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Today’s Top Google Search String…

…bringing people to World o’ Crap:

“Dick Cheney satanic ritual.”

I can’t believe people are still coming here for that.  You’d think Dick would’ve put up a Myspace page for that stuff by now.

Posted by scott on Friday, January 19th, 2007 at 2:23 am.

4 Responses to “Today’s Top Google Search String…”

Imagine Dick Cheney’s MySpace page:

1) Age: None of your f**king business!

2) Location: Undisclosed

3) Marital status: See #1

4) Favorite bands: Tungsten steel, welded onto the prisoner’s body upon admission to [REDACTED]

5) Favorite activities: Shooting fish in a barrel, shooting pen-raised poultry, shooting in general, especially engaging in [REDACTED].

6) Occupation: [REDACTED]

7) Satanic rituals: While relaxing in my hideaway in [REDACTED], I especially like catching “stray” dogs and [REDACTED]

[Rest of document REDACTED]

Left by Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel on January 19th, 2007

I shudder at the thought of his Friends list…

Left by Charlotte Smith on January 19th, 2007

“Hail to the chief” playing in the background

Left by mdhåtter on January 19th, 2007

And the wallpaper would be nothing but stitched-together photos from Abu Ghraib, with the gaping wounds of the attack dogs highlighted.

Left by Anntichrist S. Coulter on January 20th, 2007

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