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Archive for October 16th, 2008

Orlok-Palin ’08

Posted by scott on October 16th, 2008

Ah, October.  When the skeletal trees are etched against a slate gray sky, frost gathers on the pumpkin, and wicked somethings this way come.  And in the spirit of the season, our friend Capmconnundrum has been kind enough to create a Halloween theme especially for Wo’C:


McCain: A Symphony of Horror.

Nude Sarah Palin

Posted by s.z. on October 16th, 2008

Was that title just a cheap stunt to bring up our Google hits, or was it part of a ploy by the police predator task force to seek out perverts?  Who can say. 

Anyway, I liked this blurb from my new favorite emailed news summary, the American Family Association’s OneNewsNow.

Perspectives – The rebellion has begun – and it’s not a partisan fight
This election long ago ceased to be a partisan battle between Republicans and Democrats. It goes back to the influence of the very first radical — Lucifer.

Yes, basically this year’s election is a contest between conservatives and Satanists.  So, are you in favor of raising taxes on the poor, or sacrificing virgins?  Choose wisely!

And if you actually read the column, which is by one Sandy Rios, you will learn of a dark conspiracy more than 50 years in the making to elect Obama to the presidency.  It’s all good, but I have to get back to looking for those nude photos (for you, the WO’C reader), so let’s just read the beginning and the conclusion, and then get on with our lives.

Somewhere along the way — while most of us were enjoying our precious freedoms, taking kids to soccer, ordering pizza and listening to our iPods — there was another group of people who were at work to destroy America. Even as they enjoyed with us its benefits, they schemed and planned and, moment by moment, inch by inch, gained a footing and we never realized the ground was shifting.
You could say the groundwork was laid in the ’50s when radicals who were often synonymous with communists made a concerted attempt to destroy America through infiltration of media, government, and labor unions. Top-secret documents were leaked to the Soviets which resulted in the charge of treason for Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. America believed in punishing its traitors then and they paid with their lives.

In the 50′s, they knew what to do with radicals!  They fried them up good!

For nearly four decades, while we were living our lives and enjoying our freedoms, they were working diligently to destroy them. And now their plans have found the perfect personification in the handsome and charismatic Senator Barack Obama. But while he seems to bring new inspiration, their philosophy is as old as time.
They know who their inspiration is: Saul Alinsky, the ’60s author and philosopher of the left who profoundly influenced Hillary Clinton, Bill Ayres and Bernadine Dohrn and Barack and Michelle Obama. Alinksy stated clearly in the dedication of his famous treatise, Rules for Radicals: 

To the very first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom — Lucifer.

The rebellion has found new strength. The attempted destruction of America has begun — and it is not a partisan fight.

So, it’s actually a contest between good and evil, light and dark, flabby old guys and handsome young ones, hippies and Viet Nam vets, commies and patriots, etc.  Forget the economy, and just vote for Jesus, because otherwise the Satanists win!

Well, I’m off to enjoy my precious freedoms and feed vicious Satanists kittens.  Don’t start the orgy until I get back!

P.S.  Here’s the  photo of Sarah.


Abortion Bans Are Affirmative Action For Unwanted Mulattoes

Posted by scott on October 16th, 2008

Over at the Corner, attorney and former Scalia law clerk Ed Whelan muses that if Roe v. Wade has been decided in, say, 1960, then John McCain wouldn’t be losing the election right now, because Obama’s mother would clearly have had an abortion.

Former Fetus Barack Obama   [Ed Whelan] Nearly 48 years ago, a young woman, not yet 18, became pregnant in her freshman year of college.  Living in a time and place in which abortion was generally illegal, she proceeded to marry the father of her child and gave birth to a son.  Perhaps she would have done so irrespective of the abortion laws at the time, even if, say, she lived in a legal culture that celebrated abortion as a fundamental right.

“Hey, I hope you guys are coming to our annual Abortion Celebration tonight…It’s gonna get cuh-RAAAA-zy.  Helen’s bringing hotdish and I hear we’re gonna have Saline the Clown and a piñata shaped like a uterus.  Oh!  And don’t forget to sign the card before you leave; it’s Cindy’s Partial Birthday tomorrow.”

Very possibly not.  (I haven’t found any statistics on the percentage of pregnant college freshmen who abort their pregnancies, but indirect indications suggest that it’s very high.)

And these indications are strongly supported by Ed’s Magic 8-Ball, which said, “Signs Point to Yes” the third time he shook it.

Barack Obama may actually believe, as he stated yesterday, that Roe v. Wade “was rightly decided.”  But it may be very lucky for him, as the son born of that woman, that it hadn’t been decided a dozen or so years earlier.

Ed’s basically making the same point as those t-shirts which read, “Smile!  Your Mom Chose Life,” except his Cafe Press merchandise designed specifically for men with a touch of the tarbrush (octaroons and above) who were conceived out of wedlock and born prior to 1973 would read: “Smile!  Your Mother Had No Choice, Otherwise She Totallty Would Have Aborted You.”

That Obama may owe his very life to a pre-Roe legal regime that banned abortion is, to be sure, not necessarily a reason that he should favor that regime (though I can’t help noting that Justice Thomas’s critics recklessly accuse him of hypocrisy for opposing racial-preference plans that they say he benefited from).

Let me see if I’m following Ed’s logic here…Since young women in their first year of college will sometimes terminate unplanned pregnancies, Obama is only alive because abortion was illegal when he was gestating, so if he adopts a position as President which respects a woman’s right to control her own body, it’s as hypocritical as rich men, like John Edwards, caring about poor people.  But because nobody dies from affirmative action, it’s fine if Thomas benefits from the program, then pulls the ladder up after him and yells “so long, suckers!” to anybody in line behind him.  Because he’s had a libertarian epiphany.

But it ought to lead Obama and others to think more carefully about the valuable role that protective abortion laws play.

“Protective Abortion Laws:  Ruining Women’s Lives Today, While Protecting the Potential Presidential Fetuses of the Future.”

Okey doke, then.  Cafe Press, here we come…