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Henry and June. Midnight Cowboy. World O’ Crap.

What do these have in common? We’re all rated X!

What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating

Why are we so bad?

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

  • gay (11x)
  • rape (3x)
  • porn (1x)

So, there. Talking about the GOP has made us X Rated.

Posted by Maryc on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 12:33 am.

28 Responses to “Henry and June. Midnight Cowboy. World O’ Crap.”

Hah! I’m more NC-17-Rated than you are, and that’s just my blog.

Apparently, zombies are automatically bad, but they’re willing to ignore the Bigfoots, so we have some points of philosophical agreement at least. Also, they got me saying “rape” eleven times, “gay” seven, “hell”, six, “sex” four, “torture” three, “death” twice, and “assholes” once.

All of which makes me wonder, who the hell are these people, and how do they manage to date while carefully cushioned head-to-toe in bubblewrap? I think I’ve just had my blog rated by fainting goats.

The interesting thing is, in both my case and that of Wo’C, this is exactly why we used most of those words, in an attempt to sort out why the *words* are stripped of context and declared obscene but the ideas, particularly when expressed by the ruling political party, are apparently perfectly fine.

Left by D. Sidhe on June 21st, 2007

Wow! My blog is rated “G” because no bad words were found… but maybe it’s only because the blog is in Spanish! :)

Left by Rebuscado on June 21st, 2007

“Baby Blog is site dedicated to providing you with articles and information geared to every stage of your baby’s development. Pregnancy, Newborn, Baby and Toddler.”

Rated R!!! This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* sex (8x)
* breast (6x)
* porn (2x)
* dangerous (1x)

Bad baby, bad!

Wait a minute! “Dangerous” is a “bad word”? In what world? (yes… I know…)

Left by Rebuscado on June 21st, 2007

just think of the rating you would have gotten if you’d said “teh ghey sex!!1!!11!”

Left by preznit giv me turkee on June 21st, 2007

I just entered the URL’s of some borderline porn sites I may or may not have heard of or accidently surfed to from some random page or other (cough), and they were all rated “G”. I think that puts any claims of legitimacy for this site to rest…

Left by JoeBuddha on June 21st, 2007

JoeBuddha, I tried it on a smut site, too, and it only reads what’s on the page you’ve plugged in. It doesn’t look at other pages on the same site, nor at anything you link to. It doesn’t even appear to read your blog archives, so you’d have a different rating at the beginning of the month than you would at the end of it.

Left by D. Sidhe on June 21st, 2007

I feel like Charlie Brown.

All I got was a “G”.

Hm. I guess I finally found the G spot.

Left by actor212 on June 21st, 2007

Gosh, this is a FUN game! I have a wee bloggy thing where all I ever do is drag stuff out from behind the New York Times firewall and I’m {drumroll} NC-17 too. Here’s what I racked up:

Death x 5
Suicide x 4
Dead x 3
Dangerous x 2
Crap x 1

(Well, maybe the “crap” was me making a comment about Bobo or MoDo…) But the rest is all straight out of the pages of that filthy hippie rag the NYT.

Left by Marion in Savannah on June 21st, 2007

Woohooo!!!! Y’all have finally ARRIVED!!!!!!

If I put my blog’s URL into this little censor-bot, will I make their server explode?

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 21st, 2007

Uh oh, your rating has already mysteriously “improved” to an NC-17. We’d best fix that toot sweet!

pigfucker pigfucker pigfucker pigfucker pigfucker pigfucker pigfucker pigfucker

You’re welcome.

Left by Gerald Fnord on June 21st, 2007

Sorry, Annti, four fucks, two fuckings, and one crap only get you an NC-17 too.

That’s barely one segment’s worth of an episode of Penn & Teller’s “Bullshit!”

Left by Mentis Fugit on June 21st, 2007

Aw, man, don’t remind me of how much I miss cable and Showtime, dammit.

And I *know* that there’s more than a measley FOUR “fucks” on that blog, dammit. Either that, or I’m losing my touch.

I want a gawddamned Redd Foxx TRIPLE-FUCKING XXX, dammit!!!

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 21st, 2007

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!

Dammit, Mentis, you were right.

Fucking lightweights. I have GOT to post more porn and/or G.O.P. subjects — same thing, really. It’s those fucking kittens that are making me look soft.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 21st, 2007

Even with adding 8 “fuckity”s, I’m STILL merely a fucking NC-17.

I haven’t been this insulted since that asshole “oral surgeon” lied to me (insulting my intelligence) about the tooth implant that I was promised in exchange for subjecting myself to be his guinea-pig for performing his first facelift. No toof, and the facelift didn’t exactly help, either. Haven’t smiled since 2004, and these cunts at Mingle2 are REALLY not increasing the odds of me grinning anytime soon.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 21st, 2007

Reminds me of AOL’s effort to clean up the internet for its customers in the mid 90s. They accidentally blocked access to a breast cancer survivor network, creating a righteous uproar.

The only real solution is to have people sitting at monitors checking things over and either approving or deleting them, page by page. Just like the Chinese do. (Speaking of which, has Murdoch bought WSJ yet?)

Left by trashfire on June 21st, 2007

Last I heard, WSJ bitch-slapped Murdoch’s greedy talons away and said, “No thanks, asshole!”

But then, that was last week, I’m sure that he’s mounting a hostile takeover as we speak, if not mounting an altar boy.

And hey, we’ve outsourced half of our industries to China, half of our jobs, and a huge chunk of our pet food — why not let them censor us while they’re at it???

Never fails to make my gut boil when I hear another glowing, gloaming, guttural, gleeful report of how well Chinese “capitalism” is doing for Murkin robber-barons — and yet, not mention ONE in ANY of the Murkin media about the THOUSANDS of human-rights/legalized slavery violations of the Chinese gubmint. Oh, no, everything in China is just HUNKY-DORY, honey — long as Wally World and Dollar Tree and the Dollar General Store and Target get their cheap plastic shit at pennies-on-the-dollar, all is right with the world!

I think that our biggest national industry (well, the only one left) is CONSUMERISM, hence, we are not allowed to think about the sweatshops from whence our cheap plastic shit cometh. Just can’t have the consumers THINKING, now can we kids.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 21st, 2007

We’re NC-17 as well (Yay! Whee!) but we just don’t get “dangerous” being a bad word per se. And no “fucks” at all. Must not use it by itself, just in “fuckwad” & the like.
P. S. It provides different results each time it rates, seeming to search more each time, ferreting out new naughtiness.

Left by M. Bouffant on June 22nd, 2007

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Left by Heavy Metal Librarian » Blog Archive » Expect to Hear From My Lawyers Within the Day on June 22nd, 2007

seeming to search more each time, ferreting out new naughtiness.

Ah, John Ashcroft, how we miss you….

Left by D. Sidhe on June 22nd, 2007

It provides different results each time it rates, seeming to search more each time, ferreting out new naughtiness.

I suspect it searches comments, as well. Thus, as “naughty” comments are added, the “naughtiness”-factor goes up.
So, my contribution to this post:
Fucking asswipe gay rape porn!
Thank yew.

Left by Marq on June 22nd, 2007

And, Annti–you’ll always be rated NC-17 in my book!

Left by Marq on June 22nd, 2007

Now wait just a goddamn minute here. I only get an R? “Based on the presence of these words: Shit (3x) Fuck (2x) and Ass (1x)”

So “gay” and “porn” get a NC-17 (what used to be X long ago) but “shit” and “fuck” are rated R? What’s wrong with this picture?

Left by Realist on June 22nd, 2007

BTW, Annti, if you want a triple X rating, you’ll have to get it the same way the porno filmmakers get theirs – they award it to themselves. There is no official XXX rating. NC-17 (formerly X) is as bad as it gets.

Left by Realist on June 22nd, 2007

Dammit. Well, my dear Realist, seems that it falls upon your superior (to mine, anyway, and it’s not like THAT’S hard to beat!) photoshopping skills to make M.O.B. the Redd Foxx Triple-XXX rating that I crave.

Though I wouldn’t throw it up on there next to the Unicef button, if possible. Heh.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 23rd, 2007

BTW, when I worked in the Wally World Of Porn (Airline Adult Books of Kenner, LA), one X was for full-frontal nudity and hints of penetration, XX was penetration of your missionary-position orifices, and XXX was full penetration of EVERY orifice, including the money shots.

So nyeh.

Even porn-mongers have their standards.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 23rd, 2007

WHAT. THE. FUCK.?!?!??!?!?

I just put up a post, and it’s not even “awaiting moderation”?!??!?!?!?

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 23rd, 2007

THIRD FUCKING TRY.

Thanks to Realist, Mark Of The Beast is now XXX-Rated!!!!!!

(Some of us take our thrills where we can get ‘em.)

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on June 23rd, 2007

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