Here’s an exclusive from Don Wildmon’s American Family & Anti-Gay Association:
Dear World o’Crap,
At PetSmart, Christmas doesn’t exist.
It’s true! I’m at PetSmart several times a week, and it’s an alternate reality divorced from time and space and all sense of reality, I’m tellin’ ya!
It is not to be found anywhere on their Web Site. AFA checked out the local PetSmart store and there was no Christmas there, either.
But were there hamsters? Fuzzy little hamsters that could be used for immoral purposes? That’s what the AFA members want to know!
A search on PetSmart’s home page found 252 references to “holiday.” It also found 43 references to “Christmas.” But, alas, this is very misleading. When you click on “Christmas” you are directed to a page containing the same gifts you get when you search for holiday. Of all the items that pop up when you search for Christmas, not a single one mentions Christmas or is identified as being a Christmas gift.
Personally, I blame Fluffy and Fido for this sacrilege. If only they had specified that they wanted “CHRISTMAS chew toys that honor Baby Jesus” instead of the politically correct “Holiday chew toys honoring Satan,” then I’m sure their owners would have fallen into line.
At PetSmart, everything is “holiday.”
True again. In fact, I think today is “National Bird Seed Day,” the official holiday of the pagan finches.
Thank you for caring enough to get involved.
Any time, Don. I’m always up for kicking some dogs and cats into a proper appreciation of their Christian heritage.
Oh, and because I care so much, here’s part of another Action Alert from Don and the boys:
Hotels replace Gideon Bibles with “sex kits”
Dear World o’Crap,
The latest fad with some hotels is to replace their Bibles with “intimancy kits.” For instance, at New York City’s trendy Soho Grand Hotel guests can enjoy a gourmet mini-bar, an iPod, a flat-screen TV and even the company of a complimentary pet goldfish. But no Bible.
Gourmet food and sex with goldfish instead of reading the Bible while staying in luxury hotels! Is this really what we’ve come to?
Since 2001, the number of luxury hotels with Bibles in the rooms has dropped by 18 percent. The same companies that own these luxury hotels also own some of the typical hotels and motels you and I might use.
Yeah, and if the Soho Grand starts promoting in-room goldfish prostitututes, you know that Motel 6 and “Sleazy Rooms for Rent By the Hour” will be joining the trend soon.
For example, Accor Hotels owns Motel 6. Without action now, it is simply a matter of time before other chains remove the Bibles.
And if our nation’s hotel rooms are left unprotected by our failure to have a Bible in every night stand, we will be hopelessly vulnerable to vampire attacks. Seriously. You should start harrasing some CEOs by making dozens of irate phone calls or something.
And thank you for caring enough to get all worked up about something that affects your daily life in such a profound way.