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In 1972, when we just had an AM radio in the car (and my mother was in charge of the dial), I heard every single hour of the day, every single time it rained.  It didn’t matter what station you were listening to, every DJ in the LA Basin had the same Pavlovian stimulus response to precipitation; it was inescapable.  And they were still doing it ten years later when I left California for New York.

The point is, it’s pouring like Hell today, if Hell was a place known primarily for its high yearly rainfall, and I’m blithely listening to my iPod.  Take that, Charlie Tuna, and The Real Don Steele!

My only hope is that at all those defunct AM music stations, the studios now occupied by blustering talk radio wingnuts continue to be haunted by the unexorcisable, ghostly echoes of Albert Hammond.

9 Responses to “Why I Do Not Mourn The Death Of AM Top 40 Radio”

Well, it coulda been worse, I suppose; it coulda been a

I can sympathize. For at least twenty years after Roger Miller’s “Little Green Apples” charted we didn’t exactly hear the thing played, but we heard the tricky negative conditional of the thing–”If that’s not lovin’ you.. then it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summertime”–misused every goddam time we experienced seasonally-appropriate precipitation approaching the measurable (“Boy, I guess that proves it does rain in Indianapolis in the summertime, huh?”). Lasted until about ’88 or so, when a Classics professor from Butler who’d recently been denied tenure shot up a radio station and was acquitted on grounds of justifiable homicide.

Glad I lived in Northern California, where we just laughed at the song. I was much happier listening to the stations that leaned towards R&B, although I was the only one in my family who did.

Not really any worse than FM DJs cranking out “Rain” by those Four English Yobs every time it clouds up.

Granted, “Rain” is a much better song than the others mentioned combined, but enough is enough.

If you’d just been around eight years earlier, you could have heard every ten minutes or so, regardless of weather or proximity to a big city.

It could have been “Shannon”. Or “The Night Chicago Died”.

But Scott, to be frank (see thread above), it didn’t hit me how horrible that song must sound these days until I heard it in the background of the Tour of California.

Dave Barry’s worst song poll results: http://www.cs.umd.edu/~gasarch/HUMOR/worstsongs.html

Yes! 93 KHJ, Boss Radio, Machine Gun Kelly…I’m 12 years old again!!! (I hope I get to keep my drivers license.)

Oh, and don’t forget “Riders on the Storm” as the other song that must be played when it rains.

Albert Hammond’s follow-up single, “The Free Electric Band” is much worse:

But since it barely made a dent in the charts, I guess it was easier to ignore.

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