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As you probably know, raconteur and ace commenter Jay B. hobnobs with (and occasionally pinch-hits for) the cream of snark society — your Tboggs, your Edrosos.  But even though he hangs with the habitués of the modern Algonquin Round Table, he’s not above visiting the Algonquin Kids Table, with our paper plates, folding chairs, and sippy cups of Hawaiian Punch, and very kindly invited me to a publishing event he helped put together in honor of the sublimely strange Awkward Two.

A book of weird, funny, and astonishingly short stories (the theme of the volume is “brevity”), Awkward Two is the second in the Awkward series from Awkward Press (the guy in charge of naming things at Awkward Press previously worked thinking up song and album titles for the group Talk Talk).  I haven’t read the book yet, but I heard several authors read from it last night, and saw a number of micro-movies adapted from the stories, and I’m recommending it on that basis.  It was richly wordy, subversively funny stuff that started off lightly, teasingly kissing your brain, then got overly aggressive and wouldn’t stop until it gave you a cerebral hickey.  Which, frankly, is just my kinda thing.

Awkward is available from Amazon, but if you order through their website they’ll throw in a DVD of the short films.  (Reportedly, the soon-to-be-available iPad version will come with the movies embedded in the text, but that strikes us as unholy sorcery.)

7 Responses to “Wit is the Soul of Brevity”

Somehow, I think the picture would be even funnier if he was holding a really huge condom. What in my life guarding days we called a Long Island Whitefish.

After this, I’ll be sending you my cut of the gate.

You have no idea how much money there is in independent publishing. It’s like Goldman Sachs, but with more cocaine and hookers.

(PS: This is Jeff Dinsmore’s gig, with whom I ran a now-dormant publishing company, I was just pimping for him and getting people i knew in the door. He did all the heavy lifting.)

Not completely true, Jay! You were lifting my GIGANTIC, CLANGING BALLS all night long!

Thanks for the plug, Scott! It was an epic night and I appreciate you coming out!

Listen, Herve Villechaize needed a gigantic condom. Open secret in Hollywood. The man bought his right shoes in the kids’ department, and had to have his lefts custom made.

Does anyone know if Talk Talk (the group)ever covered “Talk Talk” the song?

Talk about your Department of Redundancy Department.

If I remember the sequence of events correctly, the band Talk Talk covered the song “Talk Talk Talk Talk” (by Mark Hollis’s first group, The Reaction), retitling it “Talk Talk” and releasing it on their first EP, Talk Talk.

Which lead to a riff on MST3K (I don’t remember the episode) in which Servo suddenly intoned, apropos of nothing, “Talk Talk. By Talk Talk. From the album…Talk Talk.”

Jay and I know a woman who once had the privilege (or misfortune, depending on your perspective) of seeing Verne Troyer’s cock. She said it was half the size of his body and when unsheathed, it unfurled like a Fruit Roll-Up.

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