It’s the High Birthday Season here at Wo’C, so we’ve got to grab all the gusto, and cram in all the Coulter we can! (Fig.1: Skeletor prepares for a night of festive line dancing at one of Snake Mountain’s many fine, Country & Western-themed bars and discotheques.)
Today our September-born luminary is longtime fellow Crapper AnnPW, proprietrix of the delightful blog, Beginning to Wonder. Visit it, and Prepare to Ponder!
This Date in History:
1260 – The Mamluks defeat the Mongols at Palestine, thanks to their mukluks.
1777 – American Revolutionary War: during the Battle of Cooch’s Bridge, the Flag of the United States is flown in battle for the first time. Washington Irving later immortalized the battle in a short story published in the Massachusetts Federalist, entitled, A Bridge Called Vagina.
1783 – American Revolutionary War: the war ends with the signing of the Treaty of Paris by the United States and the Kingdom of Great Britain. Benjamin Franklin quietly commemorates the occasion by catching syphilis.
1803 – English scientist John Dalton begins using symbols to represent the atoms of different elements, and to confuse his enemies when making out his grocery lists.
1967 – Dagen H in Sweden: traffic changes from driving on the left to driving on the right overnight. The Archbishop of Uppsala, Primate of the Church of Sweden declares, “We’re Lutherans — this is about as big as our miracles get.”
Now let’s check out non-evil Ann’s horoscope and see what the cosmos has in store for her this year!
Luckily for you, the closest aspect in your Solar Return chart is a harmonious trine between Venus and Pluto.
It’s good they get along, because it’s hard for an armless woman to discipline a dog; she usually has to get down on her knees, a rolled up newspaper gripped in her teeth, and swipe at the dog with her whole head.
This could be a year when you fall in love, and this could be with a person
Mannequins are less likely to cheat or borrow money, but hey, to each his own.
Both the Sun and Mercury oppose Uranus.
They’re just jealous.
Your creativity is stimulated this year, but so is your excitability and your need for freedom!
But please don’t join a Glenn Beck rally. Uranus will thank you.
As well, the Sun and Mercury form a pleasing sextile to Jupiter.
I believe this means you’ll be immortalized in a naughty mosaic.
Mars in square to Pluto around the time of your birthday this year suggests that you possess powerful, transformative energy, and much will depend on how you handle it. Channeled positively, you could move mountains when it comes to moving your projects ahead. If mishandled, however, you could be argumentative, stressed, and hell-bent on having your way!
Although if you combine the two, and transform into a woman hell-bent on having her own way who just happens to be so powerful she can move a mountain, then you could become a world-conquering supervillain! We suggest you practice saying, “You will kneel before me, Son of Jor-El” into the mirror 30 minutes each day, just in case Mars and Pluto aren’t completely bullshitting you.
Saturn asks you to be responsible, hard working, dutiful, and serious. Neptune, on the other hand, places a veil over your eyes, and seduces you into believing what you want to believe rather than what really is.
Personally, I’d go with Neptune, but agree on a safe word first.
And that’s it from the stars this year. And from all of us, have a great day, Ann!
Ohgod, I guess I’d better go write something on my blog!
Thanks Scott – this is way more fun than a Glenn Beck rally, really.
And how interesting to think that this could be the year that I fall in love with an actual person! ‘Bout time, I say.
Left by AnnPW on September 3rd, 2010