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[inspiration via Sadly, No! comments and Balloon Juice]
Bonus Jonah Quote O’ The Day!
Me: Surprising as it may be to some, I’m far from an aficionado of donkey porn. But going by what little I’ve been exposed to (usually unwittingly), I’d say that video comes up way shy of “bestiality.”
FYI, the beard-moustache-shaved sides look is officialy known as the Cat’s Ass.
I confess that I had to consult my Urban Dictionary to find out what a “mullet” is and by the time I got to a.k.a. “achy-breakey-big-mistakey” I was doubled over and gasping for air.
“Does this make me look older and credible?”
Good Lord, AnnPW, that’s what mulletsgalore.com is for!
I’d venture that the “Invisible Mullet” shot could’ve been captioned with: “Oh, these daiquiris are MAHHHVELOUS, dahhlink! Another? Pour moi? Muchas grassy-ass, bonita senor!”
Too wordy?
One more try: “Who, ME? Sure,you can take my picture, daahhhhlink, sure ya can! Long as I can take yours, too… No, not here, later… in the men’s room… or my car’s trunk…”
Still too damned wordy, but that three-finger self-approval gesture just SCREAMS from the back of a long, dark, sequin-littered closet.
And yes, I know that he was “signing” for the IQ-impaired, that he’d happily line up to take Karl Rove’s sloppy seconds for a chance to blow W.
Something to say?
No matter what the, it still screams “Useless tool”.
And a few other things I’m too nice too say.
Left by Bill S on June 18th, 2008