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Archive for October 10th, 2006

Once Again, It’s Clinton’s Fault

Posted by s.z. on October 10th, 2006

Not content with just making Mark Foley seduce House pages, and causing Jeanine Pirro’s husband to cheat on her so she would be forced to bug hubby’s boat, it seems that Bill Clinton is also responsible for North Korea’s purported atomic bomb test. Or so says NewsMax.

The Clinton Legacy: North Korea’s Bomb

NewsMax details how Clinton administration policies during the 1990s — and Jimmy Carter’s meddling, gave North Korea the time to build a small arsenal of nuclear weapons.

I knew it!  And you know, my sources say that Max Boot was wrong when he blamed Pakistan for the deteriorating situation in Afghanistan, as that too was really Clinton and Carter’s doing.

And in a completely different part of the world, today the puppy called Flossie chewed up a TV remote, a door frame, and a dead field mouse (at least it was dead when I pulled the slimy thing out of her mouth) that she stole from Tibby.  Damn that Clinton for causing all this death and destruction in my home!

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Happy (Early) Birthday, AnntiChrist Coulter!

Posted by s.z. on October 10th, 2006

Here’s wishing you many happy returns of the day, and a happy return from the hospital. Take care of yourself, AC, because the world would definitely be a worse place without you.

As for the rest of you, we suggest that besides wishing our little AC a great day, you also check out her blog, Mark Of The Beast – we hear she’s got some kick-ass guest bloggers filling in for her while she’s out of commission.

Oh, and AC, since you are in pain, we didn’t want to inflict a photo of Ann Coulter on you this year. So, instead, here’s the latest offering from Don Wildmon’s AFA — it’s a pin featuring a photo of some kind of a faceless goblin holding a snowball wrapped in a sack.

But here’s how the AFA describes it:

Make a statement as you shop this Christmas. Proudly wear this button to let store clerks and managers know that instead of “Happy Holidays” you say, “Merry Christmas, it’s worth saying.”

Get some for your family, your friends or for every member of your church.

That should put those damned store clerks in their place — especially if you stab them with it if they give you the wrong holiday greeting!

So, buy several dozen of these lovely pins and give them to everyone who is expecting a present or tip from you during this gift-giving season — I know they’ll show you just what they think of your thoughtfulness!

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