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Please adopt this dog. She is driving me crazy.

And while you’re at it, please adopt this kitten. She is really sweet and deserves a home.

And while you are doing my bidding. please scoff at this guy and the crappy paper that publishes him. Here’s some evidence as to why I’m requesting this action:

Why Obama is a cultural Muslim

President Obama is betraying the Jews. He is a cultural Muslim whose sympathies lie with the Islamic world in its life-death struggle against Israel. Unless American Jews wake up and speak out against Mr. Obama’s pro-Arab, anti-Israel policies, the Jewish state faces a possible nuclear war – and even annihilation.

And please pray for the soul of He needs help.

Today is the 4th of July. I plan to kill something.

Dear Secular Students: How many millions must be murdered in the name of godless government before you conclude that you might be wrong?

Also, consider praying that he gets medical help.

UPDATE: Links fixed. Sorry about that.

11 Responses to “To Do List”

Aw! The links go to an admin error page for Petfinders–I can haz pics, pleaze?

Cute dog, but we already have six (along with seven cats), so I think we’re full up.

Can’t cure insanity either. Having an evening of futility.

Maybe I should adopt the puppy.

Those are some seriously adorable animals (the first two animals — I’ve got a different adjective in mind for Dr. Mike).

AWWWWWWWW! Cutie puppy and kitty!

Pookie is super cute. And the little marmalade behind her looks a little bit like Moondoggie.

As a secularist, I would never pray for Dr. Mike. I doubt a religious person would, either. I’d bet good money that EVERYONE hates him and loves the thought of him roasting in Hell with all the other vicious, murdering, lying, thieving christians he so admires.

From Mike Adam’s Twit:
I’m old enough to remember when a metrosexual had no chance of being elected president.

I’m young enough that I don’t remember Ronald Reagan. What’s your excuse?

“# Message to the New Black Pansy Party: The nearest cracker might be a .44 magnum packer.

# NAACP: The National Association for the Abolition of Cracker Procreation.

Dr. Mike has had issues ever since that black girl took his lunch money in 7th grade. I think this guy is beyond help. There doesn’t seem to be a human being in there anymore.

So, to sum up…we should adopt Dr Professor Mike because he’s a dog.

SZ, I know you mean well, but no children under 80 is a bit restrictive for the Jack Russell, I think:

Because of her tendency to snap when she’s had her limit, it’s possible that she could be nippy around small kids, so we think it would be best if she was in a household with no children under 8t.

I’d love to take him, but I’m a gimp. He’d go crazy. I know Jack Russells. Beautiful, smart, adorable, but VERY high energy. Plus, there’s the five aging cats to think about. Dey no like goggies.

I want that kitteh! Unfortunately, our resident psycho cat would probably kill it, although he’s mellowed out since Prozac and his bad back legs made him realize that he’s not as deadly as he *thinks* he is – that and a few ass-kickings from 23-lb Zingiber and 7-lb Gojira Hellion Wheels. Still, he’s drawn blood, and a 2-month baby wouldn’t stand a chance.

If I didn’t have 4 indoor cats already I might be tempted but I just got back from a week’s vacation (the neighbs did cat duty) and found lots of presents on my nice hardwood floors, I’m not too inclined to take on anymore

Something to say?