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HannaHoandSuperflyOKeefe.jpgPoor Hannah Giles.  All she wanted was another excuse to swan about in that hooker outfit she cobbled together for the Pimps ‘n’ Ho’s fraternity mixer, and to prevent ACORN from registering any more black voters.  And what is her reward for preserving the franchise against poor people?  Not only threats of lawsuits from the cashiered subjects of her innocent prank, but also the very real possibility that she and her Mack Daddy James O’Keefe (whose street name is “Superfly,” or “Ichabod Crane” or something like that) could be charged with violating Maryland’s statute on recording a person without their consent.  I ask you, where is the justice?  Do these overreaching prosecutors even care about the child sex slavery ring these two amateur sleuths invented and exposed at the same time?

I think not, and Hannah’s non-Mack Daddy, Doug Giles, feels the same way:

Listen all on the left and the right: Hannah’s motive for doing what she did to ACORN was moral, not political. Her BS detector went off on that organization, and she tackled it. It’s that simple.

In fact, so finely attuned is Hannah’s moral antennae, that she could sense ACORN was engaging in illegal and scandalous practices before she even knew what ACORN did.  Or was.

In her appearance on Hannity last night (9/14/09), Giles revealed that she hatched her plan to go after ACORN’s housing division before she knew anything about it…When asked about the “pattern” of ACORN corruption, Giles offered this “insight” that strongly suggested she hadn’t a clue about the organization beyond her own experience with it. “There’s a pattern and, um,… we knew what we were going into. We’d studied ACORN. We didn’t know about them before we came up with the idea, really. And then we studied them. And we learned what they’re about so the way we approached them was, was what got it.”

It’s a shame law enforcement can’t apply this same positive, results-oriented approach without it being called “entrapment,” or “clairvoyance.”  I mean, it worked perfectly well in Minority Report.  Anyway, back to Doug:

Here’s a little FYI to ACORN and the few media outlets defending ACORN by defaming Giles and O’Keefe’s faith, politics and tactics: You are ticking off the majority of Americans breathing air on our God-blessed United States soil.

Exactly!  Two hundred million people respirating on dirt are outraged that random bloggers have suggested that Hannah inherited the self-promoting dumbass gene from Daddy (I’m leaving out 100 million Americans to allow for the percentage of the population that may be ticked off, but is currently breathing air on our non-sectarian linoleum and blacktop).

Then Doug takes it over the top with the single funniest sentence he has ever written:

If you don’t believe me, just ask Frank Luntz.

Damn, now I owe myself a keyboard.

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But it’s not just the paternal instinct that is aroused by attacks on the integrity of the Happily Ignorant Hooker.  Creepy-looking strangers, such as Townhall’s Kevin McCullough, are also aroused by Hannah, and eager to embrace her cause until it becomes uncomfortable, and she can’t stop wondering what that smell is.  Kevin, as you may recall, is an old friend of the blog, going back to the Salon days, and holds the record for the most consecutive uses of the “aptly named World O’ Crap” trope in a single rejoinder.  So naturally, when he speaks, we lend an attentive ear:

Over the last few weeks two courageous young people did the nation a favor by accomplishing something the media establishment, the President, and the people’s servants–Congress, would not. Through the simple act of asking questions, these two twenty-somethings produced perhaps the most effective sting operation ever performed against a crooked organization that seeks to rot society at large through its own diseased corruption…

On the video tapes seen-round-the-world, ACORN workers, literally from sea to shining sea, advised fraud, bragged about murder, and confessed to their own past operations of prostitution agencies. Some of them, including the self proclaimed killer, lauded the current administration as being able to “get things done.”

Like Hannah (I Was A Hooker For The YAF) Giles, and her partner, Pimp Master Melanin-Free, Kevin apparently doesn’t realize that the ACORN staffer who “confessed to murder” was in fact merely fighting Punk’d with punking. Or perhaps he believes that whatever is surreptitiously captured on video, even if it’s not true, becomes true by virtue of being aired on FoxNews, in which cause he should probably hasten to ask Hannah for her rate sheet, and if she takes Discover®.

Speaking of which, thanks to Doug’s latest column, you can get in on the ground floor of Hannah’s lawsuits and indictments, or just tip her for a job well done:

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Unrolled dollar bills with a minimum of coke residue preferred.

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Damn you, I’d been planning to type a few painful paragraphs about Frank Luntz, & had mercifully forgotten all about it. Now … Memory is jogged.

Oh well. Now I’ve something to do tomorrow.

What is it w/ Hannah & trying to get everyone to look at her pubic bone, as seen above, & here?

Fuck Hannah. Hooking is not funny dress up time. It’s something very damaged girls and women do rather than dying when they run away from home because home pretty much *is* dying.

You know what ACORN does? If you’ve just left your husband because he beats you or molests your child, and you are fortunate enough to have an ACORN office locally, they can help you find someplace to live. They can help you find a job. They can KEEP you from BECOMING a hooker.

You know what else they can do? If you get a divorce, and you’re putting your life back together when the IRS calls and tells you that your ex-husband failed to pay his business taxes for the past ten years and you now owe some ungodly sum of money, ACORN can help explain to the IRS that even though you are easier to find and browbeat, your ex both committed the crime and has actual money to pay the back taxes and fines. That’s the kind of tax advice ACORN gives. And it can mean the difference between surviving and not.

ACORN can do this sort of thing, and they do it almost entirely with volunteers. They are an incredibly cost-effective public aid group.

They are also an incredibly cost-effective voter registration group. They will register anyone. Most of the people who are not currently registered, it’s true, are minorities and poor. ACORN can help those people have a voice in the political process that determines whether they remain poor, that determines whether it’s legal to hit you with a Taser because you’ve asked a cop for ID, that determines the size of the fine you will pay because you tried to sleep on a park bench because right now you don’t have anywhere else to sleep.

And that’s clearly unacceptable to privileged white assholes like Hannah and Jason, who have more say in the political process anyway *because* they are white and well-off. They can vote in twenty minutes, but for their poor neighbors across town, it’s a four hour ordeal that they can’t carve out the time for between child care and two jobs. So these assholes have more say in the process to start with, but allowing the poor *any* say is obviously so unacceptable that they have to take this group down.

And how do these entitled assholes do it? By using those same laws about voter registration drives to try to prosecute them. The very worst part of that is that the laws that required ACORN to turn in the clearly flagged obviously fraudulent registrations are on the books because GOP student groups are notorious for getting people to fill out registration forms and then throwing out the ones that register democrats. So we have these laws that say you are required to turn in *every* registration form you get. Including the ones that say “Daffy Duck”. And ACORN turns them in, pointing out that they really didn’t actually speak to a large duck, but as the law requires here’s the form anyway, you might want to not waste your time on this.

Suddenly this becomes voter fraud, caught up in the net that was designed to keep the assholes who are screaming about it from skewing the registration rolls the other way.

And when that doesn’t work because NO CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED, you get fuckers like Hannah and Steve dressing up like hookers and pimps, because obviously ACORN being mostly black and poor people would leap at the opportunity to help hookers and pimps evade the law (not in my experience, but they will help you stop being a hooker if they at all can, and to do this they have to listen to your circumstances in the first place). This is so profoundly racist that apparently we’re not allowed to even point that out because pointing out how racist that approach is is “playing the race card”.

And they did it often enough and got ambiguous enough footage that they have managed to get Congress to take away money that ACORN was using to help keep women from becoming whores and being victimized by either pimps or the state. They also managed to get someone fired who listened to their story and reported them to the police because he thought they might be engaged in sex trafficking. He’s been fired. He’s getting death threats. For doing THE RIGHT THING.

What fabulous conservative values.

I hope ACORN sues the holy shit out of them. I hope they win. I hope Hannah spends the rest of her life being confronted with that picture and laughed at for it. I hope Hannah’s dad spends a lot of sleepless nights in the future wondering how his lovely daughter could be such a convincing whore.

No, I don’t know what I called James Jason or Steve. Probably because he is such a profound waste of space that he does not deserve a name.

Conservatives can turn shit into, media, diarrhea.

[...] Originally Posted by AYFR It is still voter fraud anyway you spin it. And she still gave them IRS fraud information. Also what the employee does reflect on the company the same as what a person does reflect on the Administration. How many time did you blame Bush for something one of his staff or aids did. You said it is his Administration he should know what is going on. The same applies here, it is their organization they should know what is going on. But lets use your current position, the same could be said for Black Water and BoA, it was just a few employees not the whole company. No, it’s called voter registration fraud. Voter fraud is something else entirely. You can’t be serious with comparing some guy hired for minimum wage who fills out voter registration forms with the name of a local sandwich joint with a corporate plan, or an administration lawyer acting under the VP’s direction. Get real. World-O-Crap Blog Archive Defend Pretend Whore Hannah Giles! __________________ Well, Christ, Dave, it’s a big fuckin’ country, and prismatic viewers are sold on every street corner where they’re not just given away. A lot of people insist on seeing every conflict through the prism of Post-War European power struggles, Monarchist versions of the French Revolution, and the Divine Right of People With Money to short-change everyone else. They are typically termed "conservatives", around these parts, anyway, and the principal distinction between them and the sort of people who are typically charged with "seeing everything through a prism of Race" is that the former have actually held real political power for much of the last sixty years. Krishna H. Vishnu, where were all the Teabagging Populists when the Silver-Spoonfed Cowboy and his Hench-President were handing over energy policy to the Oil Companies, and war profits to their cronies? Or when the Poor marched off to fight yet another Rich Man’s war? It’s all because Barack Hussein Kenyatta Obama is educated? Please. That’s not Jacksonian common-man democracy. It’s the bullshit anti-intellectualism the Republican party has been fertilizing its fields with since the 50s, when it began losing every issue on facts and was left with appeals to emotionalism. Those millions gathered in DC a week ago don’t give two shits about populism, not any more than the people organizing the things–who are the precise definition of Hamiltonian fat cats, by the way, Dave–do. How popular was the dirt-poor born, kick-the-lazy-bums-off-Welfare reformer Bill Clinton with that bunch? How many fucking times did we hear that George W. Bush, the uneducated man’s Winston Churchill, was our nation’s first MBA-wielding savior? If they now pay lip service to the "non-elitism" of Sarah Palin, it’s not because she’s a Woman of the People, but because she’s so plug-ignorant despite a college education that you can’t pretend it took.-Doghouse Riley [...]

I’ve seen that picture of Hannah and Her Simpleton posing as a pimp and ho, and the outfit she was wearing didn’t really look all that “ho-ish”. In fact, it was actually less provocative than what she’s wearing in the above photo.
Which goes to show that in addition to being racists, they’re also a pair of dumbasses.
Actually, that’s something you’d expect, given who her dad is.

1. Not that it actually matters to me or it anymore, but I’m never forgetting the fact that a well-born, beneath-contemptible, lying racist sack of shit and his GED-candidate girlfriend put on a minstrel show and were not immediately called on in by what remains of the nation’s Press.

2. Same thing for the Party of Fucking Cowards (why did LBJ invite two generations of electoral defeat, again?).

3. The lawsuit was quite palliative, thank you. She’s been coached, of course (difficult as that may be to believe) with that “didn’t know what ACORN was” bullshit, which shows they’re already worried about the endgame. Should Young Hannah decide she’s found her calling, I’d suggest the specialized and lucrative scat market, since she’s already shitting bricks for free. Work on that patter, though.

4. So’s her Daddy. Good. Hope some bright boy at the IRS decides that Legal Defense Fund’s a good excuse to look into the finances of Our Lady of Do Not Park Blocking Dumpster.

5. Like the man said, History: first as a Tragedy, then as a Farce. Then as a sequel to the farce, but without Keanu, and finally as a faux-reality series on the WB. Blackface optional.

Does Hannah take Golden Showers? Does she take Mastercard?

Maybe an undercover sting operation is in order?

Held my nose and investigated Ace of Spades in search of dignified commentary. I shoveled through an oversize pile of “humor” directed at Roman Polanski and Woody Allen in order to find this caption beneath a photo of the 20 year-old girl in white shorts: “I’d hit that like Ike Turner wanting to know
what she was doing for three hours with Berry Gordy.” It is plainly evident that these studly wingnut warriors are deeply resentful that no minister’s daughters infiltrated their basements and sucked their dicks. They assume that she must have put out for Acorn. That would explain why the videos are so heavily edited.

C’mon. Who would really believe that Howdy Doody looking motherfucker was a pimp? The Acorn staffers should have taken his lunch money and then bitch slapped him for being so ugly.

Over the last few weeks two courageous young people did the nation a favor by accomplishing something the media establishment, the President, and the people’s servants–Congress, would not. Through the simple act of asking questions, these two twenty-somethings produced perhaps the most effective sting operation ever performed against a crooked organization that seeks to rot society at large through its own diseased corruption…

Yes, they sure did! And not only that, but The Yes Men didn’t just blather on cable TV, but have a new film out of their investigations: “The Yes Men Fix the World”.

As they say:

we posed as Dow Chemical representatives at a big 2005 banking conference, where we said that any number of human deaths is acceptable as long as a project is extremely profitable.

Instead of recoiling in horror, most of the bankers applauded. One chief executive said he was interested in working with us, and a senior manager at a financial technology firm said he found the idea “refreshing.”

I guess fake hookers are like infinitely worse or something. If you’re psychotic, that is.

Tax deductible donations for Giles? Tax deductible??? I think not.

Maybe I should get Glenn Beck to draw me a diagram: Andrew Breitbart, an éminence grise here, also figures in your item earlier this month about Burt Prelutsky. (By publishing a bowdlerized version of Burt’s deathless “Liberalism Is A Cult,” w/ the racist invective cut out – sort of like The Jefferson Bible, except it’s not the supernatural that’s being removed – Breitbart falsifies your premise that Burt lacks a firm editorial hand.)

If Breitbart saw fit discreetly to drop the racy half of Prelutsky’s pensées into his bottom drawer, one wonders what depravity he’s edited out of James & Hannah’s ethnic dress-up party.

Breitbart saw fit discreetly to drop the racy half of Prelutsky’s pensées into his bottom drawer

I thought Mike Adams, pictured below, was the one left holding half his pensees.

Snarki,

Curiously, LinkTV is showing the original “Yes Men” film AND excerpts form the sequel this month, with interviews of the two Yes Men.

When devotees of the Jefferson Bible die, they ascend to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

Giles looks like a reject from “Girls Gone Wild”.
Maybe that’s why she needed media attention so bad.

Giles looks like a reject from “Girls Gone Wild”.

Doug or Hannah? Cause either will do in that scenario.

I do love our wingnuts’ penchant for creating a crime where none would otherwise have happened. Linda Tripp, another ignorer of Maryland’s privacy laws, helped to engineer both Monica’s subpoena from Starr and Monica’s false statements, all of which led to Starr’s (failed) use of the young woman to get Clinton. Now, ACORN did, um, what again? because of these ludicrously bad young actors.

Funny, we never need do much to find Republicans/(Bowel) Movement Conservatives committing real crimes, now do we?

Here’s to ACORN getting every last penny out of the families of our minstrel showboaters, and then have the kids get some felony convictions in Maryland. Double win for GOP “family values”, no wetsuits req’d.

Are we expected to believe that they picked ACORN out of a phone book or something? How on earth can even the comatose post-lobotomy patients we call our media accept that whopper at face value?

Really, this scam was so obviously trumped up and phony even the media didn’t fall for it at first, until Fox got its braindead legions to start phoning in the death threats. And now they’ve officially established that every time a wingnut sneezes, it’s a Big Time Media Event. How joyous.

But who cares, as long as they can show pictures of a scantily clad young woman talking about prostitutes.

Wow, is her thumb hooked in her thong in the photo? Does that means she’s presenting? I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just came on to me.”

Mack Daddy James O’Keefe (whose street name is “Superfly,” or “Ichabod Crane”

I’ll split you the difference:

“Ichabod Dynamite.”

Chris FTW on the Palin reference.

Sophronia, that’s part of what kills me. If you follow the link about suspiciously convincing whore Hannah’s ultrasensitive moral antennae, you will discover that she went along with HobbyPimp James’ plan because, like, it’s ridiculous, you guys, that ACORN, you know, mortgage default, right? And like, scheming poor people victimizing philanthropic banks and you know, taking down the economy, which is ridiculous. She, like, had totally no idea about ACORN at all, but our tax dollars, and this is so unfair, right?

Unfortunately for the terribly coherent persuasively whoreish Hannah, reality fails to back her up on this. Even if poor people with mortgages they couldn’t afford were anything approaching a significant part of the meltdown, which they weren’t, and even assuming they were doing it because they’re, I dunno, capitalist remoras hitching a free ride on the hard work of the moneylenders who create all that is of real value in our society (which is, in would-be whore Hannah’s own word, ridiculous), the role ACORN actually played in any of this is that some of these borrowers brought their paperwork to ACORN, and had the real terms of the deal actually explained to them in time to not go accept it. ACORN also helped the less fortunate borrowers stay in their homes and thus not end up sleeping in cars or on streets or park benches.

Again, ACORN helped keep people from *ending up* hooking. Which seems like a win all around, since you can sell your body if you actually want to and it’s none of my business but no one should be *forced* into a sub-legal systemic nightmare where they can be brutalized at will by pimps, cops, and dicks alike. So having some options to that is a good thing, even if you don’t believe that having sex for money is somehow the most amoral living possible. We’re all about having choices here.

I’m sure Hannah got a naughty tingle squeezing herself into her dressup clothes, but I sincerely hope she ends up divorced, homeless, harassed by the IRS, and hooking someday. I know I’m not supposed to wish this kind of thing on even vapid specimens of pseudo-humanity like this, but she has actively, with malicious intent, worked to make life even harder for some number of people who were barely surviving our capitalist paradise to begin with. So I sincerely hope she gets to be one of them someday. I wish her misery and regrets, though I don’t honestly believe it will happen, and I know my best hope–that some other woman *won’t* find herself there because of this cruel stunt–is utterly unrealistic. Believe me, I know. But I’d like to at least pretend she will some day realize and regret the harm she did here, whether it was to impress James or just because she genuinely is that much of a bigoted sociopath.

James, for the record, did it entirely because he is a bigoted sociopath, who didn’t like the notion that his tax dollars were going to help people vote who can’t even be gracious enough to vote the way he wants them to. Also, because he is apparently very, very stupid, as I think the picture of him in his pimp duds clearly demonstrates.

As for James, I’m hoping the lovely suburban home he buys winds up downwind of a pig farm, his hair falls out from the pollutants in the air and water, he develops kidney disease from a nasty bacteria accidentally released from a pigshit lagoon, and, unable to work, he loses his medical insurance and can’t even sell his house because nobody else wants to live downwind of the pig farm, either. I’m hoping that the pig farm lobbyists, under threat of lawsuit from the Randian colony that’s downwind of them, manage to buy enough of the local government to keep James’ property values high enough that he can’t claim poverty and thereby be eligible for any sort of charity medical care. I wish remorse on him, too, but I also wish hair loss and impotence and the smell of unregulated pig shit on him just in case remorse never happens.

D Sidhe writes: As for James, I’m hoping [...] his hair falls out from the pollutants in the air and water,

Done. Take a look at that thin fine straight hair, and the comb-forward he’s adopted. I promise you, he’s already finding clumps in the drain every time he showers.

Better still, he’s on the tall and thin side, so he’ll look like Caryl Struycken within a couple of years. He will still be a shitty videographer.

Not enough, I know, but it’s something, D, and I know I feel better.

As they say, revenge is a dish best served with a crossbow, but if you don’t have one handy, relax, time itself will settle his hash.

Well, that’s the way I heard it, anyway.

Wow, D. Sidhe-I was hoping James just wound up becoming a hustler himself. I realize his pale, pimply little butt wouldn’t fetch much of a price unless he barebacks (so much the better). But the kind of person who’d pay to have sex with him would have to be only slightly less desperate than I’d want James to be. A match made in schaudenfraude heaven.
But I like your idea better.

” I mean, it worked perfectly well in Minority Report. Anyway, back to Doug:”

Extra points for a PKD reference :^)

Yeah, he’s too old. The guys who would pick up Jimmy are not so much “desperate” as “serial killers” and related sadists. I’d rather see James suffer in a way that drives home the point that he and his own world view are responsible for his predicament.

Yeah, he’s too old. The guys who would pick up Jimmy are not so much “desperate” as “serial killers” and related sadists.

I dunno…there’s a market down south SOMEWHERE for an aging queen-toy…especially if he’ll put the gimp suit on.

especially if he’ll put the gimp suit on.
starts with the pimp suit, ends with the gimp suit

There is, of course, one minor flaw to your revenge fantasy-how will the pigs tolerate HIM?

They have to put up with him for less than a year before they’re slaughtered, which, okay, at that point might come as something of a relief to them if, say, his taste in music is as terrible as I rather suspect it is, or if he stands at the fence making Animal Farm jokes continually, which, given how very very stupid he clearly is, wouldn’t actually surprise me.

Just what did this dickless-duo do to be referred to as “brave”? Did they “think” all ACORN employees & volunteers are always armed and eager to attack any -uh- person who ‘disses’ them? Brave, ha.

perhaps the most effective sting operation ever performed against a crooked organization that seeks to rot society at large through its own diseased corruption…

What, no love for ABSCAM?

So two jokers pretended to be crooks other people listened to them without telling them to go to hell. Scandalous!!

They came into an office and told tall tales of committing crimes. In response the people they were talking to humored them. But the ones that were lying were heroes!!!!!! and the other ones that were listening to them were crooks.

How’s that work?

I thought conservatives don’t approve of girls dressing up in such provocative and “un-Christian” manner?

D Sidhe writes: She, like, had totally no idea about ACORN at all, but our tax dollars, and this is so unfair, right?

It sounds as if Hannah is carefully assembling her testimony with the aid of an attorney.

Look, it’s impossible to imagine that a college-age internet denizen and child of Giles would not know of ACORN. Naturally, her knowledge of ACORN would be sadly limited to the crap she reads on wingnut websites.

If she claims otherwise, she is either a liar or the most dimwitted human to emerge from the Southern United States, and that’s saying something.

Uh, changing gears:
Look, a great deal of what I’ve put in comments about these dolts, both here and elsewhere, is lighthearted and jokey. For what it’s worth, I get jokey when I’m stressed or pissed off.

D, You’re right of course– what Biff and Buffy did is nothing short of monstrous, but, well, sorry, that’s my coping mechanism. It doesn’t mean I’ve lost sight of the monstrosity, believe me.

Since I’m on the subject of you, I have been meaning for some time to say that you’re my favorite writer here, and I am a total fanboy. [blushing, looking at shoetops].

As is the case with Doghouse, you seem to block up a bit when blogging on your own turf; your best work seems to be what I call the short story format: brief and incisvive elucidation of a point that may have been hidden or missed.

That goes for you too, Riley, and Carmen says you’re not very tall.

Female Cat writes Just what did this dickless-duo do to be referred to as “brave”?

Yeah, [laughing] Cat, I noticed that too. I’m still trying to figure it out. It’s either

a) Dressed up in clothes that said “for God’s sake, mug me please” and took it crosscountry.

b)practiced up on the pimp behavior and dress by walking up to a guy standing on the sidewalk somewhere and saying, “hey, you’re a negro, how’s this look?.”

c) produced something so offensive that I’d punch him in the nose upon meeting him.

Melrose and Vine, Biff.

You’ll also have to stay off Santa Monica Blvd, Western Ave., Crenshaw, Hollywood Blvd., La Brea, Highland, Sunset—

Well, best stay out of Los Angeles altogether.

One word the pseudopimp, pseudoho, and their lawyers are terrified of in the upcoming lawsuit – “discovery”. I bet those raw tapes are going to be real tasty to the opposing counsel.

I thought all Christian young ladies wore chastity belts? Or at least panties …

(As a snark-free aside, this is what happens when we have a sizable portion of the nation being raised without morals or proper education and who put being “clever” above everything else, including being able to tell right from wrong, and “sting” from “entrapment.”)

That’s a hip bone I can get behind.

Yikes, Chris. You know I adore you, right? I’ve been bitchier than usual, lately, I know, but I honestly wasn’t trying to make anyone feel bad, well, no one here.

I know a lot of people go snark when stressed, and when confronted with shit like Utterly Stupid James and Photogenic Whore Hannah, I don’t know that there’s a rational response other than to point and laugh. As Molly Ivins used to say, you can laugh, you can cry, or you can throw up, and two of ‘em are bad for you.

Plus, this is, after all, a snarkblog, so my moralizing tends to be the misplaced voice, if anything is. I used to have more of a sense of humor about these dipshits, but they’re just hitting too close to the bone lately, I guess. So I wish them bald with the smell of pigshit following them to their graves, and I laugh when you point out James is already on his way there. Low grade schadenfreude, but in the wake of what they’ve done here, it’s the best we have at the moment.

I know Hannah will never end up hooking, but I’m kind of hoping it’s enough that her dad, creepy to begin with, is undoubtedly looking at her in a new light. Beyond that, I guess it’s pins-and-poppets time. I dunno. It amazes me the damage these assholes can do, all the while convinced everyone else is the sinner and they’re in the right. Sadly, “smashing up the world to score cheap points” is not a crime and I don’t actually believe in hell.

I very much appreciate your comments, Chris, and not just the nice ones about me. And I’ll see what I can do about restoring my sense of humor. I think more Carl Hiaasen should do it, actually…

Has Carl Hiaasen written anything new lately? Just re-read Sick Puppy & enjoyed it every bit as the first time!

I used to have more of a sense of humor about these dipshits, but they’re just hitting too close to the bone lately, I guess.

I hear you on that. I’ve been losing my sense of humor with the wingnuts lately, too. At least with the duo above gives us a break from the likes Selwyn Duke and Dr. Mike. These kids are more destructive, but they lack that hint of violent pathology that we’ve been sampling lately.

“We’d studied ACORN. We didn’t know about them before we came up with the idea, really. And then we studied them. And we learned what they’re about so the way we approached them was, was what got it.”

I know its hard to believe, but I’ve met people this clueless, little white puppies welped in the dry, stale kennel of cul-de-sacs, soccer practice, stay at home mamas and a world in which their bike rides consisted of a whirl around the loop and back again, not daring to venture down the long lonesome country road into town where the Unknowables lurk.

Not until their late teens when they are presented with a new car for birthday and the requirement to get a part-time job do they ever learn of the world outside.

And its scary, their heads filled with afternoons of MTV and “Good Times” reruns and admonishments from dad about working hard for a living and not living on the state and mom’s tongue clucking at the lady with the two kids who pulls out foodstamps at the grocery counter.

[In fact, most of these suburban species haven't even heard of an EBT card still yet they've been in existence since the 90's]

In fact, little white kids like that have no problem appropriating the cartoon image of the “other” they are fed because well…its their right. When they wanna be bad, they try to turn black. They don’t understand though, appropriation of a culture by stealing some parts of it doesn’t give you authority over or about that culture, not at all.

Just some semblance of authority over some cartoon fantasy of the “other” that lives over there in the neighborhoods they don’t go to for fear of their lives (so legend says).

So when little Giles sees an opportunity to destroy something “over there”. Does she consider the ramifications? No. Because to do so would be to consider that humans live over there, in the other world outside the cul-de-sac and the gates.

See, that’s why its easy for them. We’re at war. They have branded me and the rest of the poor as the enemy, dehumanized us, thus giving license to steal, rob and destroy us.

But, we’ve known that for years. ACORN will not only fight back, but the people these little twits just tried to stomp on will turn to their underlings and say, “See my child, I told you, we must prepare for the long fight.”

And they will be ready. I know my children are.

I see an interesting future for Ms. Giles and Mr. O’Keefe.

Get ready for James and Hannah Take Aventura, following an all-new Douggie Knows Best, on VH1.

A bright future indeed.

HA, HA, HA,
I am so happy to see you goofball losers so mad at this cute young girl for exposing your corrupt voter fraud, child prostitution , organization. I think it is even funnier that you call her a whore, for exposing your wrongs as opposed to actually being a whore. too funny :)

You all need to get a grip. yea ACORN can help single moms and beaten wives…oh yea they can are also willing help pimp 9 y/o south america girls and help people evade taxes!! Your all a bunch of fools. As far as conservatives turning news into lies and diarrhea… liberal spinners like MSN and CNN are the biggest culprits of changing facts and news into propaganda and lies that I have ever seen! Also as far as Hannah dressing like a whore to get the truth out of corrupt taxpayer supported agency ACORN I say good for her. I bet most of you wear less at the beach…your all pathetic hippocrits. Peace out.

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