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Dr. Professor Mike Adams, Townhall pundit and divorced father of none, is buttonholing America’s men today and delivering a few home truths about the proper way to raise a son:

Weak Negotiating Fathers

Right now, I’m waiting to board a flight in the Minneapolis airport. A young boy who is about two years old is throwing a tantrum and his father is pulling out a bag of goodies in an effort to appease him. The waiting areas in the A terminal of the Minneapolis airport are pretty small so I can’t get away from the noise. I’ll have to resume writing this column later.

I wish Dr. Mike had called that toddler out by name.  I’m sure we’d all like to send the kid a thank you card, maybe a Cookiepuss ice cream cake from Carvel, or a gift card to Toys R Us.

It’s temping to over-simplify the problem by saying that most fathers are afraid to discipline their children in public because there are cameras that record their actions and that those actions are increasingly monitored by the criminal courts. It is true that many acts we once called discipline are now called misdemeanors. But the problem is much broader.

Witnesses.

The civil courts have been so hijacked by radical feminism that a father’s right to see his own child is now seen as a privilege. Unless the mother actually murders her children she will get custody of them. The father who sees his children every other weekend won’t risk losing custody altogether. That is why any semblance of discipline often dies along with the marriage.

I can see why Dr. Mike hasn’t joined the breeders.  Those people are fucked up.

And it’s tempting to stop here and pretend we haven’t oversimplified the problem. But the war on fathers in the legal system really isn’t war. It is a battle in a larger war on men in our society-at-large. No one understands that war better than those of us who teach in higher education.

It’s amazing how many wars Dr. Mike is a veteran of, especially since his military experience is limited to a brief hitch in the KISS Army.

In the halls of academe feminists are pushing the idea that there are no inherent differences between men and women. The idea is simply too stupid to believe – even for most feminists. But feminists are no different than sorority girls in the sense that they will pretend to be stupid if it means they can get something without working.

When perusing Dr. Mike’s work, I’ve always found it highly beneficial to read between the lines, because none of his words appear there, and because one is often rewarded with shards of accidental autobiography that are far more entertaining than his actual topic.  In this case, I suspect that over the years more than one comely co-ed has briefly flirted with the professor in lieu of enduring his lectures, resulting in simultaneous grade and pants inflation.  But when it came time to settle accounts, it seems these (hypothetical) women all feigned an inability to decode the professor’s circumlocutory attempts to reach a quid pro quo.  Or at least a hand-job.

Their plan is simple: If male/female differences are all the result of patriarchal oppression, not biology, they can better argue for social engineering and the social welfare it entails.

And yet, Dr. Mike, who has often evangelized for female gun ownership, touting it’s leveling effect, isn’t much of a threat without his own arsenal, so I’m not sure what biological differences he’s troubled by in the classroom.  Unless he believes that women’s admittedly distinct reproductive organs account for their higher rates of college admission and graduation.

The feminist war on males…

Despite — or because of — Dr. Mike’s wide vocabulary of overcompensation (just skimming the titles of his past articles, we find: courage, courage, revolution, rapists, war, rape, hate, breasts, hate, hate, revolt, self-preservation, liberty, liberty, trigger angry, and murder) I can’t shake the feeling that deep down, he’s just a Steve Trevor in search of his Wonder Woman.  The sad thing is, there are probably dozens of professional doms in his area who have that costume and whose rates are reasonable! But instead of logging onto craigslist and gettin’ her done, he submits another column to Townhall, and we all have to suffer.

…reminds me very much of the war on Christians I once waged as an atheist. I enjoyed pointing to the hypocrisy of Christians.  But I only did it because bringing them down to my level was much easier than lifting myself up to theirs.

So, back when he was an atheist, Mike took issue with the contradictions inherent in American Christianity, which is certainly a legitimate subject for criticism, but he just did it to be an asshole.  Then he became a Christian, which is certainly a legitimate path to spiritual development, but he just did it to be assholier-than-thou.

Author’s Note: Dr.Adams’ debate this Thursday November 12th at UNC-Chapel Hill was cancelled. Because no one would debate him – approximately two dozen professors were asked – he will simply give a speech on affirmative action. The Youth for Western Civilization will sponsor the event, which begins at 7 p.m. in the Student Union Auditorium. There will be heavily armed security including Dr. Adams himself.

Wow.  Not a single professional educator responded (or even opened) Dr. Mike’s spam email challenging stupid feminists to a debate.  But since the hall was booked and paid for, he’ll be sitting on stage with his gun between 7 and 8:30 PM, complaining about Negroes.  Campus Police do not expect ticket scalping to be a problem.

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No one was willing to debate the deranged person at the bus stop this morning, either. I guess that means that the aliens really ARE trying to steal his dreams…

Please, Scott, no more Dr. Mike. Uncle, okay? Whatever you want from me, you can have it, just please, stop quoting the evil bastard.

Although this line:

When perusing Dr. Mike’s work, I’ve always found it highly beneficial to read between the lines, because none of his words appear there,

makes it all better. That is some Oscar Wilde caliber witticism right there. That needs to be in Bartlett’s right now.

Is this the guy who makes a steel weapon look flaccid? I’m starting to feel sorry for him as he spirals downward into the dream of sheer stupidity.

The waiting areas in the A terminal of the Minneapolis airport are pretty small

I think Larry Craig tried that justification too.

The Aryan Youth for Western Civilization
phixxorated

Please, Scott, no more Dr. Mike.

Hey, Joyce read the Police Gazette, van Gogh contemplated gobs of spittle on a wall, and Doug Giles is already up to 1997 in The Big Book of Pop Culture References. Genius has its prerogatives.

Okay, questions:

1. Can anyone tell me exactly when the Feminists took over the courts, and the centuries-old tradition of automatically awarding child custody to the father was reversed?

2. Is there any political movement more pathetic than the thirty years of this Divorced Dads shit? “Hi, we have a legitimate concern, which we’d like to address by combining the worst possible features of Anti-fluoridationist rhetoric and Black Helicopter paranoia, worded as a snopes-worthy email, and all filtered through our blinding hatred of how that bitch spent so much of my money on clothes.”

3. Dr. Mike used to be an atheist? Have we heard that one before, or is he tryin’ out some new material?

4. Do you think it occurred to him that no professor would debate him because they’re smarter than the Christians he used to drag to his Level?

“Author’s Note: Dr.Adams’ debate this Thursday November 12th at UNC-Chapel Hill was cancelled. Because no one would debate him – approximately two dozen professors were asked…”“>- he will simply give a speech on affirmative action.”

I think that’s supposed to read ” a simple speech on affirmative action.”

Well, Doghouse has as usual made my point for me with more with and less rage, but since I’m having a shitty morning already I’m gonna just go for it:

When men rape women in vast enough numbers that an entire fifty two percent of the population has to think twice about leaving the house after dark, I guess that’s not some sort of male war on women. But when women want to be regarded, collectively, as something other than a bunch of disposable holes and to be respected for the near exclusivity of child-rearing they culturally end up doing, that’s feminism’s war on men.

Oops. The joke was kind of lame to start with and my incompetence rendered it incomprehensibly lame. Trying again:

“Author’s Note: Dr.Adams’ debate this Thursday November 12th at UNC-Chapel Hill was cancelled. Because no one would debate him – approximately two dozen professors were asked -”

Maybe it’s a hygiene problem and an upgrade to Professional Strength would help him to take his rightful place in academia.

Wit, not with. Fuck me, I can’t even type anymore.

well, as long as everyone else is fixing their comments, I prolly should have thrown something in about Dr perfesser PhD being a size queen as well

That first paragraph ending with “I’ll have to resume writing this column later.”…I mean, what? How old is this jackass? This is *so* fucking Junior High…
And as for his once being an atheist, well, “There aint no Nazi like an old Commie”. (See, Bork, Judge R.)…

The Youth for Western Civilization will sponsor the event
Wasn’t the Pope a member of that organization in the early ’40s?

So the wet noodle is at it again. Though, regarding:

And yet, Dr. Mike, who has often evangelized for female gun ownership, touting it’s leveling effect, isn’t much of a threat without his own arsenal,

Seems fair to point out that Dr. Mike actually isn’t much of a threat even with his, um, arsenal. Ay, there’s the rub, to coin a phrase.

Also, regarding:

When perusing Dr. Mike’s work, I’ve always found it highly beneficial to read between the lines,….Or at least a hand-job.

Pure gold, Scott! Bravo!

damn tags!

Mike Adams is pure douchebag.

Right now, I’m waiting to board a flight in the Minneapolis airport.

This is too easy and while I haven’t read comments, any allusion to Larry Craig would probably be repetitive.

A young boy who is about two years old is throwing a tantrum and his father is pulling out a bag of goodies in an effort to appease him. The waiting areas in the A terminal of the Minneapolis airport are pretty small so I can’t get away from the noise. I’ll have to resume writing this column later.

Errrrrrrrrrr, why not just skip this PARAGRAPH and start over later, numbnutz? All you’re doing is whining about how put out you are.

The civil courts have been so hijacked by radical feminism that a father’s right to see his own child is now seen as a privilege. Unless the mother actually murders her children she will get custody of them.

On the other hand, corpses of young children make delightful conversation pieces for a father.

“Why yes, that used to be my son! As you can see, my genetic material is quite up to par and so you should sleep with me so I may breed more corpses!”

The father who sees his children every other weekend won’t risk losing custody altogether. That is why any semblance of discipline often dies along with the marriage.

And Doctor Mike(sic) knows all these fathers are unmarried….how?

And oh by the way, Dr Mike, maybe the reason those dads were (if they were) divorced is they had anger-management issues, centered around, say, beating a wife or child or two?

Cuz, you know…men!

No one understands that war better than those of us who teach in higher education.

I think Dr. Mike (sic) is setting up to make a confession here…

If male/female differences are all the result of patriarchal oppression, not biology, they can better argue for social engineering and the social welfare it entails.

I, for one, think Dr Mike (sic) is arguing for better bra engineering.

Author’s Note: Dr.Adams’ debate this Thursday November 12th at UNC-Chapel Hill was cancelled. Because no one would debate him

Two words, Dr Mike (sic): breath mints.

“The civil courts have been so hijacked by radical feminism that a father’s right to see his own child is now seen as a privilege.”

He needs to tell Sarah Palin all about this column. Seems Little Levi has to take the Palin’s to court for regular visitation rights, or maybe even joint custody.

TheImmoralMinority.wordpress.com

Mike Adams grows more desperately shrill by the minute. I look forward to his climactic on-campus meltdown.

courage, courage, revolution, rapists, war, rape, hate, breasts, hate, hate, revolt, self-preservation, liberty, liberty, trigger angry, and murder

Which leads into the Lumberjack Song.

More parenting advice from non-parent Mike Adams. Anyone else think he’s just bitter that his wife left him (and married someone else) before he could inflict his assholery on future children?

…anyone else find it interesting that his ex-wife’s Facebook picture is of an ultrasound?

No wonder Dr. Mike is lashing out at fathers.

He also said his ex couldn’t have kids and that they had planned to adopt. But she’s pregnant now. Very, very fishy.

He also said his ex couldn’t have kids

he prolly still hasn’t figgered out that the guy down at the gun shop has been selling him blanks for years too, blaming his lack of hitting the target on the wind/light in his eyes/islamofeminists or some such

To answer Doghouse’s third question (the others are above my pay grade), Dr. Mike has turned to counseling Christian youth at a molest-away camp in Colorado called Summit Ministries (after his last ex-student wife left him, the pool of willing co-eds seems to have dried up). As part of his sermon, he admits that before finding Christ, he was kind of a douchebag, and attributes his dazzling transformation to grace (and while I’m no lawyer, I believe this constitutes slander, and Jesus easily prevail, especially if he sued Dr. Mike in a British court). I assume he’s giving the students involved in Downy-Cheeked Youth for Western Culture and Chaste Pederasty at UNCW the same spiel.

Since this bit of autobiographical gloating has been coming up more and more in his recent columns, it appears he’s using his pre-conversion assholery as a way of gaining street cred with today’s teens, much as Doug Giles used his history of selling Glad sandwich bags filled with the contents of his mother’s spice rack to other losers behind the 7-1l — and showing, even then, an aptitude for extravagant, tent revival-style flim-flammery by charging extra for the fold-lock top.

…anyone else find it interesting that his ex-wife’s Facebook picture is of an ultrasound?

Oooh, that’s gotta burn for Dr. Mike. And good for Krysten. She wrote to s.z. and I after she’d left him, thanking us for mocking a Townhall column in which he’d sent her coded appeals mixed with threats (“I have a friend I’ll call ‘Scott’…who I’ve been trying to get to come back to the church“)

She seemed like a nice girl, and I’m glad to see she’s gotten on with her life. While Dr. Mike is sitting alone in a lecture hall, stroking his Ruger 9mm and shouting at phantom feminists.

He also said his ex couldn’t have kids and that they had planned to adopt. But she’s pregnant now. Very, very fishy.

Ex?

Wife or boyfriend?

Y’know, sometimes I wonder if indeed there really is a radical right wing in this country and if it isn’t all just a ruse cooked up by clever leftists to mock the rubes…

Doug Giles used his history of selling Glad sandwich bags filled with the contents of his mother’s spice rack to other losers behind the 7-1l

And we marveled at Hannah’s ability to flim-flam folks…

(”I have a friend I’ll call ‘Scott’…who I’ve been trying to get to come back to the church“)

Scott…you KNOW this dick????

Scott…you KNOW this dick????

Shhh, Actor! I’m saving it for my tell-all book.

You mean before he found Jesus, he was a BIGGER asshole? I find it impossible to imagine.
I sincerely hope he’s sterile.

My theory? He was lying about his wife being infertile. Looks like Dr. Mike was the one firing blanks.

Which proves how trustworthy he is.

Looks like Dr. Mike was the one firing blanks.

then again, could be any time the (now former) Mrs Dr perfesser PhD saw the pink strip on the tester she paid a quick trip to the local Planned Parenthood to keep his genetic material safely incinerated

I’d debate him any time! I’ll even bring my own firearms.

He really is that scared of women that a ‘talk’ on feminism has heavily armed guards, and even the Speaker is armed?

Well, I guess the monster of our imaginations is the scariest one, even if it isn’t real.

Sweet Jeebus, go to his website and look at the pictures…
http://dradams.org/gallery/index.html

Scott…you KNOW this dick????

Shhh, Actor! I’m saving it for my tell-all book.

Well, write two, or at least break it into two volumes so I can get the super saver shipping.

I actually looked at all the pictures in that gallery. He seems a tad preoccupied with guns.

Just a tad preoccupied…
Why – somebody please explain this to me – would any college-educated man who’s heard of Freud and all, put a gallery of pics of himself fondling guns, aiming guns, casually dandling guns, and of closeups of his guns (note, specifically his handguns) romantically lit, up on the internet for all to see?

How do you GET that un-self-aware?

How do you GET that un-self-aware?

I think it starts by referring to yourself in the third person…complete with the formal (totally non-compensating!) honorific:

Author’s Note: Dr.Adams’ debate [...]There will be heavily armed security including Dr. Adams himself.

Dr. Adams, damn you, Dr. Adams! You’re obnoxious and disliked, and I know why…

Chapel Hill? Does he possibly have tenure there? I find all this hard to believe. If I were dean I’d have this douchebag tailed by security 24/7.

Chapel Hill is a really nice North Carolina locale with with an outstanding stateu niversity. What’s going on?

Confused and somewhat bemused,

Dr. Adams, damn you, Dr. Adams! You’re obnoxious and disliked, and I know why…

A 1776 ref?! Dorothy, I LOVE you!

Kaje, Dr. Mike teaches at the University of North Carolina-Wilmington, although your suggestion about surveillance is a good idea regardless of venue.

You mean before he found Jesus, he was a BIGGER asshole? I find it impossible to imagine.

Not unusual for atheist-to-theist converts, I’ve noticed. This type of atheist are usually suburban white kids who get a semester of philosophy in them and are too gutless to get a big honkin’ tattoo yet still want to piss off their folks when Christmas visit comes around. A friend who just happens to be Catholic has a roommate/best friend who’s this type of atheist, the one who thinks cracking wise about a whale having too small a throat to swallow Pinocchio much less Jonah is a devastating riposte. As an atheist who could give a damn, he irritates me more than my Mass-attending friend, even though she does occasionally drop “You really believe in something, you just won’t admit it” punch and I have to fight off the urge to through the bong at her.

And does anyone else find it interesting that the good Doctor was convinced the only reason this Minneapolis father wasn’t smacking his two year old was because of the feminist ninjas that pop out of the shrubbery anytime a the paterfamilias exercises his God-given right to not spare the rod? It couldn’t have been, according to Dr. Mike, because said dad didn’t want to physically hurt the kid, no.

What an asshole. Thank goodness the rotten jackass is shooting blanks.

So I wonder how the turn-out was for Dr. Mike’s lecture?

“heavily armed security” – now that’s a great promotional lure! Must really turn ‘em out.

Somehow, I have the feeling that UNC Student Union doesn’t allow heavily armed security.

Yeah, what Matt T. said. Maybe the airport dad just wasn’t an asshole like Dr. Mike.

I don’t have kids, but I’ve been a spinster aunt to a passel of ‘em for a long time now, and it’s been my experience that shouting at them or whacking them is not a very effective way of getting them to pipe down.

Wooo, shouldbegradingpapers, that was one scary photo album! Dr. Adams bears a startling physical and philosophical resemblance to The Husband I Left Behind Me when I changed coasts many years ago. Except for the guns, and G-d only knows what THILBM is up to these days.

Funniest comment thread ever. Jeez, I’ll be laughing for weeks.

Allen, care to add?

[laughing myself silly]

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