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Sorry for the echoing halls, but things have gone from bad to worse here in HolllyLiberalWood. We were besieged by the arrival of George Clooney and half of Brangelina on Wednesday and then came the worst news of all–Paris had to go back to jail.
When we heard the news, I was overcome with the vapors and Scott took to his fainting couch.
Until we are sufficiently recovered, please enjoy The GoFugYoursel Girls: Paris Hilton’s Prison Diary
So much that I ruined an almost funny joke by writing “I” instead of “I’m”.
Oh, whatever happened to that sour-assed bitch who used to come into the Kinko’s on Sunset with her bag of Mickey D’s fries? How could she have ended up this way?
I thought wealth, privilege, & excessive blondeness still stood for something in This Great Nation of Ours™.
For some strange reason, I am reminded of “Disfigured Debbie,” that episode of “The Oblongs:”
“I DON’T WANT TO GO IN THE CAR! IT WAS MADE IN AMERICA! (sobbing) IT SMELLS LIKE POOR PEOPLE!!”
Okay, I need more details about your decadent Hollywood lifestyle. You guys actually *have* a fainting couch? And Scott has his own so you don’t have to take turns?
All I can say is, I’m very impressed. And also mildly shamed by James Wolcott’s take on Paris, but not enough to feel bad for her.
MaryC writes: “We were besieged by the arrival of George Clooney and half of Brangelina on Wednesday…”
Why not do what I do whenever Clooney shows up looking to crash on the couch for a couple days– put him up in a motel.
The EconoLodge on Vine is fairly clean, and reasonable, and he won’t be emptying out your refrigerator and leaving his socks on the living room floor like he always does.
Seems like the type to hit on the maids, though.
Like that’s YOUR problem?!
Well, it is, kinda. We’re not all straight. Not even for George Clooney, some of us.
Hey, Sidhe, didja take part in teh fourth annual world naked bike ride? It passed by near you, from what I understand. Strange that the French had the most repressed reaction to it–or, at least, the story implies that. I thought they didn’t care all that much about things like “indecent exposure.”
Are you kidding? I don’t even own a bike.
Every year at the Solstice Parade, we get naked bikers as well. Personally, I think it sounds incredibly painful, but what do I know. The year they threatened to arrest any naked bicyclists, the was public outcry. We love us our naked people here, except when they’re stopping downtown traffic. Then we hit them with firehoses.
Something to say?
I just bursting with apathy over this.
Left by Bill S on June 8th, 2007