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Meet Maxine, the GOP Elephant-Pig

To quote from my email from Robert M. “Mike” Duncan:

Dear Republican,

Meet Maxine, the newest member of the Republican National Committee.

Presumably, she’s a high-level member, because she’s so much smarter than everyone else there.

Embroidered with the official logo of the RNC, Maxine proudly shows off her allegiance to the Republican Party’s principles of lower taxes, a strong national defense, limited government and personal responsibility.

Because nothing says “I pledge my allegiance to lower taxes, war, screwing the poor, and to hell with everybody else!” than pink plush.

Anyway, you can get Maxine for a “donation” of $35 to the Republican • National • Committee .  As “Mike” says, “With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, Maxine makes a great gift for that special Republican in your life.”  So, if you want to get laid by a Republican on February 14th, you’d better get your order in soon.

Posted by s.z. on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 at 7:42 pm.

13 Responses to “Meet Maxine, the GOP Elephant-Pig”

Wait, wait. The RNC mascot is a pink elephant? Are they admitting they’ve been drunk with power for years?

If this is not a joke, then clearly Maxine is smarter than any of them.

Left by D. Sidhe on January 29th, 2008

It’s the softer side of the GOP! It’s not all war and waterboarding anymore! Now it’s oddly hued plushies, too!

Left by Maryc on January 29th, 2008

So, if you want to get laid by a Republican on February 14th

what, there’s a shortage of wood chippers now?

Left by preznit giv me turkee on January 29th, 2008

Um…Maxine’s sitting position is somewhat…um…”suggestive”, I think. And then she’s pink and fuzzy and…yeah…

‘Course, there’s also that tiny pink “trunk” sticking up in the front there…

Left by Dorothy on January 29th, 2008

if you want to get laid by a Republican on February 14th, you’d better get your order in soon.

or you could just leave your drink unsupervised at a yuppie bar. It probably wouldn’t cost as much.

Left by julia on January 29th, 2008

Dorothy has it dead-on; phallic pink is truly Republican these days.

Left by kate on January 29th, 2008

Dorothy, it’s a tiny trunk in the picture. Just wait until she’s told a few lies.

Left by Kip W on January 29th, 2008

Nothing says “lower taxes, a strong national defense, limited government and personal responsibility” to me like a pink elephant with a wide stance undoubtedly made in China, inspired by the drunk hallucinations of a cartoon elephant as envisaged by the drug-fevered minds of the animators of “Dumbo” the circus freak that takes advice from a manipulative lying rodent.

Left by Britisher on January 29th, 2008

I’ll be straight man [nudge wink nudge] — why “Maxine”?

Left by FlipYrWhig on January 30th, 2008

If you want to get laid by a Republican, you have to visit the Senate men’s room…

Left by actor212 on January 30th, 2008

Hey, get two and keep ‘em in your trunk, for those icy days on the road.

Left by Heydave on January 30th, 2008

it’s a tiny trunk in the picture. Just wait until she’s told a few lies.

I think Kip has hit upon the reason the right wing noise machine can never, ever tell the truth:

Nose envy.

Left by Dorothy on January 30th, 2008

For the purposes of this credo, “personal responsibility” should not be assumed to apply to persons seeking legal immunity or an economic stimulus.

Left by melior on February 3rd, 2008

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