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I don’t mind hearing people call John Edwards a faggot, but I shouldn’t have to read about him having sex with an icky old girl!

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15 Responses to “Shorter Kathryn Jean Lopez”

Sex between two married heterosexuals!?!?!?!?

DISgusting!

Well, I’ve always thought so.
Actually, it depends entirely on the couple. I don’t want to picture the night of passion the produced Jonah Goldberg or John Poderadtz (did I spell that right? Eh, who gives a shit?)
I’d add the conception of George W., except I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a night of passion, but something involving a petri dish.

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, bitch, complain, and critique.

Man, I’m starting to really loathe K-Lo. I actually think she’s somewhat cute, and probably could be talked into being a less psychologically revolting human being, but I’ve pretty much at this point lost any interest in seeing anyone try. She’s going to die alone and unhappy, and I’m okay with that.

Mean, but there you go. You don’t want me hoping for your sad demise? Don’t act like only your friends are human and everyone else is just props in your morality play. It’s not that hard.

Let’s play “alter K. Lo’s nickname so it’s more accurate.”
K. Loathesome.
K. Lowest common denominator.
K. Low I.q.
K. Lo and Behold-a big steaming pile o’ stupid!
Your turn, D.

She reminds me of a thin Christina Ricci without the talent of course. And while I’ve never quivered in anticipation for viewing any of Ricci’s movies, I have even less desire to read anything of K Lo.

C’mon Gappy, that second Addam’s Family movie was funny.

At least the couple tried to say it in suttle way, she’s just squiemish.

Let’s play “alter K. Lo’s nickname so it’s more accurate.”

Let’s not have to: “Klo” is colloquial German for “toilet”.

The End.

That’s just about perfect, Mentis.
But I still think “K. Loathesome” is a good nickname for her.

I’m down with that, Bill. Though may I suggest the less pithy “K. Lonely Till She Dies Surrounded By Cats Who Eventually Eat Her Out Of Sheerest Desperation”?

“…and promptly vomit her up, thus finally bringing her to a higher state of being than she is now.”

Lord D. I hope she doesn’t have any cats as that points her to some degree of humanness (hmm, I don’t know if that’s a real word or just a GW type one) Then again, I understand that starving cats will always start with the face first.

I think it’s safe to say that any cats she ends up with won’t actually *like* her. Cypress, for example, hates me, but until she figures out the new cat food cans, she’s willing to grant my continued existence.

I’m getting wilier, btw. We’ve now got cans of food that open in four completely different ways. She might figure one out, but she’s stuck with me until she sorts them all out. Ha!

Bill S.

J-Pod (Podhoretz, accent on the Hor) not only bred, but his coupling with a workhouse at the local prison farm didn’t produce a mule, but produced a breeding…something, since he has grand…somethings.

Actually, I was referring to the conception OF J-Pod, involving, as it would, the image of Norm and Midge mating. (Shudder. The horror…the HORROR!)
That someone might, voluntarily, wish to see John Podheretz naked, is the only thing that could be more frightening.

Something to say?