Please adopt this dog. She is driving me crazy.
And while you’re at it, please adopt this kitten. She is really sweet and deserves a home.
And while you are doing my bidding. please scoff at this guy and the crappy paper that publishes him. Here’s some evidence as to why I’m requesting this action:
Why Obama is a cultural Muslim
President Obama is betraying the Jews. He is a cultural Muslim whose sympathies lie with the Islamic world in its life-death struggle against Israel. Unless American Jews wake up and speak out against Mr. Obama’s pro-Arab, anti-Israel policies, the Jewish state faces a possible nuclear war – and even annihilation.
And please pray for the soul of He needs help.
Today is the 4th of July. I plan to kill something.
Dear Secular Students: How many millions must be murdered in the name of godless government before you conclude that you might be wrong?
Also, consider praying that he gets medical help.
UPDATE: Links fixed. Sorry about that.