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Good Job, Internet! Take The Rest Of The Day Off

Our friend David E kindly points us to what is, in his words, “surely the greatest headline ever created by man.”

Posted by scott on Monday, July 20th, 2009 at 11:38 am.

10 Responses to “Good Job, Internet! Take The Rest Of The Day Off”

Damn aliens! They’ll anal probe anything!

Left by actor212 on July 20th, 2009

Well, they never probed me. Sigh.
Even aliens don’t find me attractive. That doesn’t do much for my self-esteem.

Left by Bill S on July 20th, 2009

They may have and just erased your memories, Bill. Apparently it’s quite common. If you’d like, I can provide you with contact info for a number of individuals and organizations who will, for a substantial fee, see if you have any inevitably, persistently, erotic selectee memories that could be recovered. Or, you could just spend six bucks on a magazine. Up to you.

Left by D. Sidhe on July 20th, 2009

Bah. The best headline ever was a sporting one, which probably won’t mean much to people who don’t follow British football: “Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious”. Caley being Caledonian Thistle, who beat Celtic in an upset.

Left by Ginger Yellow on July 21st, 2009

I still have to go with the old NY Post headline (helps if you’re familiar with the frantic tabloid style of the paper):

“HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR”

Left by David in NYC on July 21st, 2009

We’ve plenty of them over here that need a good probing.

Left by kate on July 21st, 2009

I’ve already expressed my preference for

Milk Drinkers Turn To Powder

elsewhere, so I nominate:

Teenage Prostitution Problem Is Mounting

Left by Doghouse Riley on July 21st, 2009

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
I’m a Nazi gnome and you can’t catch me!

Left by J Neo Marvin on July 23rd, 2009

From an article on tightrope walkers in Korea:

SKYWALKERS CROSS HAN SOLO

And my alltime favorite, during the Falklands was:

BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLANDS

Left by Tara the Antisocial Social Worker on July 29th, 2009

Er, Falklands “war,” not “was.” Yeesh.

Left by Tara the Antisocial Social Worker on July 29th, 2009

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