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Archive for June 5th, 2010

Recession Relief? Or Acid Induced Nightmare?

Posted by Maryc on June 5th, 2010

I’m not really sure how becoming a hybrid pig person will help my finances, but…ok!

Top 10 Google Searches (Plus 4)

Posted by scott on June 5th, 2010

Here’s our semi-weekly attempt to answer the Big Questions that build up in the Wo’C referrer logs like dryer lint.

1. john travolta insert face: Well, I suppose it’s better than his “O” face, but I just have to ask — and I know I’m going to regret this — insert face where?

2. “jonah goldberg” “martin luther king” “color blind”: ♫ One of these things is not like the other/One of these things does not belong ♬

3. braveheart face: This is also similar to the “O” face, but it’s painted blue and shrieking about Freedom.

4. do you exist electra complex: Are You There, Zeus? It’s Me, Aeschylus.

5. ENGLISH JUGGS: Enraged by ballots and drivers license tests printed in a multitude of foreign tongues, Tea Party activists have begun a movement to mandate English as the official language of our gazonga mags.

6. hockey boners: According to the Audubon Field Guide to North America, this is a ritual display of mating prowess put on by the male Canadian during breeding season.

7. people that died trespassing the asylum: I don’t know what it means, but I’m stealing this idea and pitching a new horror franchise

8. holly.wood.sex.dence.holly.holly.holly.pin.pin.pan.sex.holly.wood: Name Game fail.

9. Jan Michael Vincent crotch: One of Target’s less popular Halloween costumes.

10. unicorn cartoon stab: In the second season of My Little Pony the producers tried for a slightly more mature tone with a storyline about Fizzy being a cutter.

Open Source Snark Section. Do your worst:

11. cauliflower butt gay

12. man batfat

13. what did Michael Jackson look like before he used drugs

14. panoptical nude