Dateline: Hollywood! Grocery Store: Rock and Roll Ralph’s on Sunset! Why: Because we are out of food! Who: Samantha Bee!
How: I was taking my groceries to Cody The cool PT Cruiser (Tom Servo in Commando Cody: “That’s a cool car. That’s a cool Cody car.”) when an SUV pulled into the spot next to mine! An attractive and petite woman hopped out of the SUV and we glanced at each other. I thought, “Gee. She looks like Samantha Bee.” She proceeded to take a stroller out of her car and we glanced at each other again, so I said: “You know, you look a lot like Samantha Bee”. To which she replied, “Well, I am Samantha Bee!”, and as soon as she spoke, I knew it was really Samantha Bee. I shook her hand and told her how much we loved her on the Daily Show and she thanked me very appreciatively.
I then continued to put the bags into the back of my car, while she took her daughter, Piper, out the car seat and did a baby talk thingy while jiggling Piper about. I drove off, and I’m guessing she went grocery shopping because they were out of food, too.
So. There you have it. If you come to Hollywood, CA., don’t buy a map to the stars home! If you want to see stars, go grocery shopping at Rock and Roll Ralph’s on Sunset!
PS-according to the Liberal Wikipedia, she could be in town to shoot a pilot, or to pick up some Bumble Bee Chunk White Tuna: 10 for $10.
Or some Aunt Jemima Syrup™, some Kaiser™ broiler foil and a pair of blunt scissors! Ha ha!
(Somebody was gonna say it sooner or later.)
Left by Doghouse Riley on March 20th, 2007