other hot young thing that you adore from a distance (the last restraining order was a minimum of 500 yards, yes?), so just shaddup and ENJOY THE GLORY THAT IS VARGAS!!!!!! Enjoy it MY DEAR, is what I meant. You know.

And if that’s not a Vargas print, then it’s a damned good copy. Composition is a wee tad unbalanced, but the brushstrokes are what count.

Besides, maybe for your birfday, Scott will find, ohhhh, mebbe a nekkid Denzel, or a taut-and-sweaty Clooney, or even better, a BUCK-ASS-NEKKID-AND-WEARIN’-THAT-COCKY-SMILE Johnny Depp. Now, wouldn’t THAT make you feel better, hon? Only 3 good things that I know of, that came outta Kentucky, and no, I’m not talking about those poor, fragile, underfed horses: Clooney, Depp, and HST. Period. They can keep the rest of it. And I know of at least TWO of those pale, freckled Appalachian suburbanite hillfucks that they can HAVE BACK, ANY FUCKIN’ DAY NOW, believe me. Clear Channel sure as fuck don’t want his lawsuit-riddled ass back. Who, me? Blathering? Since when has THAT ever happened?

Hey, I’m detoxing, and it ain’t pretty, so just be glad that I ain’t been around. But I *do* wish a good night (7A) to all, and a happier, wealthier, healthier, spoiled-rottener year for all World O’Crappers, and may the flying spaghetti monster bless us, every one. Biddy & Boy send their love too, although right now, it’s in the form of very heavy snoring. Do cats get sleep apnea when they get this fat? Hell, they’re 12 and have a lot of long, hard miles on their asses, they can snore as loudly as they wanna. Give some special love (and a ton of teh good kitteh weed, whether it’s Cosmic or our newest discovery in kitteh hallucinogenic herbals, “From The Field,” which is nothing but PURE BUD. No stems, no seeds, no leaves, it’s the exact opposite of what my asinine, cat-urine-smelling dealers always sold me in my once-a-month dime-bags, back 12 years ago, when I could still indulge in adult herbs.) to Riley & Moondoggie for us, too. I dunno where they grow that new stuff, other than in the U.S.A., but it’s some goooood sheeeet. fromthefieldpet.com — and there’s some other good sheeeet that the F.U. gave the “grandchildren” for “xmas” this year, that has such good pure bud in it, they actually got non-horizontal and *PLAYED* with the included plastic ball, but I can’t find the damned packaging that it came in… If I do, I’ll pass it along, so that all of y’all can keep all of your furry chirrens as happily stoned-off-their-asses as mine are. Whilst Mama is trying to manage withdrawal the slow, agonizing way, “transitioning,” which is a total crock of shit. Was easier, back in my 20s, to just hit the fucking brick wall, go cold-turkey, and then let my body go into full and utter revolt/mutiny for a week. I’m tempted to smoke some’a that catnip, I really am. Or make some catnip brownies or something, anything…

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on December 29th, 2009

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