Sorry about the lack of posting – here are my excuses:
1. The new files AOL added to my AOL software prevented me from being able to connect to the internet. (I guess they are seriously going foward with their plan to lose all their customers and go out of business.)
2. A marmot invaded my back yard, so I couldn’t let the animals out there until it decided to vacate the premises (it had sharp, pointy teeth and made a sound like a car alarm, but the dogs seemed eager to engage it in a death match). So, I had to walk Flossie and Yodie 20 times a day, which left me with little time for blogging.
3. I was sick.
4. The dogs ate my DVD player. (Okay, it was just the Flossie dog, and it was just the cables connecting the DVD player to the TV, and it has nothing to do with my ability to blog, but I always wanted to use the “dog ate” excuse.)
5. Lamont or Lieberman (I’m not sure which one) probably hacked my website, thus causing the lack of new content.
6. The two kittens I decided to keep, Bix and Kit (if you can think of an MST-related name for him, let me know — he’s the one who looks sorta Siamese) are so adorable now that little girls keep ringing my doorbell and wanting to hold them. And all this entertaining eats into my disgruntled loner/leftwing blogger time.
7. I was tired, as well as sick.
Anyway, that said, here’s the beginning to one of the many Newsmax emails I found in my inbox after I could get online:
President Bush Declared ‘Fit’, Health Secret Revealed
After a nearly four-hour physical exam, President Bush’s doctors on Tuesday pronounced him in good health and “fit for duty,” the White House said. Bush indicated he was happy about the results of his physical – except for the weight gain it showed. Editor’s Note: President Bush takes just one miracle supplement a day. Find out about it . . .
Okay, your job is to reveal just which miracle supplement President Bush takes each day, and what it does for him. Best answer wins an email from Ken Mehlman!