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I thought the news of Obama’s victory would strike wingnuts in one of two ways.  Either they’d sit, stinking and unwashed in a corner of their room, blinking rapidly and speaking in tongues to a headless Barbie doll — what we might call “the K-Lo Option” — or else they’d attach a hobby horse to their computer chairs, sort of like those Cowboy booster seats you used to sit on at the barber shop, and charge at full gallop into the World Wide Web on a suicidal crusade of blood and thunder, hacking at heretics and heathens and howling in rage and agony like a gutted Mel Gibson at the end of Braveheart.  It never dawned on me that they would arise the next day, scratch their cat under the chin, pour a nice cup of tea, sit down at the keyboard, and in a prim, dainty, ladylike fashion, go quietly batshit insane, as though we’d entered an alternate universe where Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote was the star of Dexter. But color me abashed, because RenewAmerica is proudly offering Mary Mostert’s latest:

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As we’ve said before, this wasn’t an election, it was the world’s longest Usenet thread, and Godwin’s Law is no longer an observation on probability, it’s a regulation imposed by wingnuts, sort of like those Homeowner Association bylaws that require everyone to landscape solely from the pre-approved list of shrubs, and to paint all exterior trim a uniform beige.  But who is Mary Mostert, and what qualifies her to perform a textual comparison of Hitler and Obama speeches?  Well, like a lot of people whose bona fides have been vetted by RenewAmerica, what we know about her comes largely from her self-written bio:

mostertface.jpg “Mary Mostert is a nationally-respected political writer. She was one of the first female political commentators to be published in a major metropolitan newspaper in the 1960s.  After working in President Lyndon Johnson’s failed War on Poverty programs in New York state, she became a Republican. She ran, unsuccessfully, for the New York State Senate and became campaign manager for a number of candidates. She once served as the secretary of “Positive Action NOW!”–a South African women’s group that sought to reduce the hostility among South Africa’s various racial, religious, and political groups.”

As it turns out, Mary’s interest in race relations goes beyond just dabbling with the dying Apartheid regime in 1991, stretching all the way back to 1948, where she first learned about the kind of voter fraud that Obama would later use to filch the Presidency:

In 1948 I was 19 years old and working in Memphis,in the insurance company owned by E.H. Crump, who was also the political boss of Tennessee. Crump was good at ballot-box stuffing. In fact, he routinely brought hundreds of black people by bus from Mississippi to vote in Memphis elections…

And just for the record, Mary resents accusations that she opposes Obama merely because he’s black.  Because he’s not!

This election has been framed in large measure by the claim made by Barack Obama that he is the “black” candidate, even though genetically he is only 6½% black African, and that people who oppose him are “racist.” Obama is 50% Caucasian and 43 ½% Arab. Yet he has kept his white grandmother who raised him out of the limelight and talks about his black “Kenyan grandmother” who is actually no kin to him. She is his grandfather’s fourth polygamous wife.

In fact, if Obama had grown up in my neighborhood in the segregated deep south in the 1930s and 1940s, since he lived with his white mother and white grandparents and his father was no where to be seen and mostly Arab, he would have gone to the white segregated school with me. In fact, I’m actually darker than he is.

What is rather strange in this election is the anger and animosity I have experienced and my readers have experienced from Obama supporters, in spite of the fact that the polls show him to be beating McCain. We are accused of opposing him because he is “black.” Only… he isn’t black. I’ve been accused of being a “racist” because I point out he isn’t actually a black man.

This may come as a surprise to many people who believed Obama’s story that he was the son of an African man from Kenya, but Mary’s close textural analysis proves he’s a liar, because let’s face it, Hitler wouldn’t even shake Jesse Owens’ hand, so he’s obviously not going to go to all the trouble of ghost-writing speeches for some schvartze, unless he really needed the money.  So Mrs. Mostert is obviously a credible source, except for her oddly varying likenesses.  Above, you see the face she shows to her RenewAmerica Readers.  Below, you see the image she presents to people who visit her personal website, Banner of Liberty.

Marynow.jpgClearly, this presidential campaign has aged her (but then, I imagine it’s given us all a few new gray hairs).  Anyway, back to the Hitler/Obama collaboration (unrivaled since Lennon and McCartney…)

“In 1933 when Adolf Hitler became Chancellor of Germany, he gave an acceptance speech in which he described the then-current condition of Germany as having “seen the unity of the nation vanishing away, dissolving in a confusion of political and personal opinions, economic interests, and ideological differences.” In speeches that mesmerized the German people he promised change, unity and peace if the people would be “obedient” and follow his plans for National Socialism described in his book, Mein Kampf.

Last night Barack Obama made pretty much the same promise. He described this nation as facing the “greatest challenges of our lifetime” and promised change, unity and peace, if only we now will rise and follow him as “one people” into his version of national socialism.”

So if I’m reading Mrs. Mostert correctly, in her opinion George W. Bush fucked up the U.S. even worse than Paul von Hindenberg screwed over Weimer Germany.  I hate to admit it, but when the lady’s right, she’s right…

The remaking of Germany into Hitler’s dream of National Socialism led to World War II and more than 50 million deaths worldwide. I pointed out in March that Obama’s message (http://www.bannerofliberty.com/BOL-2008MQC/3-19-2008.1.html) in effect was that MOST Americans are “victims” who can only be saved by Obama as president and a socialist government — apparently entirely financed by the 5% of the population he calls “rich.”

I prefer the term “parasite,” or “fascist insect that preys upon the people.”  Anyway, if Hitler could cause 50 million deaths, then Obama can probably cause twice that many, because despite his many faults, Hitler was at least a white man, while Obama is a mostly Arab pretending to be half black, so there’s going to be considerable extra carnage just due to confusion about bloodlines, faith, and where to park.

Below are comparisons of Obama’s and Hitler’s speeches upon gaining the leadership of their nations. Although there now are many histories written about Hitler’s leadership of Germany, none of them seem to reflect the upbeat mood of his acceptance speech of February 1, 1933.

Adolf Hitler’s Speech to the German Nation, Berlin:

MORE than fourteen years have passed since the unhappy day when the German people, blinded by promises from foes at home and abroad, lost touch with honor and freedom, thereby losing all. Since that day of treachery, the Almighty has withheld his blessing from our people. Dissension and hatred descended upon us.

Why “upbeat” scarcely describes it — I feel like bursting into SONG!  I feel like DANCING!  But if you’re interested in further examles of Adolf Hitler’s giddy, joyful oratory, versus Barack Obama’s grim, lugubrious, and woeful rhetoric, and why they’re eerily similar, then read the rest of Mary’s article, because she obviously can’t get enough of it.  Me?  I’m going to crack open a fifth of 30 year old Highland Park Scotch and curl up in bed with my freshly arrived copy of the (thanks, s.z.!)

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She once served as the secretary of “Positive Action NOW!”–a South African women’s group that sought to reduce the hostility among South Africa’s various racial, religious, and political groups.

And my, weren’t the coolies grateful. Always smiling and singing. Now fetch my drink, there’s a good boy.

In fact, I’m actually darker than he is.

Lady, you’re not darker than Carrot Top. Wanna impress me? Go stand out in the sun for a few hours. Without your parasol.

The only positive action campaign I remember was Robert Sobukwe’s Positive Action campaign against the Apartheid pass laws. No one in the anti-Apartheid movement in South Africa has any recollection of Mary Mostert, nor is there any record of such a group as Positive Action Now. If it actually existed, its influence was negligible.

According to her website, her only actions at the time, when South Africa was embroiled in a state of civil war that cost upward of 50 000 lives, entailed posting copies of pamphlets to FW de Klerk and Nelson Mandela. As for her analysis of Obama’s racial heritage, this is something that comes straight out of that cornerstone of Apartheid, the Population Registration Act. On the basis of her brief stay in South Africa as deputy douchebag of the Mormon church or something like that, she now seeks to claim anti-apartheid credentials! This, in her mind, then gives her the freedom to be an unrepentant racist.

Quick experiment. Let’s go back twenty years and put Obama in a BMW at two AM in an upscale neighborhood. Let’s have a cop drive by. How black is he then? I’m guessing if he’d gone to your segregated school, Mary, he’d have had the crap beaten out of him by racists.

The funny thing about bigotry is that it’s generally not based on anything the victim actually *is*, it’s based on what the bigot *thinks* the victim is. Frequently the bigot has the broad strokes right–this man is black, this woman is female, this man is gay, this woman is Asian, this person is Muslim–but if there were not also underlying misapprehensions–black people are criminals, women are golddiggers, gay men want to fuck my sons, Asian women are whores, Muslims are terrorists, people who aren’t like me are beneath me–there probably wouldn’t be the bigotry, just a recognition of a difference that on the whole doesn’t matter much.

So how genetically black Obama is doesn’t really matter much to racists, and the argument that because he is not black, you are not a racist is therefore invalid. Not everyone who opposed Obama did so because they are racist bigots, of course, some are merely stupid and anti-Muslim bigots, and some did so for politically tribal reasons, and some did so for actual policy reasons.

Just as not everyone who supported him did so for racial reasons. And if you’d like the benefit of the doubt on that, Mary, you may have to offer it to others.

After D. Sidhe’s comment, anything I say about 30 year old Highland Park Scotch — however heart-felt it might be — is going to seem flippant.

Bernoldus Niemand has already said what needs to be said about someone who starts by boasting of her membership in a South African astroturf black-women-for-apartheid group, and progresses to the full Nuremberg-laws dissection of Barack Obama’s ancestry as “6½% black African, [...] 50% Caucasian and 43 ½% Arab”.
If the lady really cares about what are and are not genuine steps in a Nazi-style seizure of power, I have some relatives in the old country who could fill her in on the details.

If “the lady” really cares about what are and are not genuine steps in a Nazi-style seizure of power, she would have advocated for the impeachment and prosecution of George W. Bush.

Hitler: If, however, Germany is to experience this political and economic revival and conscientiously fulfill her duties toward the other nations, one decisive step is absolutely necessary first: the overcoming of the destroying menace of communism in Germany… The Marxist parties and their lackeys have had fourteen years to show what they can do. The result is a heap of ruins.

Obama: …And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn — I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.

You see, Hitler called out a group of citizens as enemies of the nation, just like Obama didn’t! The parallels really are uncanny.

This, to me, is the strangest genre of anti-Obama sentiment, where people compare him to things that he is nothing like. Previous examples are Melissa Clouthier observing that Obama and Hitler both had pictures taken in profile, the most sinister angle possible! and here’s somebody named Zomblog explaining that both Obama and the Weathermen have logos that form a circle, the most evil shape known to man!

And that’s not to mention actual mainstream Republicans, including the McCain campaign, who have accused Obama of being socialist because he wants to spread the wealth around just like Marx and Lenin did: by keeping the means of production in the hands of a few private citizens, and raising those peoples’ taxes a small amount.

I mean, is there really nothing real these people can find to hate about Obama?

I formally declare Godwin, and we can now permanently block her Internet access.

If McCain had been elected, he would have told America to remain divided and not try to help out in anyway. Also, he wouldn’t have worn pants, because Hitler wore pants.

“In fact, if Obama had grown up in my neighborhood in the segregated deep south in the 1930s and 1940s, since he lived with his white mother and white grandparents and his father was no where to be seen and mostly Arab, he would have gone to the white segregated school with me. In fact, I’m actually darker than he is.”

This is pure crap. I went to school in the segregated deep south in the late 1950s and early 1960s, and any kid who looked like Obama would certainly *not* have been allowed to go to the white segregated schools I attended. I don’t believe the south was any more tolerant when this dingbat was growing up. It was probably worse in the 30s and 40s.

C’mon, guys, I think we owe RenewAmerica our thanks for having tolerated the Obama presidency as long as they did.

Wow, so Obama’s speech called for unity and common purpose, and so did Hitler’s; therefore Obama is like Hitler. Calling the Doughy Pantload – I believe this is your area of “expertise”.

Seriously, when has a presidential acceptance speech NOT called for these things? No, wait, that means we’ve always been electing people like Hitler! Jeebus these people are stupid.

Maybe Obama could have gone to the white schools. We had one – yes, one – black kid in my 4th grade class in 1969 before integration finally caught up with my small town in the Deep South. What odd circumstances led to that situation I don’t know. But while I do not remember any ill-treatment he received, I know he lived literally “on the other side of the tracks”. He and his family must have had to perform some very difficult social gyrations.

But if he’d been there, Obama would never, ever have been perceived as anything but ‘the black kid’.

I did the math, as the saying is, and compute that Mrs. Mostert is 87 or 88. Think she looks okay for her age, I am forced to say. But if she was in grade school in the segregated South in the 1930s, she’s been doing some serious purposeful forgetting if she really, truly thinks Obama or anyone who even vaguely matches his shade and physiognomy could have sat next to her and suffered no obloquy. Not to mention beating and worse. There was still plenty of lynching in the US in the 30s.

She may have been carefully sheltered from such things. That’s no excuse for ignoring the realities, and neither, in ipse, is being 88

C’mon, guys, I think we owe RenewAmerica our thanks for having tolerated the Obama presidency as long as they did.

DAMMIT!

I was just going to ask “what happened to the party of the Big Tent, who wanted us to rule with conciliation?”

So if I’m reading Mrs. Mostert correctly, in her opinion George W. Bush fucked up the U.S. even worse than Paul von Hindenberg screwed over Weimer Germany.

Oh, how melodramatic! I assure you it’s not that bad. Why, I was able to buy a loaf of bread and some peanut butter to spread on it with my wheelbarrow full of Bushmarks.

Am I the first to point out that “Arab” is not a race, but an ethnicity? An ethnicity that, I believe, counts as “Caucasian”? Not to give credence to her analysis of Obama’s father’s heritage; I’m just saying.

Quick experiment. Let’s go back twenty years and put Obama in a BMW at two AM in an upscale neighborhood. Let’s have a cop drive by. How black is he then?

Ask Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune. He used to be stopped by the Chicago police, and we all know how threatening he looks in his suit and glasses.

Godwin’s law is simply not applicable here. Hitler is best known for insensate invasion of other countries and genocide.

So’s Bush. It’s not a stretch, it’s what he’s best known for, and what history will record.

Chris,

In thirty years, when Internet traditions are still being made aware of, your post will go down as the first to point out that calling someone a “2000 Republican” will be the equivalent of invoking Godwin’s Law.

calling someone a “2000 Republican” will be the equivalent of invoking Godwin’s Law.

Them, and their children, I’ll forgive someday, but not today, dammit, and in future, not without their apology and sheepish admission that they were just trying to be “good Germans”.

Sorry, “good Americans”.

D Sidhe, I’ve shamelessly and without attribution used your “how black is he now?” argument on two co-workers and one bar-mate, and I thought I ought to at least acknowledge it.

Damn, you’re good.

Can I just point out that it’s not possible to be “6 – 1/2 %” anything? 6 – 1/4 % would be one sixteenth. But 6 – 1/2 % would require an odd number of parents.

Tara,

Well, he IS the Second Coming, after all…

I agree with this nice lady, because she is RIGHT. In today’s society, BLACKS, are the REAL RACIST. Truth hurt? Well I can say this because I AM BLACK!! Now don’t go off on me about being an Uncle Tom or none of that crap. You damn fools are are such hypocrits. Go take a look at YOURSELF in the mirror … you will see a black racist. Obama is NOT the right man to be President of America. Not because he’s black, but because of what he REPRESENTS. I have never seen such a lying, two-faced, anti-american pig in all my life. And the sad thing is: American’s fell for his crap.

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