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Today’s a big day for our good friend and personal heroine, Anntichrist S. Coulter:  yes, it’s her birfday!  Those of us who’ve known Annti lo’ these many years (and it’s hard to remember a time when her remarks weren’t lighting up the WO’C comment threads like a match dropped in a powder magazine) have long admired her humanity, her generosity of spirit, and her courage in the face of pain, adversity, and rednecks.  And, like s.z., she has expended much time, blood, and treasure looking after the feral, abandoned, and generally more vulnerable members of society.  So in honor of her being such an all around rare and wonderful egg, I’m going to skip the traditional Ann Coulter photo, because otherwise she might hurt me (Annti, that is; obviously the Coulter pic would sting) and try to appeal to her more eclectic tastes in flesh.  Here’s the appetizer…

And here’s the entree:

Okay, now let’s take a squint at your horoscope, AC.  Checking your “Solar Return chart” for this year, we see the following:

Mars trines Uranus

Of course it does.  As Mars always says, “I’ll trine anything once.”

…and sextiles Saturn

Unfortunately, Saturn turned out to be an undercover cop.

Now I’m going to turn the floor over to Annti’s pal (and WO’C guest columnist) Bill S., who also remembered her birthday, of course, and sent me the following paean:

On October 11, Anntichrist S. Coulter turns 40 (as she mentions on her site Mark of the Beast).

As my tribute to her, rather than list any celebs who share her birthday,  I present simply the YouTube links to the classic “Birthday” episode of Absolutely Fabulous, in which Edina celebrates turning 40 as only she can — by turning it into a crisis of epic proportions.

This happens to be one of my favorite episodes, for so many reasons: Patsy & Edina’s “Bones ‘n bumps” conversation, and their karaoke performance at the end; Saffy slapping Eddy and then calmly resuming cooking lunch; the debut appearance of Bo, who makes up for the absence of Bubble; Oliver delivering one of the most quotable insults ever (more suitable for Ann Coulter’s b’day than Annti’s), Justin and Marshall dishing about Edina; and the unusually lucid Gran deflating Bo’s annoying cheeriness…

Anyway, re-watching this episode is enough to take anyone’s mind off Getting Older, since for most of us, with age comes wisdom.

-Bill S.

Thanks, Bill.  And I’d just like to add my heartfelt wishes that Annti have a great day, and many more of them.  Happy birthday, AC!

12 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Anntichrist!”

Mutter mutter spring chicken mutter mumble mutter she probably thinks that’s old rhubarb mutter mutter happy birthday anyway mutter mutter mutter.

Have a most excellent birthday, Annti!
As it happens, today is also both Columbus Day, Candian Thanksgiving Day, and National Coming Out Day. There’s a joke in there SOMEWHERE, I’m sure.

“both” to identify three things? Bad grammer, Bill. Bad, bad, grammer.

Happy Birthday, Annti.

and Bill, I think the three walked into a bar, but it was a low one

O Happy Day!

Isn’t it cool that Annti shares a birthday with AbFab brainiac Dawn French (1933)?

Furthermore, Annti, your Celtic tree sign is…

Ivy – The Survivor

“Among other cherished qualities of the Ivy Celtic tree astrology sign, most prized is your ability to overcome all odds. You have a sharp intellect, but more obvious is your compassion and loyalty to others. You have a giving nature, and are always there to lend a helping hand. You are born at a time of the waning sun so life can be difficult for you at times. This sometimes seems unfair because it appears that obstacles are coming at with no prompting on your part.

“Nevertheless, you endure troubling times with silent* perseverance and soulful grace. Indeed, Ivy signs have a tendency to be deeply spiritual and cling to a deep-rooted faith that typically sees them tough adversity. You are soft spoken**, but have a keen wit about you. You are charming, charismatic, and can effectively hold your own in most social settings. Ivy signs are attracted to the Celtic tree astrology sign of Oak and Ash signs.” via Celtic Tree Astrology

For a slightly different take, see Celtic Tree Astrology :

“Power to overcome is your strength. The slow, steady swamping of opposition is your way. As the ivy survives the tree it smothers***, so too will you smother that which stands in your way. Slowly, inevitably you will find the form, location and direction you need in this life. A sense of immortality and the ancient surrounds you.”

From that same site, your horrorscope for today is:

“A dagger is driven into the heart of the matter. The dagger represents your mind. Use it to dive into the problem at hand. Thinking, listening to the world around you, contemplating and acting are all parts of your dagger. This month drive that dagger into the most pressing problem you face.”****

* Ha.
** Oh, right.
*** Tell the trees it’s a metaphor.
**** You has a PayPal button, yes? So we can send money for you to make bail?

Happy birthday, sweetie. I now return W o’ C back to its rightful hosts, and will press Submit to see just how much I’ve scrambled the links.

Happy Birthday Annti!! And thanks Bill for that wonderful tribute and link to AbFab – a perfect pairing of one of my favorite shows with one of my favorite commenters.

Jajka wielkanocne or Polish easter eggs which means that Annti is beautiful and one of a kind.
Happy birthday! Enjoy your eye candy!

Tasty day and tasty happy pics!
Or maybe I have that backwards.

Anyhow, happy birthday!

What Mr. Fugit said.

Happy Birthday Annti.

Oh, and Scott, I think sextiling is legal in Louisiana.

1. SCOTT: I FUCKING **LOVE** YOU, MAN, just for the Terry Crews picture alone, but the drool-inducingly sexy CHARLIZE as the icing?!?!?! HOT DAMN!!!!!!

Damned shame that I can’t take my back massager and computer up to teh F.U.’s house tonight… *sigh* And oh, holy shit, how badly do I want to CLIMB Terry!!!!!! Drool-drool, slobber-slobber… and if I can walk after that, THEN I’d spend a weekend relaxing with Charlize… well, not “relaxing,” ACTUALLY, but I’d be pretty damned mellow! XOXOXO

2. I won’t pick on you for doing astrology, but NOBODY is trining MY anus, THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH. Wait ’til you have YOUR first couple of colonoscopies/sigmoidoscopies — you won’t want URanus trined, either!

3. Bill S., my dearly beloved, I can’t imagine a better online tribute than AB-FAB!!!!!! Thank you SO much!!! If I didn’t have to jump into the truck within the next 10 minutes, I would sit here and laugh my ass off all night, thanks to you! XOXOXO

4. Mentis, my dear friend, you know where you can stick that rhubarb up your spring chicken, don’tcha. You just better hope that your lottery tickets come in, smartass! XOXOXO

5. Bill, I have wondered for many a moon why they picked my birfday for National Coming-Out Day, like I need anybody ELSE stealing my very limited thunder, but no jokes will come to me at the moment, so you keep working on it. I don’t recognize Columbus Day because there’s no SACAJAWEA day, no CRAZY HORSE day, no GERONIMO day, etc.

6. Thank you thank you Preznit, AnnPW, heydave, Weird Dave, and my wunnerful & uber-thoughtful Gappy, a woman that NOBODY wants to piss off, and I’m so glad that ALL of y’all are so nice to me and that I get to call y’all my friends. Larky-Poo, that’s the biggest comment-birfday-card I’ve ever gotten, and YAY that I share a birfday with my Welsh gawddess, Dawn! I *am* part Welsh, y’know, and I think that THAT bit of genealogy explains a LOT. Nice asterisks, btw. Smartass. And yes, the PayPal button is there, and nobody has to wait until teh coppers actually CATCH UP TO ME to start sending bail money!

Although you did kinda already give ‘em the heads-up on that big-assed “pocket-knife” that I carry (big enough to field-dress a rutting buck deer, if you call that a pocket knife; I don’t kill ‘em, I just butcher very efficiently.), since my mind will NEVER be sharp as a dagger again, but what the hell, they gotta FIND me first!

Thank you all, so much, for all of your love and affection, and if anybody’s got any bumperstickers that they wanna share, the GMC is looking PITIFUL these days…

And bless you, Scott, for at least ATTEMPTING to break the curse of the mAnn Coultergeist birfday pictures; it was a valiant effort that I shall never forget, nor cease to appreciate. Hell, honey, you can send me Terry Crews & Charlize Theron pictures ANYTIME, it doesn’t even have to be a birfday!

XOXOXO
Love you all SO much,
J/A.S.C.

Soooooo, here you (annti) are (and there also I see). Been wondering ever since katrina. Happy b day you rock star.

Well hell, Anna Missed, I haven’t gone anywhere, I’ve been checking-in here @ Wo’C as regularly as I can, and I *know* you were around when I did my pat & travel from B.S. to Mark Of The Beast, on the 1st anniversary of Katrina! Where they hell YOU been hiding?

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