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The end of the Chocolate Bunny Guillotine (“eliminate the mess in biting the heads off bunnies”) Invention Exchange from Manos: The Hands of Fate, which Mary and I have adopted as an Easter tradition.
Happy Reanimated Jew and decorator ova, everyone!
Explaining Easter:
On Good Friday, the Son of God gets nailed up to a cross by lots of marauding, irreligious chickens (Roman ones). A little later, he’s pulled down by a giant hare and stuck in a cave, which it probably thought was its warren or something. Realizing its mistake, the hare abandons the cave; but since it was a nice cave and the hare doesn’t want any super weasels moving in, it rolls a huge boulder across the mouth, sealing the cave shut.
In the meantime, some Wandering Jews happen by, looking for their Theoretical Messiah, but they pass right over the boulder, not giving it a second glance. “That boulder’s huge,” they think to themselves, “no way would one dead guy be able to roll that sucker on his own! That would take, like, a giant rabbit. Or maybe a super weasel.”
Three days later, the Son of God (formerly known as Dead) pushes the boulder aside with a mighty heave, and emerges to wreak his terrible vengance upon chickenkind forever more.
But what about the pardon from Fanny Farmer? His only crime was being delicious!
Have you heard that the new guest riffer on Rifftrax is James Lileks? I’m shocked, saddened and appalled.
Actually, you might enjoy this thread, JET (or not)…
https://world-o-crap.com/blog/?p=701
But yeah…we’ve heard.
Something to say?
Happy Reanimated Jew and decorator ova, everyone!
That took me a couple of seconds to parse.
You watch the MST3K version, I hope . . .
Left by Monkay on March 23rd, 2008