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We all have our quirky little enthusiasms. Interests and attachments that are difficult to defend — even objectively silly — but nonetheless fun and fulfilling. I happen to have a passion for egregiously bad movies. Mary is partial to the TV series Castle. Riley enjoys a fine catnip and a persistent patch of sunlight. And managing editor of World Net Daily David Kupelian really, really likes rape.

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And you can see why. For a man whose sexual confidence seems to constantly tremble like a Jenga tower in the later stages of play, rape is a wonderfully convenient, labor-saving device, the Swiss Army knife of metaphors. In 2005, when a movie sympathetic to the plight of gay men in America was released to favorable reviews, and David was reduced to a lonely voice, howling in the wilderness, rape was there for him:

“Brokeback Mountain,” the controversial “gay cowboy” film that has garnered seven Golden Globe nominations and breathless media reviews – and has now emerged as a front-runner for the Oscars – is a brilliant propaganda film, reportedly causing viewers to change the way they feel about homosexual relationships and same-sex marriage.

And how do the movie-makers pull off such a dazzling feat? Simple. They do it by raping the “Marlboro Man,” that revered American symbol of rugged individualism and masculinity.

What could be worse than Hollywood sodomizing our beloved corporate mascots? Only the prospect of the White House — the home of America’s Caesars! — occupied by a Nubian upstart whose idea of bipartisanship is to ask, “Where the white women at?”

Barack Obama and the date-rape of America

Good Americans from sea to shining sea are grappling right now with how to mentally process what they’re witnessing in Washington, D.C.

The spectacle of a far leftist president literally forcing socialized medicine down the throat of an unwilling center-right America is reminiscent, perhaps more than any other contemporary metaphor, of date rape.

America is like South Carolina in the second half of Birth of a Nation — ravished by triumphant Negroes — but even worse, because at least those guys were actually white under all that burnt cork.

A man determined to have his way with a woman may start off seducing her with lies, flattery and the usual pretense of caring about her. But at a critical moment, when she says, “Stop, I’m not comfortable with this and don’t want to go any further,” he has a choice: Either do the right thing and back off, or abandon all prior pretensions and take her by force.

I’m not surprised to see that David, as a traditionalist, has followed the time-honored literary dictum, write what you know.

As president, Barack Obama courted us with sweet talk, but America grew increasingly uncomfortable with his advances and firmly said, “Stop” – in fact, screamed bloody murder for months. Yet Obama remains obsessed with forcing himself on America.

In addition to serving as editor of WND and Whistleblower, David has authored several books of best-selling moral wisdom, including How Evil Works: Understanding and Overcoming the Destructive Forces That Are Transforming America, The Marketing of Evil: How Radicals, Elitists, and Pseudo-Experts Sell Us Corruption Disguised As Freedom, and The Huge Black Penis of Evil: How Evil Has a Huge Black Penis.

Put aside for the moment the fact that Obama is single-handedly destroying the Democratic Party for years, perhaps decades, by maniacally pursuing Obamacare as though it were Moby Dick and he Captain Ahab, leading all the Pequod’s hapless Democrat crewmen into political destruction.

Most experts agree that in the wild, the Huge Black Penis has only one natural enemy: Moby Dick.

America is not, after all, a place like Cuba or Zimbabwe where corrupt dictators get their way through sheer ruthlessness, intimidation and naked arrogance. We’re accustomed to the rule of law, to civility, to due process, even in the most difficult and contentious of times. After all, when Hillarycare was soundly rejected by Americans during Bill Clinton’s first term, he wisely backed off and stopped trying to force socialized medicine on us. (And Bill was a guy with his own date-rape problems, but that’s another story.)

And he was a white man, and stuck to his own kind, and we don’t really care what the poor white trash get up to with themselves, so long as they don’t frighten horses or show up drunk to church.

A few weeks ago I interviewed a top forensic psychiatrist – a medical professional who makes his living evaluating and providing expert testimony regarding the mental condition of people in court cases…I asked him, “Does Barack Obama have Narcissistic Personality Disorder?” Mind you, this was not about whether the president is “narcissistic,” which everyone already knows. Rather, Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a serious mental illness or personality disorder with a broad and disturbing symptom picture.

The forensic psychiatrist’s response to my question: “Yes, that’s a fair assessment, maybe even Malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder” (which crosses over into criminality).

It’s like that Dick Van Dyke geriatric mystery series, combined with a pervy Dick Wolf procedureal. Diagnosis: Rape.

We went through a few of the major symptoms, including: 1) a grandiose view of one’s achievements (everything with Obama is “historic”)

Obama thinks he’s something special, but lots of black men have gotten themselves elected President of the United States. Morgan Freeman does it like three times a year.

2) utter inability to handle criticism (everyone criticizing him or his policies is attacked as a radical or extremist, even Fox News was attacked)

Roosevelt was the same way in 1941 (everyone who bombed us was attacked as treacherous and dastardly, even Tokyo was attacked). If FDR had had a lick of self-reflection, he would have taken Pearl Harbor as constructive criticism of our scrap metal embargo.

and 3) lack of genuine empathy (in his televised speech immediately after the Fort Hood shooting – while the entire nation was reeling in shock – he engaged in small talk and “shout-outs” for two full minutes before mentioning the worst terror attack on our soil since 9/11.)

I prefer paralysis or panic in my presidents, and Bush managed both in one day. That’s versatility.

Imagine you just met someone who was unusually arrogant, greedy and selfish, who considered himself far superior to everyone else, above the need to be truthful, above the law (and willing to break any law he could get away with), who was contemptuous of others and utterly impervious to criticism or self-reflection – and who also harbored an overwhelming urge not only to take your money, but to control you, to exert power over your life! You might understandably conclude that person is mentally deranged or even a criminal.

Or you might just wonder why your hostess seated you next to Glenn Beck.

how can he justify using such dishonest means to force his will on an unwilling American public? In other words, how can he countenance, in effect, date-raping America?

I don’t know, Dave, but maybe you should be a little more concerned about what you’re going to tell the police, since DNA testing has found traces of your semen in the rectum of the English language.

What we need to understand is that, between his hate-based ideology (Winston Churchill called socialism the “gospel of envy”), extreme narcissism and long-internalized political corruption, Obama and others like him, literally drunk on power, live essentially in a state of delusion: Down is up, truth is cruel and impractical, corruption is just “conducting business,” morality is repression, lying is a creative force.

You know what, I’m flat out of projection, and homeless-guy-arguing-with-his-reflection-in-a-plate-glass-window jokes. You guys got anything?

Those on the far left regions where Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid dwell regard free-market capitalism as irredeemably evil, exploitive and unjust – and therefore in need of destruction to make way for the creation of something more noble and just. Likewise, they look at influential conservatives not simply as “old-fashioned,” “selfish” or “religious nuts,” but as evil. (Remember, Dick Cheney was “Darth Vader” and Karl Rove “the emperor.”) If you think I exaggerate the monumental, self-righteous rage with which the left abhors conservatives, watch MSLSD for 15 minutes. I rest my case.

The jury will now retire to consider their verdict and beat the prosecutor senseless with a bar of Lifebuoy stuffed in a tubesock.

Thus, the left thinks of their constant lying and deceiving the way you and I might regard lying and deceiving were we German undercover operatives in the Nazi army plotting to kill Hitler, as in the true-life Operation Valkyrie. Col. von Stauffenberg and the other courageous patriots in the German army were lying and deceiving all day long. After all, war is deception, and they were operating behind enemy lines, trying to slay a monster and end a terrible war. Their deceptions were indeed noble.

Shorter David Kupelian: “Yes, but we’re like the good Nazis!”

That’s how Obama and company think of their daily depredations that endanger the very existence of America as a land of liberty and light among the nations.

President, Don’t Let the Sun Set on You in America.

Any way you slice it – psychologically, ideologically, politically, morally – we are talking about people in the grip of dark forces and delusion, hell-bent on leading the rest of us downward, which they see as upward. The fact that they may not be fully conscious of the evil they do may make it easier for us not to hate them.

Yeah, um…the feeling’s not mutual.

But hate is not what we need, anyway. What we need is to vote every single one of Obama’s congressional collaborators out of office this November, and to do it so decisively that even “the anointed one’s” gigantic fortress-life shell of denial is shattered into a million pieces – as the bells of freedom ring once again throughout America.

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“Jeb, you set up the card table over there with the voter guides and the ‘I Voted!’ stickers. Wade, you hand out the leaflets, but be careful not to electioneer within a hundred feet of the polling place.”

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“…watch MSLSD for 15 minutes. “

Microsoft makes LSD? Man, those guys are into everything.

“The forensic psychiatrist’s response to my question: “Yes, that’s a fair assessment, maybe even Malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder” (which crosses over into criminality).”

I also believe he may be some sort of Negro.

For a man whose sexual confidence erection seems to constantly tremble like a Jenga tower in the later stages of play

Fixed yer post.

reportedly causing viewers to change the way they feel about homosexual relationships and same-sex marriage.

I started rolling drunk sailors because of Heath Ledger’s abs.

Good Americans from sea to shining sea are grappling right now with how to mentally process what they’re witnessing in Washington, D.C.

“*shrug* They’re politicians! What did we expect,” and turn on American Idol.

The spectacle of a far leftist president literally forcing socialized medicine down the throat of an unwilling center-right America is reminiscent, perhaps more than any other contemporary metaphor, of date rape

Someone really was affected by Brokeback Mounting!

A man determined to have his way with a woman may start off seducing her with lies, flattery and the usual pretense of caring about her

I find flowers are faster and cheaper and a bit less morally bankrupting.

and The Huge Black Penis of Evil: How Evil Has a Huge Black Penis

Scott?!? Oh, the keyboardanity!

maniacally pursuing Obamacare as though it were Moby Dick

Um, David? Yer closet door is ajar…

The forensic psychiatrist’s response to my question: “Yes, that’s a fair assessment, maybe even Malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder” (which crosses over into criminality

Republicans and their long-distance doctoring…

Imagine you just met someone who was unusually arrogant, greedy and selfish, who considered himself far superior to everyone else, above the need to be truthful, above the law (and willing to break any law he could get away with), who was contemptuous of others and utterly impervious to criticism or self-reflection – and who also harbored an overwhelming urge not only to take your money, but to control you, to exert power over your life!

I’d assume he was managing “editor” at WorldNetDaily.

therefore in need of destruction to make way for the creation of something more noble and just

At least he’s admitting the unChristianity of capitalism.

. Their deceptions were indeed noble.

Look, dealing with the right wing is like dealing with retarded children. You could sit there and patiently explain the truth to them, which might take a while, or you can go ahead and take responsibility for the truth and get on with it, and let them see the wonders you provided.

Yes, David, I just called you a “fucking retard”.

I just learned that “date rape” is about oral sex. Do drunk or roofied people really give good head?

Okay, I’ll play. First, his friend who is a “top forensic psychiatrist” should be ashamed of himself (were he not imaginary, that is). Diagnosing a person whom you have never met with a personality disorder is grossly improper. I admit to occasionally pulling up the DSM-IV and diagnosing strangers with mental illness, but then I don’t have any credentials on the line.

Second, when diagnosing a personality disorder, it’s not enough to just check off X of Y boxes. In addition to the specific criteria, there are also general criteria that have to be met. Among those criteria are patterns of behavior which are “inflexible and pervasive across a broad range of personal and social situations” and cause “clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational or other important areas of functioning.” Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think the duly elected President (I love saying that, it just burns these pricks up) has any impairment in his social life.

Third: When accusing a person of being a narcissist, you should really only cite things that he himself has said. everything with Obama is “historic” Oh, so it’s Obama saying this? No? It’s the media? Well, that doesn’t really count, does it? (I so love the way these goobers use the passive voice. It makes them sound so wonderfully weasely)

Fourth: David Kupelian has a small penis. I’m just speculating, but I think my speculations have as much validity as those of his “friend.”

Finally, I think everyone at WND should be tested for Schizotypal Personality Disorder. I totally know a guy who says that all right-wingers have that.

D Johnston summed it for me—real doctors don’t diagnose based on hearsay. Heck, sometimes they have a hard time figuring out what’s wrong even when you’re sitting in their office. And Obama’s never claimed to be historic. But I guess he’s got a disorder because he’s trying to get the job he was elected to do done. And, oh, yeah, he’s part Negro.

The forensic psychiatrist’s response to my question:

“Do you have an appointment?”

‘Remember, Dick Cheney was “Darth Vader” and Karl Rove “the emperor.”‘
Well, Cheney wants to choke terrorists and Rove wanted the Senate to authorize a war ! If the analogy fits, flaunt it !

“What we need is to vote every single one of Obama’s congressional collaborators out of office this November, and to do it so decisively that even “the anointed one’s” gigantic fortress-life shell of denial is shattered into a million pieces – as the bells of freedom ring once again throughout America.”

Can we wait until the bells of cash registers ring once again throughout America ? I really want my 401(k) to have at least 8 years of good growth before I want to hire the Republican pruners !

Heck, sometimes they have a hard time figuring out what’s wrong even when you’re sitting in their office.

Well, you know, when you start masturbating in front of them…

What? It’s just me???

I’m not surprised to see that David, as a traditionalist, has followed the time-honored literary dictum, write what you know.

Or you might just wonder why your hostess seated you next to Glenn Beck.

Damnit, scott, how the hell am I supposed to comment if you pre-empt all my snappy remarks?

Spoilsport.

Yes, David, I just called you a “fucking retard”.

But, actor — were you being satrical when you did that? Cuz then it don’t count, you betcha.

I thought Karl Rove’s nickname was “Turd Blossom.”

“Look, dealing with the right wing is like dealing with retarded children”

I used to teach retarded kids, and I was impressed and admiring of how hard they tried to learn. They showed the courage and nobility of the Human Spirits drive to understand the world, I can tell you. More than any Valedictorian who gives the smarmy speech about “Searching for Garcia”. Bleah.

“David Kupelian really, really thinks he’d like to be raped by Obama”

The Marketing of Evil: How Radicals, Elitists, and Pseudo-Experts Sell Us Corruption Disguised As Freedom

Shit. I hope this won’t get confused with my memoir: I’m an Evil Marketer: How a Radical Elitist Hoisted Corrupt Capitalist, Fake-Freedom-Loving Assholes on Their Own Petards.

‘Remember, Dick Cheney was “Darth Vader” and Karl Rove “the emperor.”

I don’t think *psychologists* called them those names, at least not as a medical diagnosis.

Obviously Obama is suffering from drapetomania.

Barack Obama and the date-rape of America

“Bipartisanship is another name for date rape.” -Dick Armey

literally forcing socialized medicine down the throat”

I stopped reading here as my brain exploded when it tried to figure out how a nebulous concept can take physical form such that this statement could be true.

The remnants of my brain suppose that Obama had to “literally” force his Commiecare down our throats because our other orifices were stuffed with Medicare and Medicaid.

Diagnosing a person whom you have never met with a personality disorder is grossly improper.

Against the APA code of conduct, though that has never posed an obstacle to Krauthammer’s continued membership.

If Microsoft made LSD you would crash just as it was starting to kick in good.

You know, one of those guys convicted in the late 1990′s in one of the 1960′s civil rights murders is now attempting to sue the Federal circuit court or something like that because he’s “not guilty”.

You know, if they had enough evidence to nail him thirty years after the fact, after so many witness have died, I’m having a hard time believing he’s innocent. I think this is the same clown who tried the Hamas defense: the KKK was a charitable society that gave fruit baskets to old ladies.

Diagnosing from afar didn’t stop the WonderFrist either,let us not forget.

And all that shit about Obama?
They caught me: I was sure they were talking about W.

That fuckin’ retard, W.

(sorry, but I prefer the apostrophe to denote my midwest upbringing.)

drapetomania
That was so over-the-top crazy that I checked to be sure there was such a person as Samuel A. Cartwright, that this wasn’t just a wiki-spoof.

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