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…and remember please, for the next day or so, the terrible lesson you learned tonight. That grinning, glowing, globular invader of your living room is an inhabitant of the pumpkin patch, and if your doorbell rings and nobody’s there, that was no Martian… it’s Halloween.  — Orson Welles, October 30, 1938

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That grinning, glowing, globular invader of your living room is an inhabitant of the pumpkin patch, and if your doorbell rings and nobody’s there, that was no Martian… it’s Halloween.

Or Orson Welles wearing a tan-in-a-can…

Well, as per the usual, I don’t have the patience to do the dial-up download, but I wanted to wish all of the World O’Crappers a happy Happy Halloween!

…As I sit here in my living room, alone, having not even so much as worn my spider beely-boppers anywhere in this one-horse bumfuck backwater suburban-white-trash excuse for a town today… And still hurt and wounded that S.Z. doesn’t send me horrific pictures of Shim-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named for my birthday anymore…

*sigh*

Happy happy. Hope y’all are out having the Halloweens that I should have, and that y’all will be sending pix of such misbehavior and bacchanalian adventures.

Now that Halloween is over, there’s nothing to hold back the stores’ full scale christmas assault. At some point the carols in the stores make me want to drop to the floor, clutch my ears, and shout, “Make it stop!” If Bill O is right about the plot to murder christmas, the plotters need to work a lot harder.

Amen, Trashfire, amen.

As I said to a young’un today, “I treat religion the same way that I treat any other severe mental illness — with respect and DISTANCE.”

We can’t bring them back from the mythology, but wouldn’t it be nice if we could stop them from using the public schools to spread the indoctrination? As I sit here, there’s a commercial on for “Just For Jesus,” some road-show cult concert-type thing, and they’re telling the “kids” to DOWNLOAD YOUR PERMISSION SLIPS NOW FOR THIS FREE ***FIELD TRIP EVENT***!!!!!!

If that’s a fucking field trip, then I’m the fucking Mahatma Ghandi.

I’m sure that the Hitler Youth (and there wasn’t a less-than-lily-white one in the bunch, I might add) will put on a helluva show… At least worth the price of admission.

Like it’s not enough that they’ve hijacked the entire fall & winter as their own commercialized-cult orgy, they’ve got to bring the shit into HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen the “Hallelujah Happy House” bullshit that they put on, when those kids should be out on the streets, lighting bags of dogshit and spraying shaving cream one every available surface? Sickening and depraved, these jeebus freaks, sick sick sick… They’ve corrupted everything that used to be good and moral about this country, and ruined it towards their own selfish ends.

Video brought to you by “ReinCarnation”-the evaporated milk that comes from dead cows. :)

Do they use those mad cows for that shit, or do they shake too much?

(Yes, post-mortem.)

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