I believe WorldNetDaily columnist Mychal Massie may be new to us here at Wo’C, but he’s the guy who’s usually employed to say that everything Obama does, says, and thinks is wrong, illegal, or fattening. So what better spokesman could there be to announce that everything RNC Chairman Michael Steele says is right, right, RIGHT! Which can’t be the easiest job in the world; you may have heard something in the liberal, and even the conservative media regarding Mr. Steele’s inversions of widely known facts, and penchant for historical revisionism of events which occurred within living memory — hell within short term memory — culminating in a recent piece of rhetorical ejecta that dropped from the Chairman’s mouth like dung from beneath the twitching tail of a bull: dark and rich in potentially explosive organic compounds, and hitting the ground with a moist plop!
Well forget all that, because Mr. Massie is going to rock your little world! In fact, judging by his headshot, he’s about to get feudal on your fundament.
Michael Steele is being demagogued and excoriated by those on his own side of the aisle for basically telling the truth. Let me explain.
Speaking of Parson Weems, this reminds me of George Washington’s famous declaration, “I basically cannot tell a lie.”
First of all, there is no one more pro-military than I – no one.
Being the most pro-military man on the planet, he naturally never enlisted, because — just as St. Peter felt unworthy to be crucified right-side up — Mr. Massie regards the Uniform as such a holy vestment he would never dream of profaning it with his dandruff and underarm perspiration.
But unless Obama, the leftover Clinton Pentagon pansies and all of the pusillanimous Harvard/Yale theorists get out of the way –
“– I’m going to start running out of alliterative insults.”
the war in Afghanistan will be reduced to a Vietnam. I’m more interested in killing all the enemy radical Muslims I can
Oh! So Mr. Massie is apparently crawling through the mud and blood of No Man’s Land, crouching in a shell hole full of stagnant water only long enough to scratch out this column and attach it to the leg of a carrier pigeon; I must have misread his bio. Well, let’s give a hero his due and celebrate his no doubt many valorous feats of arms:
Mr. Massie is also a columnist at WorldNetDaily and the former host of the top-rated show on Right Talk Radio network, “Straight Talk with Mychal Massie.” He is a frequent inspirational/motivational speaker and regular guest on national and regional TV and radio programs.
Right, right, but we’re more interested in all the enemy radical Muslims he’s killed…
He’s been a keynote speaker at rallies support our troops and at rallies supporting conservative causes across the nation.
Well, since he’s been a “speaker at rallies support our troops,” I’m sure that’s close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades, except for the hand grenade part. Perhaps he’s a scholar of strategy and tactics, or a highly respected military historian…
Mychal holds degrees in education, business/real estate, theology and pastoral counseling.
So if you’re a military man interested in purchasing a house or condominium, and you’re looking for a Century 21 salesman who really understands what it’s like to be in the shit, you should ask Mychal for his card.
