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Archive for October 21st, 2008

Mary Moonlights For WO’C's Crosstown Rivals

Posted by scott on October 21st, 2008

If you live in California, and haven’t yet followed the wise example set by the tiny Republic of Togo and pushed your TV out the window, you’ve no doubt seen this commercial for Prop. 8, the amendment that would rescind the right of same sex couples to marry.  It was lagging in the polls until a recent infusion of money from out of state religious organizations allowed them to blanket our major media markets with toasty-warm, hand-crocheted bigotry.

Besides trading in the usual fantasies about homo nups cracking that otherwise indestructible rock of society, Heterosexual Marriage, these commercials urge us to cast our ballots for the children!  Because otherwise, elementary school students will be taught that “boys can marry boys, and girls can marry girls,” and, presumably, which wedding chapels have the best glory holes.

Mary left a comment on Hoffmania, which Hoff has promoted to the front page.  It’s worth a read for anyone interested in just how “California law” requires that gay marriage be introduced into the curriculum.  Click here.

Let the Terror Begin!

Posted by s.z. on October 21st, 2008

Poor Pastor Swank.  Apparently he’s lost all contact with reality, and is now living in a very strange and scary place straight out of a Hieronymus Bosch painting.  Sad, really.  But kind of scary too, because every day in my local paper’s Letters to the Editor, there are missives from people who believe the same stuff as the pastor (they just express themselves less “creatively”), leading me to conclude the high price of gasoline is being caused by conservatives hoarding the stuff so they can huff the fumes. Anyway, here’s your Swank for today.

Gadhafi: B. Hussein is Muslim

Here you have it:“‘There are elections in America now. Along came a black citizen of Kenyan African origins, a Muslim, who had studied in an Islamic school in Indonesia. His name is Obama,’ said Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi in little-noticed remarks he made at a rally marking the anniversary of the 1986 U.S. air raid on his country” per Aaron Klein of WorldNetDaily.

The remarks may have been little noticed by normal people, but the wingnuts were all over the WorldNetDaily story, taking it as vindication of their belief that Obama is actually the Muslim Candidate (starring Sarah Palin in the Frank Sinatra role).  And yet they seem to be the brainwashed ones, recognizable by their constant assertion that “B. Hussein Obama is the warmest, most Muslim, foreignest, liberalest, baby killing-est, anti-Christian human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

So B. Hussein slips in an ABC interview to state “my Muslim faith.”Now Gadhafi confirms that to be fact.

No wonder the Muslim world throughout the globe is waiting anxiously for a B. Hussein presidential win.

Can we believe Gadhafi? Of course.

Sure, he’s an evil anti-American dictator who lies to his people all the time, but he would never try to mislead us!

Why would he say that if he did not believe it himself? He wouldn’t.

He just wouldn’t, okay!

He knows that B. Hussein is Muslim.

He undoubtedly knows all Muslims in the world personally, either meeting them socially at the Muslim Club, or seeing them at the weekly “Death to America” workshops/potluck suppers, so we can trust him on the issue of “Who’s Who in Islam.”

He states that B. Hussein is Muslim. B. Hussein has himself confessed to being of the “Muslim faith.”

What more can be printed for the reading public to take in than that?

Heck, if a slip of the tongue and the propaganda of a Third World super villain aren’t good enough for you, what will it take, America?!?

Yet liberal media feeds continue to recite that B. Hussein is “Christian.” Of course biblically knowledgeable believers know that that is a hoax.B. Hussein is no more Christian than Hindu. He breaks every biblical ethic.

He not only eats shellfish, commits adultery, covets, steals, and bears false witness, he also kills men in Reno just to watch them die.

He confesses that he reads the Bible but really knows not the Bible for he instructed a questioner to read the Sermon on the Mount to find out what was there to endorse homosexual “marriages.”

Matthew 5-7, the Sermon on the Mount passage, has nothing to state about homosexuality, let alone homosexual nuptials.

LOL.   Yes, folks, if the Sermon on the Mount does not denounce homosexuality, then that is proof positive that not only is Jesus strongly against gay nups, but also that Obama must be a Muslim.

In other words, B. Hussein is Muslim. Muslim rule will ensue if becoming President.

Yeah!  Remember that horrible time we had with Catholic rule when Kennedy was president, and the horrors of Quaker rule when Nixon was President?  Who wants something like that again?

It will be quite convenient for Muslim B. Hussein then to stay in line with the Koran for George W. Bush was foolish enough to place that volume in the White House library during a Ramadan dinner where guests were Muslim leaders.

Wow, Bush sure made it easy for Obama, didn’t he?  Maybe Bush is a secret Muslim too!   (But I have to wonder why a fanatical Muslim like Obama doesn’t have his own copy of the Koran to terrorize us with.)

America, beware..

Bewaaaare! Bewaaaaaaare!

The Muslim cloud is soon to hang heavily over our Republic if B. Hussein hoodwinks the ignorant into voting him onto Pennsylvania Avenue..

I heard that George Lucas rejected the title ”The Muslim Cloud” in favor of “The Phantom Menace” for his goofiest Star Wars flick.Anyway, you heard the pastor, and it’s almost Halloween, so beware, bewaaaaarrrre!!!