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Archive for November 3rd, 2009

Her Name is Rios

Posted by scott on November 3rd, 2009

SRios.jpgRadio gabber and Townhall pundit Sandy Rios was last seen explaining that pro-choice people should stop their sobbin’ about Dr. George Tiller’s murder in the cathedral, because he was an abortion provider and therefore his “church” was obviously a coven of pagans who were only pretending to be Lutherans because of the superior cuisine.  And lucky for us, Sandy brings that same detached and rational style of analysis to this week’s column:

Marriage in  Maine: Why We’d Better Fight

Now that we know what President Obama’s “Safe Schools Czar” Kevin Jennings means by “safe,” we’d better start putting the pieces together on homosexual activism and fight back.

The beautiful old state of Maine faces a battle that will affect us all.

Gay lobsters will come out of the closet, and convert others, and suddenly those wrestling matches in the lobster tank at the front of fancy seafood restaurants will become embarrassingly homoerotic.  Worse, gay lobsters do not breed, they adopt, which will devastate the fishing industry in the Pine Tree State and drive up the price of surf ‘n’ turf all across this once great land.

Will they vote “yes” to maintain traditional marriage on November 3rd or will they not? … If we believe marriage should be between a man and a woman, we’d better mobilize. But marriage is just one piece of this puzzle. Let me tell you why.

Much has been reported about the “Safe Schools Czar,” not the least of which is his desire to “Queer Elementary Education.”  That is the creepy title of the book for which he wrote the forward along with no-longer-underground-Bill Ayers.

Actually, the title is “Queering Elementary Education,” but let’s not quibble.  And William Ayers’ name appears nowhere in the book, which only proves that he not only secretly authored Barack Obama’s autobiographies, but Kevin Jennings’ work as well!  In fact, he’s ghost-writing this post right now.  Sandy’s too.  The guy’s more prolific than Joyce Carol Oates.

And the title actually means what you think it means.

Unless you think it means what Sandy thinks you think it means.

Publisher’s Description:  Queering Elementary Education is not about teaching kids to be gay, lesbian, bisexual, or straight. It’s not part of a sinister stratagem in the “gay agenda.” …Queer teachers are those who develop curriculum and pedagogy that afford every child dignity rooted in self-worth and esteem for others. In short, queering education happens when we look at schooling upside down and view childhood from the inside out. This groundbreaking volume demands we explore taken-for-granted assumptions about diversity, identities, childhood, and prejudice.

The book is filled with child-adult sex

So it’s kind of like the Bible.

including the story of a lesbian mom and her daughter lusting for the same girl in the playground.

The Amazon “Look Inside” feature doesn’t allow access to the entire text, but I didn’t see anything quite so salacious in the table of contents, which mainly features some rather dry and academic-sounding monographs.  But just because Sandy can’t remember the title of the book she’s basing her argument on is no reason to assume she didn’t actually read it.  So just get that silly thought right out of your head.

Homosexual activists have your kids in their sights.

Homosexuals are like Charles Whitman, sitting atop a phallic-shaped tower, peering through a telescopic sight at your children and preparing to pull the trigger on his love gun, love gun.

The next generation is very important to them—and not only for the purposes of propaganda.

Homosexual activists want your children in every way.

To quote Joel Robinson: “I wonder what her Briggs-Myers test looks like.”

In order to achieve that, it is necessary to mainstream homosexuality so that anyone opposing it is severely ostracized or punished as a result. But, of course, we’re there. Matt Barber, while working for All State Insurance, wrote—on his own time—an article opposing homosexuality and was subsequently fired.

Ah yes, Matt “Bam Bam” Barber, Heterosexual Martyr and, like Sandy, a former Concerned Woman for America.  S.Z. adjusted the claims adjuster’s claims when he first made them back in 2005 (scroll down to “Allstate Persecutes Christian”):

Well, if you read further down, our martyr, J. Matt Barber, says that it wasn’t solely because he wrote that column.  He adds that Allstate was actually looking for an excuse to get rid of him because he tattled on his boss’s boss for public displays of affection with a female doctor at a conference in Lisbon. 

“He was a married man,” Barber explained. “It made me very uncomfortable, especially because we investigate sexual harassment.”

And since it made Matt uncomfortable, he filed a sexual harassment complaint against the manager.

Reading the whole post, it’s apparent Allstate fired Matt not for bigotry, but for impersonating a Dilbert character.

Only positive examples of “gayness” have been presented in television, movies and media in order to normalize and de-stigmatize homosexuality.

I’d have thought “crappy internet bulletin board posing as an online magazine” would have qualified as a medium.

Young Americans can hardly remember when or why homosexuality was once taboo.

I hear ya.  I was talking to my 8-year old niece the other day, and it was clear she could barely recollect a world in which Arianism posed an existential threat to Trinitarianism.  Kids today have no appreciation for our struggle.

(By the way, Sandy?  If you think young Americans can’t conceive of homosexuality being taboo, you haven’t talked to an adolescent boy lately.)

After the famous Britney Spears/Madonna kiss there was an epidemic of teenage girls experimenting with lesbianism, kissing in public, emulating their idols for all to see.

Then all those teenage girls married wannabe rappers, shaved their heads, and turned into white trash baby chutes.

Through Gay-Straight Alliance Clubs, established by Safe Schools Czar Jennings and his former organization GLSEN, children—even in grade school—have been encouraged to “come out.”

There’s clearly no need for an organization that seeks to defend at-risk gay youth.

“WASHINGTON, July 8, 2009 – Sirdeaner Walker, the mother of 11-year-old Carl Walker-Hoover, who died by suicide after enduring constant bullying at school, testified today in front of the House Subcommittees on Early Childhood, Elementary and Secondary Education and Healthy Families and Communities on Wednesday in support of the Safe Schools Improvement Act – federal legislation to require that schools adopt anti-bullying policies.”

See?  These little problems have a way of working themselves out.

Gay activists had a plan which they laid out in great detail in a 1989 book called “After the Ball.” And they had help in high places. For over 20 years, the National Education Association has been aggressively pushing homosexuality.

You know, my wife’s a teacher, and those leadbottoms at the NEA have never gotten around to aggressively pushing homosexuality on her.  In fact, they haven’t even gently nudged enough bisexuality on her to inspire a decent chance for a threesome.  What the hell are we paying dues for?

Homosexuality was introduced in every area of the curriculum with American history rewritten to accommodate a “gay” Abraham Lincoln and literature and reading assignments filled with stories of graphic homosexual sex.

Oh boo hoo.  When I was in school we had to read O Pioneers! and what I wouldn’t have given for a literary reach-around during Third Period English…

The teachers were had, or they were silent and the children unprotected and ripe for the picking.

But that’s the kind of work Americans won’t do, so undocumented Mexican homosexuals had to be trucked in to pick the children before they rotted in the field.

Mothers went soft, refusing to believe their own schools were presenting such outrageous materials, while at the same time believing they were being compassionate to the gay community. It was all part of the strategy, after all, helped greatly by presenting sympathetic characters and stories of bullying and brutality to canonize homosexuals as victims in order to get the sympathy of women, who naturally want justice. Matthew Shepard’s death worked beautifully for this

Yes, Matthew was quite the little prankster, but I think even you gals will admit that when he was found beaten and left for dead, crucified on a fence, the joke was on his mother.

Matthew became a cause célèbre and mothers turned their heads from the sexualization of their own children in order to show empathy with gay relatives and friends.

So mothers let their daughters dress up in inappropriately sexy clothing to make homosexuals feel better about gay bashing?

The strategy looks something like this: Sexual orientation laws (protecting homosexuality as equal to race and religion)

Well, that’s an outrage, and such laws should be repealed immediately!  After all, homosexuality and race are innate, but religion is a choice, and if those whiners don’t like being on the receiving end of violence and discrimination, they can simply change their beliefs and worship the god or gods preferred by the majority.

Anyway, you were saying that “[s]exual orientation laws” lead to…?

…lead to hate crimes law (giving uber law enforcement protection to gays, lesbians and transgendered persons) which lead to hate speech laws that eventually silence free speech—even the preaching of pastors in churches.

I love how Sandy’s slippery slope argument is presented as a fait accompli.  It’s so much easier to win a debate when you pretend your outlandish worst case scenario is history, rather than hypothetical.

Using the Bible to teach God’s design for sex expressed only in the union between one man and one woman for a lifetime has become a criminal act in countries where hate crimes and speech laws have been enacted.

Yeah, I’ll worry about that when we also get those countries’ single-payer health care systems.

And that brings us to the marriage debate. It is not unconnected.

You could’a fooled me, sister.

Homosexual activists don’t want marriage. They want the total breakdown of traditional family relationships.

Tell ‘em to relax, the straight folks have that covered.