My friend Laura, with whom I’ve worked on a few bad movies, has developed the bizarre habit of sitting through every film nominated for an Academy Award, regardless of category. Needless to say, this is a very self-destructive pastime, sort of like signing up for a week at the Bataan Death March Dude Ranch. But as she stoically sucks up Andorra’s official entry in the Best Foreign Film category, the lavish Basque language musical, Goats A’Poppin!, she distracts herself by predicting the inevitable porn versions of each year’s most honored motion pictures. This season’s crop includes such distinguished films from the San Fernando Valley as:
Acockalypto
Creamgirls
Little Miss Slutshine
The Pursuit of Happypenis
Booble
Pam’s Labia Rinse
Notes on A Sanchez
An Inconvenient Poot
The Queef
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Muffiny Chest
Half Nelson…All Man
Vulvar
The Breastige
The Curse of the Golden Shower
Plus films that fit the porn paradigm without any change in title required:
Little Children
Happy Feet
Any other suggestions…?
Notes on A Sanchez
Good one, but ewww! That’s one I don’t think I’d rent.
Letters From Ima Screama
I went to last year for some ideas:
Mrs. Henderson Puts Out
Sexron: The Hardest Guys in the Room
Good Night, and Good Fuck
Left by Mark S. on January 31st, 2007