Successful abstract portraiture ignores the deceptive surface, instead combining seemingly disparate elements to reveal the soul of one’s subject. So it is with good Photoshoppery. Clumsily dubbing a dog collar and leash onto DNC Chairman Howard Dean does little to convincingly evoke the hidden wellspring of the former governor’s personality, since anyone with sufficient ego and energy to run for President is unlikely to have either the time or the patience to spend all day washing a woman’s foot with his tongue. On the other hand, if the image had featured Dick Morris, I would have bought two.
Gavin from Sadly, No! shows us how it’s done, with a Photoshopped portrait of AG Interactive President Josef Mandalbaum that does not rely upon superficial distortion, but allows the inner man to explosively burst forth. And then be sopped up by a giant bipedal paper towel roll infused with unholy life.
Sure, it’s a little highbrow for an e-greeting card, but I have no doubt that Gavin would be willing to sell out for the right price. Blue Mountain? Ball’s in your court…
One of the finest pieces of art criticism I have run across since my 11th grade art teacher told me “that looks like crap.”
Left by edward on February 15th, 2007